A joke ... why I don't understand ... they said it was yellow. .....

Men sunbathe naked on the beach. A little girl came and the man covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came over and asked, "Sir, what's under your newspaper?"

Answer: "A bird." The little girl stepped aside to play. The man fell asleep. When I woke up, I found myself in the hospital. The pain was unbearable. When the police asked him what was going on, he replied, "I don't know." I have been sleeping on the beach, and a little girl came up to me and asked me a personal question, and then I came. I don't know anything else. " The policeman went back to the beach, found the little girl and asked her, "What did you do to that man?"

The little girl hesitated for a moment and replied, "Give it to him? Nothing was done! I just played with the bird for a while, and the bird spat at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs and set fire to its nest. "

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