Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Xiaohuihui composition
Xiaohuihui composition
Grey composition 1 In order to look after the factory, my mother bought a German shepherd, and I named it "grey".
Gray's hair is black and shiny, his round head has a pair of triangular ears, two big black eyes like two black gems, a black nose and a black mouth. The most interesting thing is his long tail, which always swings from side to side to show his friendliness to his master.
"Gray" is a loyal and capable good housekeeper. It stands at the gate of the factory day and night, closely monitoring everyone who enters and leaves the factory. Whenever it sees a stranger, it will keep barking, as if asking him sternly, "Who are you?" Why did you come to our factory? "It is precisely because of the" grey "that guards the door for us that bad people dare not come to our factory to commit crimes.
Gray is fierce to strangers, but good to his master. Every time I go back to my hometown in Jintang, I always go to see how it is going. As soon as it sees me, it will wag its long tail, stick out its tongue and lick my little hand, making a soft voice, as if to say, "Welcome home, young master."
My family has a little Embryo Cat. His name is Zaizai. "Zaizai" is gray all over, with a small nose and mouth, watery eyes, sharp ears and a thin tail. How cute!
Zaizai woke up early in the morning. When I went to have breakfast, he had jumped into the chair. Zaizai didn't eat in the morning, but made him dinner at lunch. He eats a small bowl of rice and a little fish every meal, and jumps into the chair when cooking dinner at night. The chair was under the table, which made him look safe, but as soon as he pulled out the chair, he fell to the ground at once. In the sun, it always squints and stretches from time to time. It has the best relationship with me, and sometimes it follows me everywhere. Last time, I put a toy train on the ground and drove it. I was scared away at once. Gradually, it became bolder and bolder, overturning a carriage of the toy train. Once, when it was playing at the gate, a big dog found it and the big dog came running at once. "Zaizai" ran to its nest, which was really thrilling!
Boy, it would be great if you could understand people. I have a lot to say to you, but unfortunately you don't understand.
My little gray pigeon has a gray feather, powerful wings, black ruby eyes, a small yellow mouth and two extremely sharp red claws.
My little gray pigeon is not only cute in appearance, but also smart, naughty and greedy.
My family has a clever little gray pigeon. Once, I was playing with it. I have an idea. I jumped up like a little gray pigeon with lightning. But the little gray pigeon flapped its wings and suddenly flew to another place. I didn't lose heart. I gladly accept it again. Unexpectedly, the little gray pigeon ran away by the old road again. I gnashed my teeth. Think: You don't believe I can't catch you. I jumped again, and the gray eyes of the little gray pigeon turned round and round, and there seemed to be no response. Little grey pigeon, I think you are finished. But I actually turned off the air again. It turns out that the little gray pigeon has reacted and is teasing me. The moment I jumped on it, I ran away. I am very helpless.
My family has a naughty and greedy little gray pigeon. Once, I was teasing it. It suddenly flapped its wings and flew towards me. When I was scared, I thought it wanted to resist and grabbed me with its sharp claws. I broke out in a cold sweat and suddenly flashed to the left. The little gray pigeon jumped into the air and seemed very unhappy. I walked behind it and heard its "goo goo" barking! It turns out that there are beans behind me. It's for eating. Unhappy? Only two beans. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Ouch! This naughty boy!
My little grey pigeon is naughty, but this little grey pigeon is better!
Little Grey Composition 4 Once upon a time, there was a little grey rabbit. He is both proud and lazy. He has never planted carrots. When he was hungry, he went to someone else's house for dinner. Therefore, all the rabbits in the village don't like him.
"Go for a walk! We don't bring lazy rabbits at home! " Almost every family he goes to will get this sentence, and soon he will be hungry and thin.
In spring, when other rabbits are busy sowing seeds, the little gray rabbit is still sleeping in the hole. If you let it work, it will definitely say, "Go! I don't need you! "
In summer, the sun shines brightly on the earth. If the hole is not too stuffy, I won't go out for a walk. It is hungry, but it still can't grow carrots.
In autumn, the carrots and cabbages planted by other rabbits have all been harvested, and the warehouse of Little Grey Rabbit is still empty. Other rabbits began to sympathize with it and sent it carrots and cabbages from time to time. He proudly said at home, "You are so tired. You might as well eat without working like me! " Since then, other rabbits have not given it food.
Winter is probably the hardest day. In the world of "thousands of miles frozen, Wan Li snowing", I'm starving. Before he died, he said to his descendants, "You must work! Otherwise, it will be just like ... me. " Say that finish, it will disappear in this world forever.
Never be lazy, laziness will not come to a good end!
The little gray wolf has a Sunday off. He goes out to play by bike. It sees the flowers are red and the grass is green. It's really comfortable to ride a bike under the blue sky. After playing for a long time, the little gray wolf is hungry. He saw an apple tree from a distance. The tree is covered with red and big apples, and his mouth is watering. It thought it would be delicious.
The little gray wolf climbed up the tree, picked a big red apple and ate it. How sweet the apples are! It ate one after another, and suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his teeth. He rolled around in pain and shouted, "It hurts, it hurts." At this time, the oriole flew by and saw the little gray wolf rolling on the ground. Just ask the little gray wolf what's wrong with you? The little gray wolf said I had a toothache. Little oriole said, let me see your teeth. The little grey wolf opened his mouth. The little oriole looked at it and said, "You have cavities." Usually, you must not pay attention to oral hygiene and eat too many sweets.
Little oriole told Little Big Big Wolf that you should eat less sweet things and brush your teeth every morning and evening. Then your tooth decay will get better. After the little gray wolf came home, according to what the oriole said, he kept brushing his teeth every day and ate less sweets, so that his teeth would never hurt again.
One day, the little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit went to travel in the forest together.
When they arrived at the forest, they saw many different kinds of trees, beautiful mushrooms and beautiful butterflies. The rabbits are very excited!
They keep walking, walking, walking, walking. Suddenly, they saw a huge mushroom house. Little grey rabbit said, "Little white rabbit, have you ever seen such a big mushroom?" The little white rabbit said, "I think this is the mushroom room." Little grey rabbit said, "Then let's go in and have a look!" " "
However, this matter was known by the wolf. He thought, "Aha, I haven't eaten rabbit meat for a long time. I can eat a delicious rabbit meat today. "
The little white rabbit saw the wolf and told the little gray rabbit. The little white rabbit thought:
"The Wolf must have a bad idea. I have to think of a way. " He thought, thought, patted his head and rolled his eyes, and came up with a good idea. He negotiated with the little grey rabbit, and they started to act: the little grey rabbit ran out and said, "The big grey wolf, the big grey wolf, come and get me." The little grey rabbit runs in front, and the big grey wolf follows. Little grey rabbit came under the tree. The white rabbit hit the wolf with an apple and the wolf ran away.
The little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit came to the mushroom room happily and had a delicious dinner!
The little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit are brothers. The white rabbit is very smart and proud. Mother rabbit once taught them how to protect themselves when they met bad people. The little white rabbit quickly learned a method. He doesn't think it necessary to learn other methods. No matter what his mother and the little gray rabbit called him, he ignored them and hid in the hole to sleep. Little grey rabbit learned a lot of self-defense methods from his mother in a down-to-earth way.
One day, the white rabbit slept in the cave again. A big, bad wolf blocked the hole and roared loudly in front of it, which frightened the little white rabbit. It hurriedly called for help outside the hole. Mother rabbit and little grey rabbit heard the cry for help and rushed to the hole to drive the big bad wolf away. The little white rabbit said shyly, "thank you for coming to save me in time." It is my fault that I didn't study hard before, and I won't do it in the future. " Later, the white rabbit learned a lot of self-defense and rescue skills from his mother.
One day not long after, the little white rabbit and the little gray rabbit were playing on the grass and were seen by a hunter. He crept up behind the little gray rabbit and grabbed it. The little white rabbit saw it and thought, "Last time the little gray rabbit saved me, I will save the little gray rabbit anyway this time." So he followed the hunter quietly. When he was not looking, he jumped up and bit the hunter's wrist. The hunter let go with a cry of pain, and the little gray rabbit took the opportunity to run away.
After returning home, the little gray rabbit said to the little white rabbit, "Little white rabbit, thank you for saving me." The white rabbit said, "You're welcome. We are good brothers. We will live together forever. "
My family has a lovely puppy. Because it looks gray, everyone calls it gray. Gray has a pair of big eyes and two small eyes. It also has a long tail. Whenever guests come, its beautiful big tail will swing from side to side and invite guests into the house.
Gray is cute and often plays with me. Every day when I come home from school, it will pick me up. After I finished my homework, I took it out to play. Gray has a unique skill, that is, as long as you pull its front legs, it will go home, walk around on its hind legs and turn around! We dance together.
Gray has a habit: every time he sleeps, his ears are close to the ground, and he jumps up and screams when there is any movement. One night, Gray just fell asleep. Suddenly, he jumped up and ran to the door, screaming, and my mother and I froze. It turned out that my father wanted to surprise my mother and me and suddenly came back from a business trip. ) As soon as Dad opened the door, Gray suddenly jumped on him, looking very close, which made my "biological" daughter a little jealous!
Gray is most afraid of heat! When summer comes, it will stick out its tongue. A few times ago, I thought it was hungry, so I threw it a bone. It didn't eat, and its tongue stretched out longer. Later, I saw the answer in "100,000 Why": people sweat through pores on the skin, while dogs radiate heat through their tongues. I finally understand. Since then, every time Gray sticks out his tongue, I will stick out my tongue to compete with it, making the whole family laugh.
Gray brings us a lot of happiness. It is the pistachio of our family. I love it!
I loved puppies when I was a child. For this reason, my mother bought me two puppies, one named "Lucky" and the other named "Gray". But I like gray best. "Gray" is so cute. I often feed it with bones to make it strong.
Gray has been here for over a month, and he has become a member of my family. As soon as I finished eating, I helped Ash with a bowl. Ash is my good partner. In the long-term breeding, I found it has many interesting places.
Gray is very docile. He was scared when he saw a stranger. If you go to Gray, he will run away like hell. However, if the child squats down and touches it, it will not only be afraid, but also climb on your shoulder. Whenever he meets his master, he jumps up like a frog.
It has professional biting skills. As long as other dogs bully him, he will bite the hind legs or front legs of other dogs hard. If other dogs knock it over and press it, it will kick it away with its powerful legs. Its powerful limbs and sharp teeth are its secret weapons to protect life.
Gray is my best friend. It added joy to my childhood life and planted the seeds of loving nature in my young mind.
Gray Composition 10 On this day, the children of the Wolf and Kotaro were born. They named the Wolf Gray. Gray grew up in this happy family.
Gray is still healthy when he is four or five years old, which is a gratifying thing. However, Little Grey Wolf and his wife slowly discovered that Little Grey didn't eat meat. Every time I eat meat, I start to feel sick. I often get up in the middle of the night and vomit, which makes the little gray wolf and his wife often sleep badly. They are very sad. They are worried that Gray will not be able to support himself in the future.
Recently, Grey Wolf found that Grey Grey often went to Yangcun. So he followed him secretly. He found that whenever a sheep saw gray, he would open the door for him. Pleasant Goat always treats him with delicious grass cakes, and the vegetarian dishes served to him are also refurbished, which makes Gray prefer vegetarian food. Pleasant goat, they also play with gray, and gray goes to see them every day.
This situation makes the Grey Wolf couple more worried. They kept instilling in Gray the benefits of eating sheep. ...
Finally, one day, Big Wolf and his wife saw Big Wolf catching sheep. They caught lazy sheep! Because there was less ash, I didn't catch it twice before. Maybe it's because of these three things that Gray vowed to succeed. For the third time, Gray finally caught the sheep! Kotaro couldn't help laughing. "We can finally eat the sheep our son caught. Much better than you stupid wolf. My son is a genius! " But what Grey said immediately made Grey Wolf and his wife faint. Gray said, Brother Yang, give me the lollipop quickly!
Grey composition 1 1 At the foot of a big mountain, there is a clear river. There is a peach tree in Hedong, which bears many big and sweet peaches. There is a piece of Li Shulin beside the Hexi River, and the trees are covered with sweet and sour plums. There is a little grey monkey by the Hedong River. It looks at Li Shulin across the river all day, hoping to eat plums in Hexi. There is a little black monkey by the river in the west. It stands by the river all day and wants to eat peaches on the east side of the river.
One day, the little black monkey came to the river again and looked eagerly at the attractive peaches on the other side. He swallowed and thought, if only he could eat the peaches on the other side! But, is there any way to cross the river? Hey, here's an idea. It came to the village, found grandma cat, asked grandma cat to help make a small raft, and the little black monkey found two boards as paddles. The little black monkey put the raft into the river and the raft went up carefully. The little raft was swinging in the river, and the little grey monkey was rowing with wood pulp. In a short time, it rowed to the east bank of the river. The little black monkey jumped ashore, climbed the peach tree, sat on the tree and ate greedily.
The little black monkey ate enough, found the little gray monkey and said, "Brother, I finally got your peach!" " "The little grey monkey said doubtfully," How did you get here? " The little black monkey pointed to the raft on the shore. The little grey monkey smiled happily.
The little grey monkey also paddled a small raft across the river, eating sweet and sour plums that he even dreamed of eating.
From then on, the little black monkey and the little gray monkey paddled a small raft to the other side to eat fruit every day. They also invited many animals to share the fruit.
Little Grey Composition 12 My family has a lovely little grey rabbit named "Grey Grey", which is very lively.
"Grey Grey" is covered with soft grey hair, with a tail like a furry ball and two long ears standing on a round head. Moreover, melon seeds have a small cherry mouth on their face, and a pair of bright big eyes are particularly magical. Four agile legs kept jumping, and I woven a warm "home" for it with bamboo sticks.
Little grey rabbit is a vegetarian and likes fresh grass best. Of course, it also eats lettuce leaves, carrots and so on. It is particularly gluttonous and eats simply. As long as you put the food in its "home", it will "hold" the radish with its front legs and bite it like a shy lady. When it is full of energy, as long as you take its food away, it will jump hard, as if to take its food back. When you don't give it, the "gray ash" will scratch you and the radish will fall. "Grey Grey" is jumping desperately, as if to take back its food. Scratched me without giving it, tickled me and dropped the radish. "Grey Grey" picked up the radish and ate it with relish.
When he first came to my house, he was shy and motionless, like a ball of hair. Slowly, it revealed its original lively nature. Under the bed for a while, into the sofa for a while, into the cupboard for a while, getting dirty. But it can't take a bath, because the cold resistance is not strong, so it can only be wiped with a cloth. I was afraid of being lonely at school, so I put a small ball. When I get home, I can always see it running after the ball.
Now, "Grey Grey" has moved to grandma's house. I will always love my lovely "Gray"!
Grey composition 13: grey hair all over the body, wearing a flowered skirt; Ears stand upright on both sides, small and lovely-this is my favorite thing, a little gray rabbit doll.
Little gray rabbit's small eyes like black beans seem to shine, and its long ears stand straight as if listening to something; Its three-petal mouth opens to both sides, and it looks cheerful. It looks like a ballerina in a flowered skirt and a bow.
According to my mother, the little gray rabbit was given to me by my grandfather when I was 6 years old. Now that I am 1 1 years old, I still like to play with it and sleep with it. My mother laughed at me and said that I still like such childish toys at this age. I said to her, "Little Grey Rabbit is my best friend. How can I throw it away? "
Once, the naughty sister hid the little gray rabbit. I've been looking for it for a long time. I was so anxious that I sweated, so I went to question my sister. Sister glared at innocent eyes and said, "Tutu is under the quilt!" " I quickly climbed into my sister's crib and rummaged, and finally found the little gray rabbit covered with saliva. I carefully cleaned up the little gray rabbit, gently put it back on the bed, stroked it and said, "Little gray rabbit, I'm sorry, I'll protect you in the future." The little gray rabbit is still in high spirits, as if to say, "Don't worry, little master." Look, am I not well now? "
When I am happy, the little gray rabbit will accompany me; When I was sad, the little gray rabbit seemed to comfort me: "Little master, don't be sad, everything will be fine." When I am depressed, the little gray rabbit's smile will give me sunshine warmth. When I have something on my mind, I will talk to the little gray rabbit. It always tilts its head, ears and listens patiently. The little gray rabbit accompanied me and grew up day by day.
There are many lovely animals in the world, such as dogs, cats, fish and turtles ... Now the animals I introduce to you are smart and lovely little gray rabbits.
The little gray rabbit looks cute. Its glasses are black, and its ears sometimes stand upright and sometimes hang down on its back. Its hair is gray, soft and smooth to the touch, and it is very comfortable. Whenever I touch it, its ears hang down on its back and it looks very enjoyable.
When the little gray rabbit eats it, you think it is the king of eating. Because no matter how much I feed it, it can finish eating. Once, I threw some carrots to it, and it was eaten up in less than half an hour.
When the little gray rabbit plays games with me, I can't catch it because it always jumps around. Therefore, whenever I play games with it, I think my mother will help me catch it, but I still can't catch it. The little gray rabbit is too sensitive.
The little gray rabbit is also cute in the shower. It always likes to use its tongue when taking a bath, licking its small paws first, then licking its body, and finally licking its stomach several times.
Little grey rabbit is also cute when walking, and little grey feet are jumping. Although it walks like this, it is very fast. If you don't believe me, compare it! I guess you can't run as fast as the little gray rabbit.
Little gray rabbit's voice is very small. There must be some doubt in your eyes: Why does the rabbit make such a noise? Let me tell you something: the little gray rabbit actually has a voice, because you didn't listen carefully! It sounds a bit like a chicken and a bit like a bird. Isn't that weird?
Ah! How cute this little gray rabbit is!
Grey composition 15 there is a little rabbit named grey in my home! My mother said it was a panda rabbit, which was a gift from my mother for the New Year. Because its body is gray in many places, I gave it a nice name-gray!
Ash is only as big as my hand, but it's cute, with a small head, round eyes, dexterous three-petal mouth, pointed claws and short tail; The most distinctive thing is its beautiful rabbit fur clothes, which feel furry and warm, like putting on an expensive "mink coat" for it, which is very comfortable! Every day after school, I will look at my gray; One day, I saw gray lying motionless in the rabbit's nest. I thought Gray was ill, but I was so anxious that I rushed over and touched his ear gently. Gray moved, blinked at me, and then made a small roll. Oh!
So it's playing me! Gray is very cute. I hope my gray can grow rapidly with my company.
- Previous article:"May you shine like element 83"
- Next article:Write an essay with the title That Class Was Really Interesting
- Related articles
- Etiquette of answering the phone in the workplace
- Can sunscreen be applied or not?
- Grasping ribs with your hands makes people laugh.
- Why was Li Nan fired again? What were his failed coaching experiences?
- The life of a star is full of paparazzi. How do you deal with people who try to ask about your privacy?
- Anti-terrorism joke
- Joke in the car
- Reflections on Silly Girl Angel
- Great changes have taken place in Ningxia in the past 30 years of reform and opening up.
- Interesting homophonic allegorical sayings and their answers