Funny lines from the wedding master?

The graceful and graceful beautiful MM standing by is today's bride, Miss * * *. Step forward and let the guests know. Looking forward to the bride, the beautiful woman is really beautiful. She is slim like a fairy, graceful like a crane, and beautiful like a hibiscus. She is better than colorful golden phoenix, or the groom has a unique skill. The phoenix tree attracts golden phoenix.

after introducing the bride, let's look at the groom, who is right next to the bride. The boy standing next to the bride is our groom today, Mr. * * *. Step forward and let everyone know him. Ok, look at the groom. He is really handsome, handsome, heavy-eyed, natural and graceful. This is exactly what talented people match beautiful women, beautiful women match handsome men and spend well.

excuse me, sir, would you like to marry the lady beside you as your wife? Please give me a round of applause and do it again! (Yes, loudly! ) Will poverty and wealth last forever? (Yes)

Well, miss, would you like to marry this gentleman beside you as your husband? Will poverty and wealth last forever? (Yes)

So good, God agrees, and it's a perfect match. love is like oxygen, life is safe and happy! (exchange of keepsakes)

Next, please ask Mr. * * * to issue the marriage certificate to the bride and groom on behalf of the Chinese people and the Ministry of Civil Affairs. From then on, you have a marriage license, you can operate legally and officially.

Then, let's invite our two newlyweds to give wedding gifts to all the guests present. A worship of heaven and earth, a bow, thank god, and finally wait until this day; Two bows, thankfully, she is his tonight; Bow three times, and thank God for being a matchmaker and tying the knot with Qi Fei!

friends, let's sincerely bless the couple, cheer for them, cheer for them, and for their perfect combination, let's once again bless a couple with warm applause for a bright future!

but how much love has the inch-long grass, won the third spring festival. Parents have made great efforts to dye their children's hair white. As the saying goes: water is active, trees have roots, children don't forget to raise their children, get married and become a family business now, and respect the elderly, the virtuous and the filial parents. Now that the bride and groom are married, they really want to thank their parents for their kindness in raising children. Next, they will pay homage to Gaotang, parents, and parents for their kindness in raising children, then bow, thank them for raising adults, and bow three times, and always honor the elderly!

Today, the sunshine is gorgeous, and the heaven and the earth are dancing in beautiful dresses. Tonight, the stars are bright, and the sentimental night has added two dazzling new stars. Mr. * * * the groom and Miss * * * the bride, who are attached to each other for life, walked happily on the bright red carpet. From then on, they will snuggle up to each other, love each other, hold hands to hold up the blue sky of love and walk through life together. Let us once again wish your life will be as sweet as honey: your love will be as eternal as diamonds: your career will be as brilliant as gold.

Okay, next

it's the couple's worship. Please turn left and right. Let's all have a look. The deeper the bow, the deeper the love. One bow, mutual respect and love, then bow, grow old together, three bows, and be United forever!

After three obeisances and nine bows, let's invite the bride and groom to have a happy toast. (The bride and groom drink a toast)

A talented person and a beautiful woman are born together, but they only envy Yuanyang, not immortals. A beautiful bride is like a glass of rose wine, and the groom is the red wine glass, so slowly taste the taste of integration. I think it's fate that combines the couple who love their lives sweetly, and they are inseparable from each other! It was heaven and earth that blended the soul-mate couple into kindness and love, and they were happy forever.

Then, please ask the bride and groom to bow deeply to the leaders, guests, friends and colleagues, relatives and friends, uncles and aunts, eldest brother and sister-in-law, and sisters and brothers-in-law from all directions. First, the friend on the left, a bow; Friends in the middle, bow again; Friends on the right, bow three times! Ladies and gentlemen, applause represents a return! Ok, thank you.

Let's bless the happy couple, sing for the happy couple, and raise a glass to the fiery love. May their life path always be full of sunshine of love!

Well, ladies and gentlemen, dear friends, today's wedding ceremony has come to an end for the time being. Next, we will have the 211 * * * Cup Wedding Contest.

before the start of the game, send a couplet to all the guests present. The first part is: Eat, eat the delicious food on the table and don't waste it. The second part is: Drink, drink the happy wine and don't get drunk. Horizontal criticism is a wise saying of Zhao Benshan: Eat well and drink well!

Finally, I also wish all the guests present here a prosperous life, a happy family, good health and all the best.