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What are some funny sayings about fruit homonym?

The fruit homophonic greetings include auspicious oranges, smooth persimmons, happy nuclear families, auspicious peaches, rich bananas and safe apples. In Chinese characters, there are some homonyms, that is, the homonym condition of Chinese characters is used to replace some words, resulting in a way of expressing interest.

Orange is auspicious, which means wishing others happiness and satisfaction. Persimmon everything goes well, which means everything goes well. The joy of the nuclear family corresponds to the joy of the whole family. Harmony can be universal, family fun is mostly used for general communication, and family fun is mostly used for formal occasions. This is a variant of ancient Chinese. Family happiness is family happiness.

Peach Blossom is being able to meet your own sweet love. Bananas make money and become treasures correspond to the way to make money, which means that they were mostly used for socializing in ancient times, and now they refer to making money and getting rich. Peace and security correspond to peace, which mainly refers to stability and security. Go to work happily and go home safely.

Complete works of fruit homophonic stalks.

Do you know what fruit looks the most rustic? Yangmei-Yangmei exhales.

What kind of fruit can't remember the way home? Durian-because durian never leaves.

What kind of fruit can survive in danger? Peaches-peaches were born because they escaped death.

Buy shirts for fruit. What kind of fruit shirt is too big? Yali-because Alexander is very big.

What fruit can't remember the year? Banana-because it is a banana at the turn of the year.

What kind of fruit describes a runaway child? Grapefruit-Because of the thread in the hand of the kind mother, the wandering grapefruit put on clothes.

Do you know what fruit has magic power? Bananas-because of the energy of Balala bananas!

What fruit looks the most honest? Bananas-because honest bananas make friends with bananas.

What kind of fruit is the most trustworthy? Oranges-because sincere oranges are honest and trustworthy.