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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

Good boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandmother dotes on him. He hardly ever left her side. When he wants something, they cry or lose their temper. Camel is his first day at school and the first day he left his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school, his grandmother greeted him at the door.

How's school? She asked, how are you doing? Did you cry?

Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, the teacher cried!

Six-year-old John is spoiled. His father knows this, but his grandparents still spoil him. The child hardly leaves his grandmother. What he wants is either crying or making noise. On the first day of school, he left his grandmother's arms.

John was out of school, and his grandmother met him at the door and asked, How was school? How are you doing? Did you cry?

Cry? John asked, no, I didn't cry, but the teacher did.

My puppy can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

My dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh,

Honey, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "