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Introduction: Parents always do many things for their children silently. Although his children sometimes ignore their love and even do something that makes them sad, their parents always tolerate everything their children do. 50 extremely sad smiles, which one can't help crying?

1. My friend called my dad and asked why. My dad said he was with someone else's wife. My friend was surprised. Dad said to accompany his daughter. Now she is my daughter, and later she will be someone else's wife. ...

2. When the college entrance examination was very stressful, my mother said a very heroic sentence: I can't support you all my life, anyway, I have supported you 18 years. Follow mom later.

Three or four years ago, I left college. My mother cried all afternoon. I don't know why she is so sad. Then my mother suddenly sat up and hugged me and said we weren't going. Is it okay? I cried.

One day, when the family was having dinner, the father suddenly said, "Why do you want to raise your daughter?" I worked hard to raise such a big one, so I gave it away ... The whole family was silent ... My father said this for the first time, and my heart was sour at that time.

5. After dinner, the whole family chatted together. Mom: You will get married in the future. Your father and I will buy a small house in that city and live near your home. She asked my dad again: What do you think? Dad: I think it's good. At that time, I wanted to be single all my life.

6. When I was in college, 5. 1 I agreed to play with my boyfriend. Dad sent me a message asking if I could go back. I said I wouldn't go back for a few days! He replied again, only four words "cherry is ripe" (there is a cherry tree in my yard). My tears suddenly seemed like a flood that opened the floodgate ... in fact, there were many.

7. Once my mother and I stood there looking at the store. She stood facing me for a while, suddenly approached me and kissed my eyebrows. My heart is pounding. Then, as if nothing had happened, he turned to hide his tears. I haven't hugged them since I was a child.

When I was a child, my father liked to ask me to go shopping with him. When you meet a fruit seller, just ask for it. He likes to buy me food. He always holds my little finger. I lived in menstruation's house in high school. When I went home, he asked me to go shopping with him. I walked behind him and saw his little finger sticking up, just like when I was a child. I really can't help it ...

9. When I was a child, I liked being hugged by my mother. When I was eight or nine years old, my mother still hugged me in the street. An uncle saw it and said sharply that he was still hugging people at such a big age. Look at your mother's fatigue, come down quickly! Mom said with a smile, I can't hold it anymore, so someone else took it away. I didn't feel anything at the time. I remembered this sentence on my wedding day and cried for N times. ...

10, very red when I was a child. A friend of my father often jokes with my parents that he will give me his daughter! Once he came to my house for dinner and kept saying that he would take me back to his house, and so on. Then when my uncle left, the whole family went to see him off. My brother said he was not feeling well, so he went to his room to lie down and sleep alone. I followed my parents to see my uncle off. My brother suddenly called me and said, Sister, come and see me! When I entered the room, my brother said, Sister, don't go with him. Sister, I like you. At that time, I was in the first grade of primary school, and my brother was in the big class in kindergarten. I still cry every time I think about it. Now I am in Guangzhou and my brother is in Beijing. I really miss him!

1 1, as long as you are happy and unhappy, go home. I have been wandering outside for 8 years and just joined the work four years ago. My father said so. Mom said this when she broke up with her cohabiting boyfriend 1 years ago. I broke up with the second BF three months ago. They said that one person is strong. Now single, my ideal is to take them over as soon as possible, without worrying about working overtime to eat instant noodles. I am too kind to be bullied.

12, just graduated and worked once. My boss is a little angry and always acts strange. I called my father and he said, I don't want to do it. My father can afford his daughter. Tears ran away, and the next day I packed my bags and ran home without ambition.

13. Your father is not at home and doesn't want to cook. The cat is eating cookies with me. I have kept this message from my mother.

14, my sophomore birthday, I was playing in a bar with my classmates and received a short message from my father saying, "Your mother and I just took you out of the delivery room at this time 20 years ago. You cried so loudly that we looked at you and thought it was the happiest day of our lives." Then I cried in the bar.

15, it's my first time in a foreign country. I came home after working for 2 months and told my boyfriend to pick me up. In the evening, I got a call from my father, and I came to do maintenance for the car. By the way, I'll treat you two to dinner! Go home. Listen to my mother. When your father saw you coming back, he didn't rush home. He went to find a boyfriend first. He was jealous. After thinking for a long time, I want an excuse that is not particularly deliberate and can't refuse to eat and send me home. Lovely dad.

16, my mother was strict when I was a child. She always thought that I bought everything at home and didn't need pocket money. My father likes it very much, hmm! It has gone bad Every time I go on a business trip, especially on holidays, I will give more money. Once, before I went home on holiday, my father had to go on a business trip, which meant that we could not hand over. My dad said he would put the money in my drawer, for fear that my mother would see it when she took something. So, my father sent me a short message: the money is for you, in a book called "Prescription for Use" on the left side of the big bookshelf in the living room. I came home, stepped on the armrest of the sofa and successfully dug out the 500 yuan money in the book. I really wanted to cry at that time. Is it easy?

17, working in other places, one day my father just came back from a business trip and immediately went online to find me. Inadvertently, he said that he was really old and even felt tired. I felt very uncomfortable at that time. Another time I said, Dad, don't be so tired. What are you doing? Dad said that I have to make money for my daughter. I found that until now, they are still giving me their lives. So I swear I will do my best to give it to them.

18, life abroad is really hard. I can't wait to graduate and go home when I think that my parents always love me and drown me. When I first started going abroad, my mother was very opposed. She said that when I went abroad alone, I was sick and nobody took care of me, but my father supported my idea and finally came out.

19, the first time I came out, my parents insisted on sending me abroad. On the first night at my destination, my father looked at me with a look of fear and immediately said, I feel lonely. Everyone in my family knows that I like zongzi and moon cakes very much. Every summer when I go back, they prepare zongzi and moon cakes. After the Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, which only belong to me, my parents also said that it doesn't matter who you want to marry in the future, as long as you like it. Life is hard and your parents will support you.

20. My mother called me on my birthday this year. After I answered the phone, I began to play birthday songs, followed by English in Chinese and Korean in English. Finally, my mother said, what's up? Listen, listen for you again. I'm on the phone and I can't stop crying.

2 1, my father is a very old-fashioned person and won't express his feelings or anything. My mother told me last time that she bought a cup for my father. He said, why not just buy one and buy the same one for my girl? My mom says your kids don't like this. My dad said, no, I must buy it. I want to use the same as hers! I couldn't stop crying after listening to it.

22. Once my father was on a business trip, my mother was alone at home. After work, I told her that I had an appointment with my boyfriend to go out for dinner and I wouldn't go back. My mother said piteously, well, I'll go home and eat instant noodles. Later, after a while, she called and said, daughter, why doesn't your mother have dinner with you and take me? I'm scared at home alone. I cried at that time ... It turns out that my mother can be spoiled. ...

23. Mom: "I won't be here in the future. You should be kind to your father and take him everywhere. " (It seems that I am an unfilial girl, but I really understand it here as a husband and wife ...) Dad: "Either you want to get married or you want someone to take care of you when mom and dad are away."

What impressed me the most and made me uncomfortable was that my mother once told me that it was all her fault and her incompetence. You can't do whatever you want. If her mother can do better, she will buy you whatever you want, so as not to let you go to work every day to enjoy life. I want to say, mom, this is what I should do!

25. I looked for BF in a different place, and my mother thought it was too far away. Just joking on the phone, don't blow it. I cried in an instant, and my father grabbed the phone and coaxed me. I shouted "Dad" and cried even harder. My father always said, I'm glad you like it, and your mother is joking with you.

26. On one occasion, the Mid-Autumn Festival. My father likes drinking ... so I called him and said, boss, happy Mid-Autumn Festival. Are you drunk? He just said, without you, I have no taste, so drinking a P will kill me. ...

27. On my birthday, my mother sent me a message saying: My lifelong wish is to make you happy.

28. I have never seen my mother get drunk, and I always see my father get drunk. As a result, when I invited my friends to dinner to celebrate my admission to college, my mother was so drunk that she laughed and cried in the private room. At first I laughed at my mother's inability to drink. Later, when I approached, I heard what she was mumbling, and I immediately burst into tears. Her old man is muttering: My daughter hasn't left me for 20 years, and I don't know if she has come back for four years at once. I feel bad, but I'm happy for her anyway.

29. I have a half-brother who is shorter than his peers. He is five years old. Once I asked him if you wanted to grow taller. He said, no, I asked why. He said that if I grow taller, my father will die. I ...

30. Once our family drove out and got lost in the middle of the night. The road is desolate and there are no street lamps. My father is a little worried, but my mother is calm. Fortunately, she finally found her way home. Later, my mother told me that she was not worried at all that night because the three of us were together. What is there to worry about?

3 1, my father had a stroke for 5 years, and I was wandering for 4 years. Some time ago, I went home to give my father a bath and shave. My father looked at me intently and suddenly said, you are exactly like me when I was a child. My eyes were wet.

32. I went to college and left home in the first year. Once I didn't call home for a long time, and then my mother called me. She said that your father had a dream last night, woke me up in the middle of the night and said to me, "I dreamed that my daughter wanted to eat KFC." My eyes are moist. I was sad when I remembered it later. No matter how old you are, you are still a child in your parents' mind.

33. Every time I go home at night, I will help my mother beat her back, pull out her white hair and watch TV with her. Then my mother sometimes suddenly sighs that she is old and has less and less time. Every time she hears it, she is particularly sad. That time, my mother asked me to cut her nails, and she was very happy when she did it. She said that your nails are like this. She is too old to see clearly without glasses. She cut herself a few days ago. I don't know why I cried when I saw my mother's hand turn away in pain. After that, I will add a manicure every time I go back. It pains me to see my mother happy like a child.

34. Dad was drunk and said that his daughter was a baby, and the baby … the tears!

35. Going home on holiday, I heard my mother chatting with her neighbors after buying food in the corner downstairs. I'm not in a hurry to go there, and I'm not in a hurry. I let them chat. I'll wait until they finish talking. Neighbor asked my mother: Now that you are retired, what are you doing at home every day? My mother said: sit at home and miss my son. And then it won't work.

36. In high school, I rebelled. There are 10 pierced ears, all of which have lip rings and tongue rings. Actually, I'm just curious. I brought home a full face of rings during the holiday. I expected my mother to scold me, but it was over. As a result, my mother opened the door for an instant and said nothing. I eat and sleep as usual. I am getting more and more nervous, but I am lucky to think that my mother is very open. After a week, I joked that my mother loves you to death. My mother didn't talk for a long time. I went back to my room. My mother said, I love you too, but you don't love yourself. My heart was broken at that time.

37. My family has always opposed my having a boyfriend. They think girls are easy to suffer. As a result, once I had a boyfriend, I tentatively asked my brother, "What kind of person do you think your sister should be with?" He said, "A thousand times better than me. My sister is the most sacred in my heart. " After listening to his words, I was at a loss. I really think that maybe no one loves me like them except my family.

38. My mother wants to sleep with me when I go home from college. The next day, my mother said that I touched you in a daze yesterday and suddenly woke up. "Daughters have grown so big."

39. According to her mother-in-law, before she got married, her mother said to her, "When this girl was young, her father and I both went to work, and no one cooked. She took care of herself and never let us worry. Always feel owe her a lot ... "

40. According to my cousin, on the wedding night, my father chanted, "I wonder if my girl's toenails have been cut." Although others reported it, I couldn't help crying.

4 1, I texted my mother and said, kiss you. My mother said, can I kiss you in class? I said, the teacher can understand. My mother said that you smell a little sweet. I think my mother is very cute. ...

42. Now I am in college. Once I received a short message from my mother, and some words were very ungrammatical. I replied, "What is it?" As a result, after more than an hour, my mother replied, "Hello, daughter." At that time, all the students in the dormitory smiled and said, "Your mother is so cute!" I know my mother doesn't know pinyin to send short messages, and the mobile phone can't use other functions except making calls. She also specially looked up the pinyin for so long and sent me this short message, which made me cry.

43. In the year when I was looking for a job, I saw my father, who was always unsmiling and inarticulate in front of me, coming to Beijing specially for my business. After running, I smiled and accompanied him to dinner. I called him at night and said, dad, I will definitely work hard. I don't want you to cry like that. Dad has been silent on the phone. After hanging up, my father sent a text message: Daughter, you have grown up, Dad.

44. I am studying abroad and my parents must call me every three days. My mother said, honey, you should eat and dress well outside. My parents are afraid that you have no money to spend outside, and we can't save anything ... My tears, swish.

Every time I am at home, my father likes to wash my hair. My hair is very long, so my father washes it for me very gently. When my parents' friends came to play at home, I just saw my father washing my hair. Aunt said that your father really loves you. Up to now, after I take a shower at home, my father uses a hair dryer to dry my hair. I sat there with a small stool, and he was very happy to help me blow. Dad never let me wash the dishes, saying, I just need to eat the bear, and washing the dishes is dad's business. I cried myself to death. Mom and Dad, I love you!

46. At dinner, my father told me, you are married, who will cook for you? I thought to myself, well, I won't get married and keep eating my father's cooking.

47. At that time, my mother was very ill, and I stayed with her in my hometown in Anhui. We chatted and talked about a dish I like very much. Lying in bed, she looked at me and said, "I'll make it for you when my mother gets better." I want to cry crazily at once.

48. I went home for an exam some time ago and played with my mother at home when I was free. After 3 o'clock, I suddenly wanted to go to the supermarket to buy things, and then I told my mother, let's go to the supermarket. Mom said later, and I said yes. After a long time, I asked my mother, shall we go to the supermarket? Mom said, wait. I asked, what are you waiting for? When there are many people in the supermarket at 5 o'clock, I'll take you out to show off. At that moment, my heart ached. In my mother's heart, I am her pride, and I can show it off.

49. When I was a child, I especially wanted to be an only child, but unfortunately I had a younger brother. My brother likes me very much and likes being with me. But I don't like to go out with him. I once met my classmate while walking with my brother. My classmate asked me who this boy is. I replied that this is my neighbor's brother. I still remember his eyes at that time, so small that he had very sad eyes. Don't talk when you get home. It hurts to think about it now. Dear brother, I don't know how important you are to my sister now.

When I was in college, my father would call me every time I got drunk. The content is the same. He said that the most grateful thing in this life is that God gave him a daughter. Although I listened to it many times, I cried every time I listened.

Editor's Note: The greatest kindness in the world is the kindness of parents, which deserves our life to cherish, our sincere heart to be grateful and our practical actions to repay. The biggest sorrow in life is that children want to raise and their relatives are not there. Spend more time and thoughts on your parents, and don't let yourself regret it, because in the next life, whether he loves it or not, he will never see you again! Sad love sad sentences

Sad love sad sentences

1, an unbridled smile is sometimes a poison.

2. Does it hurt? Why not let go of the pain? Because of reluctance

I thought I could bind your heart, but it turned out to be just a dream. ...

4. Is there anyone in your world? When he came, he was in high spirits, but he walked simply.

5, Cinderella's tears, like a meteor falling into the bottom of the sea, hurt in my heart.

6, along the way together, not as happy as I thought.

7. I am not in your eyes, but I always have you in my eyes.

8. Unintentional reaction is the truest embodiment.

9. One step away, but afraid to go out.

10, my July is filled with sadness, and August tells of parting.

1 1, a manipulated chess game, the chess pieces should not have any complaints.

12, if you leave, I will forget everything. If you want to write a sequel, don't call me.

13, who gave you tenderness and made you forget your original promise?

14, I know, crying doesn't need a reason, sorry doesn't need an excuse.

15, you and I face each other, the distance is very close, but the distance between hearts is so far.

16, blank because words can't express that feeling.

17, who picked up my memories?

18, sadness grows in sunny season.

19, our love reflects the present and can't see the future.

20. Enjoy the tranquility of the night alone and listen to the sadness alone.

2 1, is really living for you the deepest pain?

22. Leaving may be the best interpretation of my life.

No matter how you cried last night, the city is still busy when you get up in the morning.

24, when I get up the courage to fall in love with you, but who knows that you have your other half, my heart is broken.

25, but I am really not brave enough. I'm always worried about you and I'm soft-hearted for you.

26. He made your eyes red and you forgave him with a smile.

I know I shouldn't let you go.

28. The deep cry of true love is the cruel tear of reality.

29. Light and shadow can't become equivalent clip art in one second and then be torn to pieces.

30, the road is too far, there is no home, I can only move forward. ...

3 1, time is slowly passing. And I'm still standing still.

32. After reading the past, I suddenly realized that my memory was stranded.

33. Many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.

34. There is no story without a photo of the protagonist.

Let me live in a world full of lies and happy pictures.

36. Fragile language and flowery words are meaningless.

37. Silence is an unspeakable expression.

38. There are too many sad memories, and happiness makes me stop.

39, the night is cold, but I can't touch your temperature anymore.

I wish I were a woman with no past.

4 1, sad words, stabbed his broken heart.

42. Your world is colorful, and my world is only you.

43. How many people still remember me in this forgotten world?

44. Only forgetting can make tears flow.

45. I don't have you, but you have everything for me.

46. drown the sadness and erase the bright smile.

47. In the future, I will be the only one walking alone.

48. I walked through the mottled refutation under the sunlight projection, and every step made my sadness slowly precipitate.

49. Through the endless night, you will never see your dawn.

50. Love is happiness borrowed from sadness as a guarantee.

A sad and sad sentence.

1, don't test feelings, you don't deserve this relationship if you can stand the test, and you will be sad if you can't stand the test.

2. I can't stop the wind from leaving, and I can't stop you from leaving. Being single and lonely can be torture.

3. We are hurt by others and talk about others' ruthlessness, but in our hearts we often ignore that we have been doing the same cruel thing.

I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not be able to give you what you want, but what I give you is what I think is the best.

Maybe it's not that we don't want to put anything down, but that there is nothing to worry about.

6. Waiting is not waiting for you to come back, but finding an excuse not to face it; The hardest thing in this world is not the process of waiting for love, but the process of waiting for love to disappear

7. The reason why you talk less and less is probably that there are fewer and fewer people who can talk, and you have no extra energy to please others.

8. Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pains are tolerated, and after a long time, it becomes a habit.

9. You are a dream that I have never fulfilled in my poor life. I am the wind that you blew in an instant.

10, I have ten thousand reasons to want to see you, but one of them is to miss your identity.

A sad and sad sentence: the second part

1 1. I met someone who didn't know how to cherish no matter how much you paid, cheated or gambled badly, but I still wanted to stay. Why? I hate myself and want to end myself. If there is an afterlife, I hope I don't live so humble.

12, parting tears are just water for you, but for me, they are memories that we have already buried. I gave you my heart, and I only got one sentence. I'm tired of it.

13, I will learn to forget you, let you go, stop worrying about you, and from now on, you are nothing to me.

14, the saddest thing is not that I have never met you, but that I met you, got it, lost it in a hurry, and left a scar in my heart. When it hurts, it hurts. You don't even have the right to resist.

15, a long-lost name appeared among the visitors. I can't tell whether it was a surprise or a heartache. Long time no see, I hope you are all right.

16, it's really time to turn off your cell phone, disconnect some unnecessary contacts, lose all negative energy, live seriously, and then do something seriously.

17, from now on, you only belong to me, no matter how good or not. The joys and sorrows are all because the dynamics I send are all about me, and all the planned things include me. Your whole person, your whole heart is completely entrusted to me, although I know it's unreasonable, but it's all right.

18, everything about you, I will collect it in the future and bury it in the deepest part of my heart.

19, my growth path is to enlarge the wound ten million times and sprinkle salt to remind myself not to fall down twice in the same place.

20. The more you grow up, the more cautious, the more cautious and fragile you are. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

2 1. What you like may be what you hate. The combination of the two makes people feel very painful.

22. I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that the mountains and rivers are separated in time, but it's a pity that you and I come and go.

23. Inadvertent thoughts are so painful that memories are afraid to touch.

24. I actually enjoyed reading a passage today, didn't I? At least I know your name, your phone number, your voice and your eyes. At least you know that I like you, at least you know that I like you no matter what. Although I am sad, I will still like you.

25. The agreement is no longer an agreement, and the previous agreement has now become a lie.

If you poke your heart, you must read sad short sentences: Part III.

26. Will you suddenly think of me one night after many years, and then burst into tears, only to find that you owe me too much?

27. You can ignore my feelings, my enthusiasm, even my depression and sadness, but everyone's contribution is limited. Do you know how badly I lost when I was serious? I don't want love and neither do you.

28. You are like to me. A blind man suddenly saw the light, a deaf man suddenly heard the greeting, a lame man suddenly ran away, and suddenly had a warm glass of milk after being cold for too long. On a rainy day, I found an umbrella on my head and woke up to find the sun on the bed.

Life is so long, we should do more beautiful things, enjoy a delicious meal and watch a sweet movie.

30. In my life, I only believe in three kinds of people, one is the one who shares joys and sorrows with me, the other is the benefactor who helped me up when I fell, and the third is the one who stuck by my side when I had nothing.

3 1, life is like walking through a fog, we can't predict the future road, and we are often anxious about the confused prospect. In fact, when you summon up courage, let go of your fears and doubts, and focus on every step you take, you will find that you can see the next step more clearly with every step you take. Go ahead, look ahead, life is so simple.

32. Since I blacklisted you, my heart has stopped hurting, my eyes have stopped aching, and I am so happy squatting in the corner.

33. Are you like this? Easy to meet, easy to get hurt, there is always a feeling of being ignored. You always give more than you get. You are stubborn and like the cold war. You smile happily in front of others, but you are lonely when you are alone. Strangers are quiet and fooling around with friends. You don't know what to do with your mobile phone, but you don't want to turn it off. You don't like waiting, but you always wait. It doesn't matter. You are just a person who values feelings too much.

34. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature, in fact, just wants to make someone feel something.

I don't want to please you. In other words, I don't want to waste time touching myself.

36. I clearly said I wouldn't wait, but I couldn't let go.

37. Don't wait to comfort your heart, who can stand the cold and heat; Don't wait until your heart is broken, because you can't pick it up at that time. Don't wait for me to give up on you before you say you love me. You know I don't like taking the initiative.

38. How affectionate you have to be to bear your heartache; How gentle it is to turn loss into a small kiss. The mottled old city gate, how long has the old friend waited, counted several rings, and has been waiting.

39. It doesn't matter how much I loved you. Keep the memories and grow old with me. You are still my weakness, and it hurts when I touch you.

40. Eason Chan only taught me to sing for ten years, but he didn't tell me how to go for ten years.