Semi-funny lines on campus

There are many funny things in life, especially on campus. Here are the funny lines about three and a half sentences on campus that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Campus semi-funny lines 1 1, suddenly heard the bell ring, ran to the playground, stretched out his arm and kicked, fun!

2. The four of us are standing on the stage, and we have to talk about etiquette routines. Don't bother me, look carefully!

3, market research is very important, I ran up and had a bubble. By the way, I can still find a wife to earn it back! (Zhan Jun prepares marriage certificate for action)

4, a healthy and lively new generation, teachers and parents care for each other. Just like rabbits love Chinese cabbage, it's refreshing!

5. I opened my schoolbag and turned it over for a while, only to know that my homework was not finished. I secretly took a look at the class teacher and finished it!

6. The five-star red flag is flying, the national flag should be raised and lowered, and the national anthem should be sung and saluted!

7. The company is in a good situation this year, with many agency projects all over the country. How successful! (posing collectively)

Let's come to the party tonight. Drinking a thousand cups is not afraid of getting drunk. Next year, whether he is tired or not, he will sleep after drinking! (Jiang, the fat man is sleeping)

9. I entered kindergarten at the age of three, crying and making trouble. Don't say anything when you pull your pants. Hold on!

10, in the morning, the cock crows the horn. If you don't exercise and sleep late, you will be late soon. Run!

1 1, the administrative work is trivial, it doesn't matter whether you are hungry or not, every effort is precious, wow! (Jiang is pregnant)

12, the four of us walked onto the stage, gongs and drums clanging. Say three and a half sentences today, please see!

13, the Ministry of Finance attaches great importance to it, staring at the figures all day, and reviewing it in case of work mistakes! (everyone blames, the baby cries)

14, in fact, it's three and a half sentences, just talking about big and small things. If there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (collective complaints to the audience)

15, good at singing and dancing, no longer an ugly duckling. Show off here today and make a fool of yourself!

16, school etiquette has regulations. Red scarf should bear in mind that there are clear rules for the day's work and rest, and do it according to the rules!

17, students should study hard, love collective unity and remember the teacher's teaching.

18, day after day, the good days are gone and the performance is poor for a long time. What should I do?

19. For tonight's get-together, brothers and sisters prepare together and queue up for retreat with wonderful programs (collectively turn right, run and shout slogans to retreat).

20, sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, and each shot is not ordinary, sign the bill!

2 1, I never do cleaning. Run if you can. If you can't escape, pretend to be sick!

22. General Qin is loud and funny. He didn't forget to fire a gun when he was eating. Strategic work is indispensable. It's good! (thumbs up collectively as a compliment)

23. Teacher, teacher, I love you as mice love rice. I want to marry you as the bride, wishful thinking!

24, lunch break is my paradise, I can run around, do not do homework or read books, have fun!

25, planning a lot of work, brainstorming every day, managing fences and advertisements, dizzy! (I'm dizzy)

26, eye exercises are more fun, scratching your ears and scratching your cheeks to compete with monkeys, crying with your eyes, me! Whatever!

27. The leader is considerate. Mr. Lu personally sent spices and peanuts and mustard tuber, which was quite handsome! (Amon plays Manager Lu, shaking hands with you and cooking mustard tuber)

28, wear clean and tidy, don't forget to fasten the zipper button and wear a red scarf every day, I remember!

29, self-esteem, handsome, honest and trustworthy, polite, law-abiding, diligent study is very important!

30. Be strict with yourself and get used to it. Don't let the score run every day. I am the best in etiquette class!

3 1, Beijing ranks first in the local area, Tianjin has guerrilla warfare, and Nanchang Uprising makes money. If you don't make money, you won't make it!

32. Municipal civilization is our school, with many honors and great contributions from all teachers and students!

33. Don't run around inside and outside the campus, and consciously line up to the right. I won't play dangerous games, don't forget!

34. English is like listening to a sealed book. Just look at the comics. Suddenly, the teacher stood by, my god!

35, recess is my territory, chasing the frolicking Lohan, making a scene in heaven, thieves are in chaos!

At the age of 36 and four, I know the truth, goodness and beauty. This boy has a ghost in his heart. What's he thinking? Marry the bride!

Teachers and students, please help me answer the questions. There are four of us, thank you!

38, cheerful mood, everything is fine, you will have a god of wealth when you go out, and you will win a gift package, damn it, soap! (Liu prepares soap, Jiang performs)

39, three and a half sentences have been finished, there is not much tolerance. Thank you for coming and applauding!

40. Get ready for the bell to ring into the classroom, put away your textbooks and stationery, sit up straight and make no noise, and be a good teacher!

4 1 and 20 15 are unusual, and they graduated from kindergarten and entered the school. Farewell to the first starting line, goodbye!

42. I didn't feel energetic in class in the afternoon. The desk just came to make the bed, and I was sleepy until the class was over. The teacher talked in vain!

It is important to keep good habits every day, never let go of waste paper and pay attention to environmental protection.

44. Students should respect each other and help each other to establish a new style. I will praise me if I don't fight or scold!

45. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone to come. Whatever you say, don't run! (Xiao Zhang runs, Bo grabs back)

46. Etiquette education is well done. Feel free to look for good people and deeds. Etiquette flowers are the most, but water is very few!

Semi-funny lines on campus 2 The four of us stepped onto the stage.

The sound of gongs and drums sounded.

Review history and look forward to the future.

-Happy.

It's a new year.

The branches of plum blossoms are full of spring.

You can't laugh if you can't say it well.

-Let's join in the fun

Less experience in debut

Welcome your guidance.

For better or worse.

-Don't run

We talked a lot.

Let's not be too wordy.

I hope I can hold an exhibition.

-Applause

The applause was really loud.

Let me tell this story.

Be careful not to be distracted.

-Say it.

Praise us as good leaders first.

Determined to run a school and create a prestigious school.

Do your best and don't avoid suspicion.

-In advance

There is a new atmosphere in the new year.

The headmaster sets an example everywhere.

School management innovation

-Fight for the first place

All the teachers know that.

It is very important to love your job and be dedicated.

Learn advanced and pay attention to dedication.

-Watch the show

The sunshine in spring is really bright.

Teachers are never too tired to work.

Which exam did you fail?

be annoyed

The head teacher has a lot of work.

Follow the students as a whole

There is a way to do a good job.

-I'm proud.

Get used to talking every day.

Always think about safety education.

Twist up and down into one strength

-True God

They all say our school is good.

All the students are running here.

Although they are young.

-Have brains

Jumping English contest

Be good and have fun.

Why is the water in the dam so clear?

-Higher and faster

A spacious and bright hall

The future Liang Dong is busy studying.

Pigeons compete for the upper reaches.

-Come on

Spread the activities on the playground.

Sweat dripped on every face.

Running and playing ball games are healthy.

-Through exercise

The school has done a good job.

JiXin cooperate with * * to discuss.

Good humanized management atmosphere

-Next year will be better.

Come to the party tonight.

Forget the hardships and tiredness of a year.

Looking forward to being drunk next year.

-Full of confidence

Set new goals in the new year.

The task is neither high nor low.

As long as everyone works hard.

-Quasi-super

Year of educational reform and improvement

Keep trying, and you can't stop.

You can't wander in the same place.

-passionate.

The Year of the Loong is an auspicious year.

I wish you peace and happiness.

A happy life is sweeter than honey.

-Happy New Year to you

For this party

Prepare for all grades.

Wonderful programs line up.

-I retreat.