Seek stand-up comic script. The funnier the better?

There are quite a lot of Japanese in China now, and I hate Japanese. There are many Japanese where I live. There is a couple, although the Japanese are generally not tall, but this couple is extremely tall, male 1.2 m, female 1. 1 m, they have been playing aristocratic sports and love golf. When they are free, they always hit a small steel ball with a small stick and pick it up. After the ball hits 10 meter, it will take them half a day to pick it up. They had a good time.

One day, it broke down. After the fight, I went to find that I had broken someone else's glass. Looking through the glass, there is a broken antique vase inside, and their ball is on the ground next to it. They knocked at the door at once. When they saw a man inside, they said, Sorry, we accidentally broke the glass and antiques while playing ball. Let's apologize. The man said, don't apologize, I have to thank you both. These two Japanese people don't understand. What's going on here?

The man said, I am not an ordinary person. I am a fairy. I stayed in that vase all the time. You saved my life today. I can't come out until the vase is broken.

Wow, the couple were happy and told the fairy that they all said they could make a wish and help us do anything after saving the fairy. The fairy said, well, ask if you have any requirements. The man said, I want land and resources in China. Do you agree? The fairy said, well, you can have it when you go home. The woman said, I want all the gold and jewels in China. The fairy said that when you go home, you will have gold and jewels. At this time, the fairy said, my fairy has limited strength and can only promise you 1 person 1. I have to keep 1 for myself. Can you satisfy me? The couple said, no problem. We Japanese are the most honest. We assure you. Go ahead. The fairy said, I have been in the vase 1000 years. I am very happy to meet your wife today. I wish I could stay in bed with your wife for a while. The Japanese man was very unhappy and said, you have to add 5 yuan. The fairy said, the money will be in your bed when you get home. The fairy brought the woman into the house. This man is waiting outside,

After waiting for 2 hours, the door opened, the fairy and her wife came out and sat down to rest. The fairy smoked and said, How old are you? The Japanese said, we are all 27. The fairy said, at the age of 27, you are still so simple-minded. Do you still believe there are immortals in the world? ! !