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Folk story Scrooge Chapter One
There is a rich man on the south bank of the Wohe River. What is his nickname? Miser? . He has several hectares of fertile land, herds of mules and horses, and five buildings are full of food every year. Every time new grain is put into storage, there will always be thousands of moldy grain poured into the cesspit for dung retting. But he is afraid of being eaten by others, and no one can eat enough at his house, from relatives and friends to long-term tenants. It's really who talks and scolds.
This year, Li Xiangdang came to his house to feed the animals, and the miser said to him: You can feed this trough of animals, and I won't treat you badly in the future. ? Li Xiang Party said:? Ok, I will feed it carefully! ?
A month passed, and Li Xiang lost weight because he didn't have enough to eat every day. At the same time, the mules and horses he fed became thinner.
The miser went to the barn and said angrily, how can you feed this animal thin by blocking the trough? I can't tell you what to complain about. When I came here, it was 15 1 kg, and now it is only 12 1 kg, which is one less A Jin day. Boss, what are you complaining about? The miser thought about it and said with the cheek, do it well. From tomorrow on, I will give you a bun for every meal. ?
When I go to Qiu Lai in summer, the nights get shorter and shorter. The second night after his first visit to first frost, the miser said to the Li Xiang party. Now the nights are long and the days are short. We won't eat this meal tonight ... I think! ? Li Xiang Party said:? All right, save it! ? As soon as the old man left, he went to bed and fell asleep.
The next morning, the miser and the whip came to plow with the animals. When they saw that the trough was full of animals, their bellies were like pods, and their four legs stood there motionless, they asked angrily, didn't you feed this animal tonight? Li Xiangfang took his time and said matter-of-factly. People are not fed, let alone animals. Save it all! ?
The miser was stunned by Li Xiang's party, and waited for a long time before he reluctantly said: From today on, there will be food in the evening! ?
Folk story Scrooge Chapter II
Once upon a time, there was a little rich man named Xu Laosan. He was so stingy that every money he dropped on the ground was stuck with a blank. He often hates that he has a belly, and all his hard-earned money and food have been put away. If you don't have a belly, wouldn't it be faster to get rich just by eating and not doing? Xu Lao worked hard and saved his life! By the time he was in his fifties, he had set aside 100 acre of land. He raised three sons and married three daughters-in-law. What is hateful is that none of the three daughters-in-law always thinks that the old man is as stingy as Lao Zi. Although his family is not as rich as the rich man, it is also a picky eater compared with ordinary families. The whole family ate chaff and swallowed vegetables all day, dressed in rags and shabby, which made people laugh. As for Xu Laosan, he always thought that his family would not live, and naturally he was sulking.
One day, the first daughter-in-law and the second daughter-in-law were cooking, and the third daughter-in-law was silk flower. The eldest daughter-in-law cut radish vegetables and said that it is difficult to see a drop of oil all year round! ? The second daughter-in-law picked up the oil drum and knocked it. This oil tank has been dry for seven or eight years. Third Daughter-in-law also said, "Don't talk about eating oil, even the floating oil has long been broken." Hearing this, Xu Laosan was complaining about her sufferings, but she was speechless with anger. Don't live in the future, I will go to the market to buy oil today. ? He said, and took the money to the market. The three daughters-in-law hid in the kitchen and laughed: our old man's temper has changed, but he has been generous once! ?
Xu Laosan came to the market and asked the oil seller that the oil cost ten yuan a catty. The third touched the money hanging around his waist and thought, No, no, I have money to buy sweet potatoes, which will last a few days for my family. It is better to spend less money on fried dough sticks, so that everyone can improve, and the daughters-in-law will have no complaints. He came to the stall selling fried dough sticks and asked, five yuan a catty. The third thought: you can't buy this fried dough stick either. If you have money to buy fried dough sticks, you can eat them for half a month and twenty days. What should we do? Buy, loathe to give up, don't buy, come back empty-handed, and it's time for wives to chew their tongues again. Xu Laosan turned several times in the stall selling fried dough sticks and finally came up with a good idea. I saw him coming forward, holding a few fried dough sticks in his four fingers and smelling them: the fried dough sticks are not bad. Do you want to sell it in San Qian? The seller of fried dough sticks said, five yuan a catty, a lot of money! ? Xu Lao put down the fried dough sticks, dipped his fingers in oil and hurried home.
When I got home, Lao San wiped it in the dish bowl with his oily fingers, and the dish bowl immediately smelled of oil! Wipe a finger in the oil tank, and there is moisture in the oil tank; The other finger is attached to the spinning wheel, and then stirred, and the spinning wheel rotates very fast. Xu Laosan was so happy that he did three things without spending money. The rest of the greasy fingers can't be wasted for no reason. It will be more useful to change to a lighter one. When sleeping at night, the third child was afraid that the quilt would rub the oil on his fingers, so he simply put his arm out of the bed. The mice at home can't steal oil all the year round, and they are greedy. When they smell the oil and gas on their master's hands, they take a bite. It's Xu Laosan's bad luck. Nothing at present. A few days later, he had a high fever and contracted tetanus. The old man regarded money as his life, stubbornly refused to let the doctor see him, and in a few days he was unconscious and dying. The son and daughter-in-law stood in front of them, and Xu Laosan said, What are you going to do after I die? The eldest son said:? My father worked hard all his life and never enjoyed a day of happiness. After your death, I will build a grave for you, and ask a few monks and Taoist priests to do Dojo for a few days, so that your soul can cross over to heaven as soon as possible. ? Xu Lao glared at the voice and didn't even say anything. When the second son saw that his father was angry, he lowered the price and said that even if he didn't do what his eldest brother said, he would have to buy a good coffin and wrap it up for you. ? The old man couldn't hold his breath and scolded: You are all black sheep. It's a pity that all the property I have earned in my life will be given to the tortoise and grandson. ? Third grandma is a profiteer. She cried when she saw that both her brothers had hit a nail. Big brother and second brother are wrong. My father scrimped and saved all his life, not just for us. He did his best before his death and wanted to make some profit for us after his death. Personally, after my father's death, I can skin the cows, cook the bones in oil and sell the meat to others. ? Third Daughter-in-law and her husband stamped their feet with anger before she finished. Xu Laosan nodded and praised again and again. Or will the child live! Remember, don't go to your sister's house to sell meat. Your nephew is too lazy to eat meat for nothing! ? After that, I swallowed my last breath.
Folk story Scrooge Part III
Once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Zhang, who was smooth and ate millet. Fiona Fang is famous dozens of miles away. Xiaomi ke? . Zhang Yuanzhang? Xiaomi ke? His fame spread further and further, and one day it reached the ears of his aunt and cousin who lived in other counties. Because of her mother's adoption and her treatment, she was heavily in debt and her family was poor for more than ten years. Now I can't believe what she heard about her cousin. I thought my cousin used to eat a little millet, not as rumored. Now that the debt has been paid, life is a little easier than before. If so, I decided to go to my cousin's house and have a look. My ears are empty, but seeing is believing.
One day, my cousin came to my old cousin's house. The two cousins haven't seen each other for more than ten years. I'm glad to see them today. Teacher Zhang said humorously: It's windy today, and it's really rare to blow all the old watches here. ? Cousin said:? I really miss your brother in my heart, but I can't leave because my mother is in debt for a long time. Life is just a little easier now, and it's coming. ? Hearing this, the members said with their mouths: Ok, ok, stay a few more days when you come today, and we'll talk it over. ? I didn't know my cousin was here to try, but he really stayed. He stayed for a few days, and today is the fourth day. Two days ago, it was ok. It was either egg soup or tofu. On the third day, it turned into green vegetables and radish slices.
On the fourth day, my cousin saw him ready to go home as rumored. Hardly had breakfast been finished when it began to rain. My cousin decided to try again. Stay in rainy days, don't go today, stay for another two days. ? Hearing this, Mr. W said: No, no, that's what I said. Stay in the rain, stay in the sky? . ? Cousin went on to answer? Cousin, did you choose the wrong sentence? . The member asked why it was wrong, and my cousin said: If it rains, stay one day, stay one day. No, stay. ? Hearing this, Mr. W thought for a moment and shouted, Cousin, Cousin, would you like to have a look? . My cousin was at a loss and said, what should I see? w:? Do you think it's like a man in the farmland beyond the mountain? ? Cousin quickly replied:? Not like a person. If it is a person, it will move. ? Members connected immediately:? Really, I'm afraid it's a scarecrow who was stabbed by others to drive away wild animals. If it is a real person, it will definitely leave. ? Cousin quickly said:? It must be the grass people. If it was a real person, it would have been exposed. . W was blindsided, but he couldn't get back to God for a long time. At lunch, I had to order my family to fry a bowl of sliced meat and take out a bottle of white wine. Cousin looked busy and said cautiously: Now that the meat is showing, I think it's time for this man to go. ? Mr. W's face turned white and red, and he was embarrassed.
(1) Eating Xiaomi: It means being stingy, in Qishe dialect.
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