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More recommendations /viewthread.php? tid= 1 1506。 Fromuid=6644 Olympic jokes Most people enjoy the Olympic Games through TV, but sometimes, TV brings many jokes to the audience. The following is the commentary record of a TV station during the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games: 1. Women's 69 kg weightlifting competition: "The two Bulgarian athletes participating in the competition are indeed Bulgarians." 2. Tang Lin won the gold medal in judo. The awarding ceremony: "Tang Lin has a nickname' Spice Girl', and only those who are familiar with Beckham in the world know this word." 3. Badminton men's singles final: "Ji Xinpeng feels good today. The so-called feel in badminton competition is the feeling of the ball hitting the racket. " 4. In the group match of men's volleyball in the United States and Russia, the development trend and current technical and tactical characteristics of men's volleyball were discussed, and it was summarized as: "Now the tactics of men's volleyball are getting simpler and simpler." 5. It was still the Russian-American men's volleyball competition, with Russia leading by 2- 1, and by the time of 22- 15 in the fourth game: "The United States team scored this point, and only a dead horse was a living horse doctor." 6. Praise the TV director: "This director is very distinctive. It is interesting to capture such a scene in the audience: a man and a woman, one fat and one thin. " 7. Speaking of the men's volleyball competition: "As long as you pass, the back row will be hard to prevent." 8. "France won New Zealand 14 points 76-50." 9. Explaining the women's softball competition between China and the United States: "The rules of handball competition are complicated, so it is difficult to judge without being on the spot." 10. When China won the 20th gold medal: "The total number of gold medals of China team rose to the 20th place." 1 1. Live broadcast of the men's volleyball match between Brazil and Cuba: "Now Brazilian players eat bananas during breaks, and athletes eat bananas on the court mainly to supplement their body fat, oh! Sorry, it's to replenish physical strength and water ... "12. When China women's volleyball team played against Russian women's volleyball team:" Now China women's volleyball team leads 9-0/0. " 13. Chinese and German women's volleyball teams compete for the fifth place. The explanation is as follows: "(The game started) China lost to the Russian team with a slight advantage of 6 points in 3 games; China led the German team 22-23; At the end of the game, the coach of the Korean team called timeout (actually the coach of the German team from South Korea). Olympic Anecdote (1) Lose Weight 1948 During the London Olympic Games, Argentine weightlifter barris had his weight measured before taking part in the 52kg competition, and his weight exceeded the requirements of the competition level. What shall we do? The coach of the Argentine team brought a haircut clipper and shaved barris's head. The coach wiped Barres all over with a towel to remove the mud. Some players said to him: "You cry, shed some tears, and your weight will become lighter. "Pushing into a bald head, wiping mud, crying, the weight is still not up to standard, and then checking the scale, it turned out to be wrong. Paris took part in the competition bareheaded. The secret of growing taller A reporter interviewed basketball star Bater: "Mr. Bater, do you have any secret of growing taller? Bater said, "Mr reporter, you'd better ask Yao Ming. He is taller than me. "The revenge of the matador in Madrid, a bullfight has just ended. In this game, a famous matador was seriously injured. He was just taken to the hospital, but when he was discharged from the hospital, he was covered with bandages. " I must get revenge. "The matador shouted to many admirers gathered in front of the hospital. Then he started walking along the street, and people followed him closely, wondering what he was going to do. The matador walked into a pub, sat down at a table, and told the waiter, "Give me two roast beef, the better. "Fans: Your players didn't shoot high in the game. How do you improve their shooting accuracy? Coach: I punished those players who played anti-aircraft guns in the game and kept practicing shooting at one point. Fan: What's the effect? Coach: The improvement of accuracy is far beyond my imagination. They will shoot the ball at the opposing goalkeeper accurately in the next game. If you can't, you will get a refund. After the first class, the teacher of the skydiving modeling school asked the students if they had any questions. "How much do we have to pay for each jump?" A student asked. "10 yuan!" The coach replied. Another student looked a little nervous and stood up and asked, "What if the parachute doesn't open when skydiving?" "Don't worry, if you can't open the parachute, we will refund your money." The teacher replied. More recommendations /viewthread.php? tid= 1 1506。 fromuid=6644