Philosophical jokes

1. Easily satisfied and even more easily injured; always feeling neglected; giving far more than what is received; very stubborn and accustomed to cold war; smiling happily in front of others, when alone But he is very indifferent; he is quiet in front of strangers, but he is messing around in front of his friends; he sits in front of the computer, not knowing what to do, but he doesn't want to turn it off; he doesn't like waiting, but he always waits; he is often in a daze.

2. Please don’t be self-righteous about things you don’t understand. I will still live like this in the future. I don’t expect you to understand, and you don’t have to get used to it. You don’t need to worry about me. You just need to If you keep a blind eye on me, you won’t feel tired. My past, present, or future affairs are none of your business

3. When you grow up, you slowly learn a few things Thing: Don't pay attention to some people. No matter what they say or do, no matter how childish or annoying they are, you really don't need to care. Some people can never be your enemy, so there is no need to promote them. Such people think too highly of themselves and think that they will be hated by you if they hurt you. Some people don’t have to wait. You know very well in your heart that you don’t have to wait for this person anymore, but you just can’t let go.

4. If you don’t like others, it’s because you don’t have enough self-cultivation. At the moment when a person is angry, his IQ is zero, and returns to normal after a minute. The key to human elegance is to control one's emotions. It is the stupidest behavior to hurt others with your mouth. Our lack of freedom is usually caused by bad emotions from within that control us. A person who can control bad emotions is stronger than a person who can take down a city.

5. As a person, if you don’t push yourself, you don’t know how good you are.

If you want to be excellent as a person, you must accept challenges;

If you want to be excellent as soon as possible, you must look for challenges;

A It takes courage for a person to dare to listen to the truth;

It takes courage for a person to dare to tell the truth;

A person's knowledge can be obtained through learning;

A person’s growth must go through training.

6. Life is really simple, just refuse to fall;

Life is really simple, just have the courage to retreat;

Life is really simple, Just keep quiet when you win;

Life is really simple, just turn your flaws into motivation;

Life is really simple, just don't be bound by the success model;

Life is really simple, just choose to be strong in a difficult environment.

7. You can’t change the environment, but you can change yourself;

You can’t change the facts, but you can change the attitude;

You can’t change the past , but you can change the present;

You can’t control others, but you can control yourself;

You can’t predict tomorrow, but you can control today;

You can’t Everything goes smoothly, but you can do everything with your heart;

You can’t choose your appearance, but you can show your smile

8. I am a layman, I laugh when I am happy and cry when I am sad;

If you like it, say you like it; if you don’t like it, say you don’t like it.

I have my own ideas, opinions, and practices, unlike some noble people,

I have my own opinions and don’t say anything;

I have my own practices, Don't do it.

I am a layman, but I like to work hard. I don’t like to compare with others, but I like to surpass myself.

I am a layman, I work hard, I am proud, I am proud.

9. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don’t sigh for yesterday, just make today better; try to welcome the morning glow with hope, and send away the afterglow with laughter. Fill every night with joy. Then, we will live more fulfilling every day, and we will live more free and unrestrained every day.

10. We are losing all the time, losing time, losing life, losing wealth, and losing opportunities. We strive to have more excellence, but unfortunately we only have two hands, so we must learn to choose and give up. We need to be clear about what we don’t need. If the desire of the heart is too big and it wants to grasp everything, it may not be able to grasp anything in the end. Only by learning to give up can you hold on better.

11. Don’t always care about what others do, the most important thing is to do more of your own things;

Don’t always look at what other people are doing, no matter how tired you are, they won’t pay attention to you. ;

Don’t always pester others, they will say: If you are not tired, I am still tired;

Don’t resent others casually, what should you do if they have been waiting to complain to you;

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Don't always evaluate your position in the hearts of others. Living in the eyes of others means losing yourself.

People must have an independent self!

12. If you are not happy, if you are not happy, then let it go;

If you are reluctant to let it go, if you can't let it go, then it will be painful.

Only now do I know that you can still love someone if you don’t understand them;

Only now do you understand that you can still miss someone if you don’t love them;

Some People appear unexpectedly and surprise you unexpectedly.

I once thought that he was the god in your life who could save the thirst of the soul.

It was really wrong. Some people are destined to just live their lives. Passers-by walking in a hurry.

13. Yesterday’s experience was both sweet and bitter, the glory of success and the bitterness of failure; the warmth of comfort and the cold frustration. After going through a journey in life, the scenery is different after all. During this period, the wind was gentle and smooth, while at that period, the rain was violent and violent. The journey of life is full of ups and downs. What is lost is not lost forever, and what is gained is not always possessed. Everything is developing and changing. We constantly bid farewell to yesterday and invest in every new today with confidence.

14. From today on, do yourself a favor, no longer bear the gaze of others, don’t care about other people’s evaluation, live for yourself; from today on, do yourself a favor, do what you like, Love the people closest to you, laugh loudly when you want to laugh, cry freely when you want to cry, and no longer restrict the emotional space; starting from today, do yourself a favor, unload all the burdens, forget the pain of the past, and heal your soul. The trauma, let yourself live a relaxed and fulfilling life.

15. Whether you are walking alone on the streets of a foreign land and never find a sense of belonging, or you are having a meal with your friends and laughing happily, and you feel a sense of loneliness. No matter you are trying hard to realize your dream but fail to get closer to it, or you are slowly unable to find your dream. You have to believe that there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

16. There are no things that cannot be overcome, only feelings that cannot be overcome. The reason why we can't get through many things is because we can't let go in our hearts. For example, we can't let go of revenge when we are deceived, we can't let go of resentment when we are ridiculed, and we can't let go of face when we are criticized. Most people only care about the thing itself and indulge in the unpleasant mood it brings. In fact, as long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different. Just smile, it’s really no big deal.

17. I obviously have a lot to say in my heart, but I don’t know how to express it. When I'm depressed, I feel like I have nothing, as if I've been abandoned by the world. Even though I have many friends around me, I still feel lonely. Sometimes I really want to indulge myself, hoping that I will get completely drunk and forget everything when I wake up. He obviously has his own dream, but he is unable to achieve it.

18. If you want to be a successful person, then please support your "best self", let positivity defeat negativity, let nobility defeat vulgarity, let sincerity defeat hypocrisy, and let tolerance defeat intolerance. , let happiness defeat melancholy, let diligence defeat laziness, let strength defeat fragility, let greatness defeat vulgarity... As long as you are willing, you can be the best version of yourself throughout your life.

19. There is no need to complain about the unfairness of life. When life closes a door for you, it will open a window for you. If you put down your complaints and face life with an open-minded attitude, you will be able to avoid many troubles; if you pay attention to learning with a humble attitude, you can make up for your lack of talent and knowledge; if you treat others with a tolerant mind, you will be rewarded with integrity; if you embrace life with warm arms, You can expand your limited life.

20. Many people don’t need to see each other again. Because they are just passing by and no one loves them, I have to work hard to be a lovely person. Don’t complain to anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, and don’t envy anyone. The sun shines brightly, you run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.

21. Never show your weakness to others; never tell others your embarrassment; because no one will think you are pitiful, only that you are very miserable. Incompetence is useless. You have to learn to do everything by yourself, because no one will help you. You have to learn to be strong on your own in everything, because you have to rely on yourself for everything!

22. Life is like the sea. Sometimes it roars wildly and overwhelms mountains, and sometimes it converges and becomes ferocious and calm. Man is like a small boat on the sea of ??life, swaying uncertainly and like the bleak yellow leaves in the autumn wind. After experiencing the confusion of life and the hesitation of death, where should the course of life go?

23. Listening to a song over and over again and wondering, what are you thinking about? Do you really love her? But why can't you say it? Love is a business, just see through it. An infatuated person will not have true love, and let all this blow to the ends of the earth with the wind. Don't let me see you again. Since I can't tell you, I'll keep it vague. Perhaps, this is best, no one will be too tired.

24. Life is only a few decades, don’t leave any regrets for yourself, laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry, love when you should love, there is no need to suppress yourself. There are two kinds of depression in life: one is that desire is not satisfied, and the other is that it is satisfied.

25. We can’t control our own experiences, but we can control our own mentality; we can’t change others, but we can change ourselves; we can’t change what has happened, but we can adjust our own mentality .

26. The most beautiful is not necessarily the cutest, the cutest is the most beautiful; the best is not necessarily the most suitable; the most suitable is the best; the tallest is not necessarily the tallest. The most respected is the most respected; the most beautiful is not necessarily the most beautiful, the most beautiful is the most beautiful. Some people are always young no matter how old they are; some people remain calm no matter whether they are honored or humiliated; some people are simple and honest no matter whether they are rich or poor; some people are still striding forward no matter whether they are ridiculed or ridiculed. Go ahead!

27. The power of love is so big that it can make people forget everything, but it is so small that it cannot contain even a grain of jealous sand.

28. Appreciating life requires a peaceful mind, elegance and beauty, relaxed joy and a happy mood. Appreciating life requires a kind of magnanimity, a kind of calmness, and a kind of not being disturbed by external things. Appreciating life is a kind of cherishing and respecting life. People who truly understand the true meaning of life will soothe their souls and appreciate life with a simple and wise heart.

29. This is the life of a person, and we should spend it happily. As long as we do not lose confidence in life and the pursuit of ideals, as long as you work hard religiously and treat it optimistically, if there are good opportunities in your career, you should respond quickly, seize the opportunities, and make decisive decisions. You should have superhuman wisdom to make decisions. Fulfill your life ideals, because life is short and time is like a sword, making every season of our life brilliant.

30. Gratitude is a kind of positive thinking and humble attitude. It is a spontaneous behavior. When a person knows how to be grateful, he will turn gratitude into an action full of love and practice it in his life. A grateful heart is a seed of peace, because gratitude is not a simple repayment of gratitude, it is a spiritual state of responsibility, self-reliance, self-respect and the pursuit of a sunny life! Gratitude is a philosophy of doing things, gratitude is a kind of wisdom in life, and gratitude is the fulcrum for learning to be a good person and achieving a sunny life!

31. Love requires our respect. Whether we love or not, we should be responsible for the other person. This is an attitude towards life. Since there has been beauty, happiness, and joy, we should be responsible for each other. You should always remember that it is not anyone's fault when a problem occurs. What is important is that two people sit down together and communicate calmly. There is an advertising slogan that puts it very well: What would the world be like without communication? So the importance of communication can be seen.

32. Be a happy person! Be a happy person! Be a contented person!

33. It takes some luck to keep a relationship from breaking up, but it takes a miracle to restore a broken relationship. It’s not that I’m spreading negative opinions, it’s just that emotional matters are so frustrating. A person can continue to love another person for many years, or he may not love him in a moment.

Emotions have no logic or reason to follow. They are closer to the arrangements in fate and can be explained by fate and cause and effect. Only science and logic cannot explain it.

34. Youth is a short-lived dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.

35. Some people can’t say what’s good about it, but no one can replace it. No. A good life is not as good as a good marriage; a good marriage is not as good as a good life. A truly lonely person will have scars on his heart. Half of it is caused by myself, and half is left by others. A true friend is someone who cares deeply. There is more than what you see with your eyes every day. Those far away in the world may be what we miss and miss the most. Don't be angry but strive for success; don't be disappointed but make breakthroughs. Don't be tempted but act. Behind a successful man there is always a woman who works silently, and behind a successful woman there is always a group of men who work silently. You are the song that I sang until my throat became hoarse and I didn’t finish it, but after I finished singing, I laughed at myself and replayed it in my memory. There are some things that we didn’t understand when we were young, but when we do understand, we are no longer young. Perhaps, there is always a place in some people’s hearts that is reserved for someone.

36. Money can promote virtue, or it can destroy virtue. If we all help those in need with a kind heart. Then we will find that there are many things in the world that are much nobler and more precious than money.

37. The road of life, whether it is difficult or easy, you have to experience a lot, whether sweet or bitter, and what you leave behind can prove that you are your own. The difficult and easy, the coming and going, the sweet and the bitter, the flat and the bumpy, are all an experience and an understanding.

38. If you fall in love with cigarettes and matches, you are destined to be hurt! A kite will only risk a dollar in its life! In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish others!

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