Who are the players on the Internet?

1. On blind date, the woman asked: Where do you live after marriage? I live with my grandmother, father and stepmother. Ask again: Is there a house? A: Yes. . When the old house of the last century disappeared, I asked again: Is there a BMW to pick up the wedding? A: No, is a carriage all right? Fuck you, I'd rather cry in a BMW than laugh in a carriage! Prince William burst into tears. ...

2. In the army, the continuous shooting competition is the last, the bombing competition is the last, and the comprehensive competition is the last. Their company commander was very angry and asked, "As your company commander, I am very angry. What do you say? " ! ? "All the soldiers:" Change the company commander! ! "

3. A person walks into the supermarket to buy the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 toothpaste 1 toilet paper roll 1 frozen dinner 1 box of popcorn. The cashier said, "Are you single?" The man replied, "How do you know, because I only buy one copy of everything?" The woman sarcastically said, "No, because you are ugly."