What jokes are there to cure bad mood?

First, it is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother likes to pull the top.

Second, my mother and I are lying on the sofa eating snacks. My father came over and taught me a lesson. I said weakly: My mother is eating, too. Why didn't you tell her? Dad: No matter how fat your mother is, I want her. What about you?

My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but she explained poetically to me: "Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this spring is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing!"

Fourth, we can see the girlfriend's personality through the palm print. If her palm prints often appear on your face, it means that she has a bad temper.

I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face is willing to live up to it and spoil it?

6. A friend sent a message saying, "For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard." A divine reply appeared below: "For your Alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!"