Interesting homophonic joke story 10

1, a day in the snack street.

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately?

Shop assistant: No, it's Japanese.

2, TD-SCDMA translated into Chinese is: the head is big-the market is sluggish;

WCDMA translated into Chinese is: I am depressed;

CDMA2000 translated into Chinese means: in a downturn, it was in a downturn in 2000.

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the term, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management.

He said:? Those who are in charge of directors' business are not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong; As an officer, I won't do it! ?

4. Travel with colleagues from other places. The local colleagues were very hospitable and hosted a banquet in a private room in characteristic hotel that night. After sitting down, a dozen men and women have been chatting, and only one person is ordering. Ok, let's ask your opinion: the order is ready. Do you want to add anything? In this case, in Beijing, we usually ask the young lady to quote the name of the dish she ordered. So a buddy in Beijing said:? Miss, report. ?

Miss saw his one eye, nothing happened.

? Miss, report it! ? Dude, it's a little urgent.

Miss face flushed, still nothing happened.

? What? I asked you to report it. Did you hear that? Dude, it's really urgent.

A female colleague hurriedly dozen circle field: Miss, please report one by one, ah. ?

Miss mumbled something and asked:? That, that? Just hug women, not men, okay?

? Poof! ? A female colleague just took a long sip of tea and sprayed it all on the person in front. A dozen people played a joke and the young lady was at a loss.

5. The students in the normal college said: Who am I? Teachers' college? about

The students of Railway Institute said: I am? Iron institute? about

Students in vocational colleges say: I am? Vocational college? about

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

6. Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said: My door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: My door is a brick door.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

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