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After taking Jinsuo Gu Jing Pill, nocturnal emission.
In these cases, we must pass the' Xu's Record'. ; This article fully restores the pure yang method of pure natural herbs, so that "little brother" can stand up strongly again, and the time can be really happy for more than 30 minutes. Is the most convincing.
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Tao: "Do it!" Jiuru said, "Are you going?" Peanut said, "I won't go." Nine such as hearing his concise answer, slightly surprised. After changing his mind, he scolded: "Well, if you don't go, the monk will deny you as an apprentice." Peanut was dumbfounded, his face turned red and white, and tears only swirled in his eyes. Nine is like hardening your heart and closing your eyes. Peanut stood for a long time, in a trance, and turned out of the door. He lost Xiao Shuang Zhao Jian and was scolded again. He has unspeakable sadness in his heart. Now he is forced into the road by master, and he can't help feeling sad, squatting in the corner of the alley, sobbing.
I was crying sadly when I suddenly felt someone approaching. Peanut's eyes were blurred by tears. When I looked up, I saw myself looking at myself and choked and said, "I'm sorry." I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have scolded you just now. " Reach out and pick him up. Peanut felt a little better after hearing what he said, and turned around and bowed his head. Say, "Where are you going?" Peanut said, "I'm going to the King Temple." "It's big Tennoja," Tao said. "You don't remember your name. What are you going to do? " Peanut said shamefully, "Yes, yes, big Tennoja." Meditate in your mind several times and remember it firmly.
But he went on to say, "Peanut, don't you think we are brothers?" Peanut said, "Why not?" "Do you remember when you and I became sworn on the boat, we said that we would * * * suffer * * * and have fun?" Peanut has forgotten his oath to Java, but after saying it, he just remembered and nodded stupidly. Sighed: "Since * * * is in trouble, will you lose your brother and me if you go to Tennoja?" Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, he sneered: "Besides, I want to see what the imperial teacher Ba Siba is capable of?"
Peanut said, "But Xiao Shuang ..." "If that man comes at me, he will appear sooner or later. If anything happens to Xiao Shuang, the world will never be peaceful. " Said the eyes give thick Sha Qi. Peanut looked cold, and he quickly put down his eyelids. Put on a Asura mask and solemnly tunnel: "Peanut, you should remember that you and I were brothers once, and we have been brothers all our lives. No matter what, I won't leave you. " When Peanut heard this, his heart burned and his blood boiled. He shouted, "Yes, once brothers, always brothers." Two people glances at each other, in front of Shi Yan, laughing with one voice, wearing gorgeous clothes, walked towards the big Tennoja.
Ten miles long, empty and silent, the white dew is like frost, and the earth is clear. The song of the defenders in Chengtou is vigorous and loud, reaching into the sky. When they arrived outside Tennoja, it was the turn of the century, and the treasure torch in the temple was as bright as day. The front of the temple is empty. The temple gate was closed, and two stone lions stood side by side in front of it, blocking the gate. He frowned and raised his voice and said, "Basiba, like disciple Peanut, is honored to come to Shi Mao on the orders of the teacher, but your door is locked and the stone lion is in the way. Is it also the friendship of the master? " "
There was a slight silence in the temple, only to hear a voice say slowly, "No, you dare to ask for the door?" Is there a door to the ground? "There is majesty in the kind voice, and it is Bathba who speaks." Joke, "Tao said," heaven and earth are so big that there is no portal! " "No," said Bathsheba, "if you are clear-headed, ten parties will float all over the world and open the door to convenience." I felt a shock in my heart: "Not good, today" is the Buddha's image, which is not only a magical power, but also a test of Buddhism. I just want to hurry. I will be lost for a while. He frowned and said to Peanut, "Monk, people are testing you!" Peanut cocked his head and thought, sniffled, walked to the door, put his hands on a stone lion and drank, "Go." Shishi was shocked by his "donkey kong power" and rolled out three feet. Peanut hugged another stone lion and shouted, "Get up." There is a stone lion on the top of your head. When you hit it hard, the temple gate will smash instantly.
Peanut was carrying a lion, but I looked up and saw a flagpole in the square in front of the temple, reaching high into the sky. There are lamas under the flagpole. I don't know if there are hundreds or thousands. Peanut smiled and said, "Go!" The stone lion fell with a bang, and the earth trembled.
All the lamas were dumbfounded to see him break in like this. Longya snapped, "Smelly monk, you broke into the house?" Peanut is accompanied, brave and strong, and her round eyes are rolling around. He smiled and said, "Is there a door?" I didn't see it! "He once stole nine glasses of wine. Jiuyin asked, "smelly disciple, did you steal it?" "? " Peanut immediately faltered: "Is there? I didn't see it! " Chang Jiudeng was angry, but there was nothing he could do. Today, when Longya asked, Peanut knew his way around, and casually replied, but changed the word "door" with a little modification.
Longya was even more angry when he saw that he was tired and lazy. He spat, "nonsense, the gate is clearly there. Are you blind? " His voice did not fall, but he heard a sigh in the temple: "Longya, if he is blind, you are blind." The dragon teeth were surprised and folded together. "The imperial teacher taught us the dragon teeth." Keep your eyebrows down and dare not say anything. Seeing that the situation was not good, the lion clapped his hands and floated out of the team. "Little monk, why didn't your master come?" He said with a Yin Yin smile. Peanut was about to answer honestly when she heard Chang say with a smile,' You are a master, you are a monk, and Buddhism reaches the sky. How can you be so knowledgeable and send another apprentice, and you are also respected? "Peanut was surprised to hear his voice coming from the temple. Looking up, I saw' wearing a shura mask, facing the morning light like water, sitting on the cornice of the Ursa major, the morning breeze blowing from the west, blowing his long hair and dancing wildly.
Dragon teeth and lion hearts are attracted by peanuts. You didn't feel anything when you got on the roof. The Dragon Tooth God changed a few times and snapped, "Where is the Nine Demons?" I saw nine lamas in red lined up, generally fat and thin, generally tall and short, holding a magic tussah in their hands. "Dragon Tooth Finger", said, "Get him down." Nine people crashing should be ordered, longitudinal on the roof, will' around in the middle. The Hall of the Great Hero was more than 20 feet from the ground, and nine people carried a hundred kilograms of "implements" and jumped up. The intellectual man fit kung fu was amazing. The lamas saw it and cheered, and the tiles on the roof were shaking.
Holding his waist with one hand, he said with a smile, "Longya, are you good at squeezing?" Longya smiled and said, "Masked man, don't be arrogant. What do you think this is? " Raise your hand and clap your hands. Suddenly, I heard a child crying from the temple, but I only cried and stopped.
Although the cry was short, I recognized that it was Zhao Jian. I suddenly feel that my mind is hot and my heart is surging. I shouted, "Ba Siba, you are an imperial envoy, but you do such a shameful thing?" Bathsheba said flatly, "Don't gossip. I am here. If you have the ability, you may wish to come over. " Unexpectedly, his plan was so thorough that he caught Zhao Jian in advance. Although Xiao Shuang didn't make a sound, he must be nearby. Suddenly, he was a little confused and shouted, "All right. I will come over. " Just as he was about to lean vertically against his temple, Longya sneered, "Masked man, if you want to see that child, you have to go through the demon reduction pass first." He smiled coldly and added, "However, when they fight, they can hit you, but you can't fight back. If a finger is imposed on him, the child is afraid of bad things. " Judging from his tone, I thought, "Bathbarner threatened me, but he didn't take credit from Kublai Khan, so he didn't know the identity of Chang 'e. Strange, how did they know I was coming here? "When I was wondering, I saw nine lamas' unprepared', and a black-faced Lama whispered,' Masked man, this is fairer than' nothing'. If you are afraid, you can throw in the towel. ""Who wants to give up? " He said indifferently. The black-faced Lama changed his mind and shouted, "OK, please take this." The diamond pestle swept in with a strong wind. Constrained by the words of the dragon's teeth, I dare not fight back and take the wrong step to get out of the way. Another Lama took the first step, and the iron pestle was outside the cloud nine, pointing to the middle of the back. Unexpectedly, he is short and short, with no figure at all. There was a loud noise, and two tussahs collided, sparking.
When the other seven lamas saw this, they shouted in unison, and seven golden lights waved to them in no particular order. Make a "ten-step walk", turn east and west, up and down. I saw Jiu Tussah getting faster and faster, and her posture became worse and worse. The people below only saw a faint green shadow wrapped in nine golden lights for no reason, shaped like a flying snake, wandering in the lightning all over the sky. Suddenly, with a bang, a Lama waved an oak and smashed it into the air, penetrating the roof and leaving a hole in the boss. After two more steps, another Lama lost control and broke a purlin.
Seeing that he was trapped, Lion Heart turned around and said with a smile, "The little master has come hard, and Lion Heart specially arranged a' Sixteen Magic Dance' for the little master to relieve boredom." Peanut said casually without thinking: "Good." The lion was surprised when he saw that he didn't care. "The little monk was indifferent when he heard the name' Sixteen Magic Dances'. Is there any magical power? " Meditate for a moment, clap your hands, I saw a road in the crowd, and 27 girls came. Among them, 1 1 people wear narrow shirts, Tang hats and hold various instrumental music; Others are wearing cloud temples, crowns and shoulders, ribbons, shawls, and HongLing, holding two bronze bells with epiphyllum and charming faces. Peanut has never seen such a battle, only feel dazzling, so puzzling.
The daughters stood in a row, and the first girl with an oval face stepped forward, leaned over and said with a smile, "Hello, young master!" " Peanut's face turned red and his heart beat, and he said coyly, "I'm ... I'm fine." Seeing that peanuts are impolite, the woman thought, "Does the old Lama's lion heart lose courage as he gets older?" Well, that's right. A careless child has to work 16 days? " At the moment, I smiled faintly: "Little Lord, you are wrong. I ask you how you are, and you don't ask me? " Peanut Zheng, busy nodded and said: "Yes, yes, I am fine with you, everyone is fine." The daughters looked at him like fools, and everyone laughed. The oval-faced woman giggled and said, "Little master, you say I am good. What's my use? " Peanut looked at her and whispered, "You look good."
All the girls were amused. A round-faced girl pretended to be angry: "I am also eccentric." Sister lotus calyx looks good, so we don't look good? "
Peanut didn't know this style, his face was swollen like pig liver and he was sweating like a pig. They all said, "All look good, all look good." A woman with fine eyebrows and big eyes smiled and said, "That's more like it. Uncle Xiao, who looks good? " Peanut was stupefied, looking at this and that, but he felt that everything was wonderful and beautiful, and it was difficult to distinguish, which made him feel a little confused. Lotus calyx can see clearly, and suddenly she smiles, giving birth to double cymbals, and the two bells in her hand are gently shaken. Except Longya and Lion Heart, all the lamas retreated, closed their eyes and sat down, and the big square suddenly became silent.
Peanut was surprised when the Eleventh Musician started to play music. His voice was swaying, decadent and castanets melodious, which made people think wrong. Lotus calyx smiled and walked up and down, singing: "Sixteen-day witch, fairyland on the branch." The singing is charming and fascinating. The round-faced girl smiled gently and said, "A hundred flowers weave barriers, and a hundred treasures are fairy clothes." Before the rhyme was over, the girl with fine eyebrows and big eyes also sang, "The snow is hard to decide, and the clouds refuse to return."
At this time, the woman's hands were flower-shaped, and they all said in unison: "The heart of the dance turned nasty, one by one" flying in the air. "Accompanied by singing, a group of women's arms fluctuated, their hands turned back and their gestures were varied. If a thousand arms are born, the lotus feet are uncertain. If birds spread their wings, they will fly. Peanut has never seen such a wonderful dance, but she is very happy and gives birth to endless joy in her heart.
Lotus calyx see peanut eyes vacant, know that he has been disappointed, proud in the heart, mouth peep out one silk smile. Suddenly, there was a roar from the crowd, and a Lama jumped up, his eyes bloodshot and dancing, and he rushed forward several steps, then turned around, foaming at the mouth and collapsed to the ground.
Let's go Peanut was awakened by this commotion and scratched his head. "Oh, I'm getting confused?" Shanshan tunnel.
It turns out that this dance of Sixteen Magic Dances can produce a lot of magic, and if the concentration is slightly weak, it will lead to insanity. All lamas, except a few top figures, must close their eyes and concentrate on fighting with tantric psychology. However, some people don't know whether it's good or bad and peek with their eyes open. This look was absorbed by music and dance. They were crazy and dizzy. Although Peanut is young, he has been practicing Zen magic "donkey kong magic power" since childhood, and his meditation skills are extremely deep. Although he was puzzled for a moment, he woke up at once when he heard the Lama growl. The moment the daughters saw him, their eyes became clear again, and they could not help but be awed and exhausted. Their movements become more seductive, or become angry from embarrassment, or smile and dance enchanting, just like the magic shape of heaven. They were dazzled and confused by peanuts. Suddenly, a loud shout came from their ears: "peanuts, close your eyes!" "
The sound was like thunder, and Peanut recognized it as "yelling" and hurriedly went to sleep. Unexpectedly, although my eyes are closed, the decadent voice is still a whisper, and all kinds of magical gestures are still hovering in the peanut brain with music, no matter how lingering. It's also strange in other places. In desperation, I only told the young monk to close his eyes, not to cover his ears. Although the young monk thought, "If you cover your ears, wouldn't it be better …", he went on to think, "I only said close your eyes, not cover your ears. If I don't listen, I will be scolded. " At that time, the more he listened, the more itchy he felt. After all, he can't help it. He squinted at it. At this sight, women's beautiful eyes are surprisingly bright, their bodies are soft and boneless, twisted like snakes and insects, and they conjure up many wonderful gestures that have never been seen before and can't be imagined. Peanut felt that a stream of blood flooded his body and mind, and his face gradually showed' joy', jumping with his hands and feet and jumping with his daughters. He has been studying since he was a child, and his physique is very flexible. Although this dance is not as light as Zhao's, there is a soft feeling between her waist and her dancing hands.
Seeing peanuts in music and dance, I couldn't help screaming, and my posture became more and more urgent. Nine demons saw that he seemed to have a breakthrough, and they roared one after another. The diamond pestle made it even more violent, crushing gravel and flying sawdust. Suddenly,' the first step is to eat on the girder, he pulled it up and held it in the air, shouting:' get down!' "Suddenly, I heard a loud" click "sound, as if there was a thunder in the sky, and the Hall of Great Heroes suddenly collapsed. The upheaval suddenly occurred, and the nine lamas had nowhere to stand for a while, dancing and falling with the rubble. It turns out that the tussah weighs more than 0/00 Jin/kloc. The faster you control the power to subdue the demon, the harder it is to gain power. So deliberately speed up the gesture, induce them to mess around and smash the roof with holes. Then a sudden attack broke the girder and the roof collapsed.
A trick like a big bird, the higher it was pulled, suddenly drew three arcs, one big and one small. Before the third arc was drawn, it was already six feet high, and the sleeves suddenly trembled, floating down like a group of light flocs. Dragon tooth and lion heart catch it together and separate it from peanuts to prevent him from coming to the rescue.
Seeing peanuts smiling and dancing faster and faster, knowing this, the consequences are unimaginable. However, considering the current situation, the dragon tooth lion heart has been unable to cope. Even if it wins by luck, I am afraid that peanuts have lost their minds and are incurable. In a flash, he even thought about the number of revolutions in his heart, suddenly interrupted a roll of big sleeves and stood with negative hands.
Dragon tooth and lion heart were surprised to see that he didn't mean to act rashly: "This man is too unreasonable. Doesn't he care about the life and death of his companions?" I only saw Tice's lips slightly open with a flick, making a chirping sound, which was subtle at first, and gradually became loud as a whistle and went straight into the sky. All of a sudden, the singing is loud and the rhythm is strange and rough, which is unheard of by everyone. After listening for a while, my heart was full of oil and gave birth to a vigorous business. The eleven musicians were disturbed by the howling, but they were out of tune and jumped on the board.
"When the sleeve blows, the whistle is as dense as water, becoming longer, deeper, bigger and curved", such as a line, flickering, often fluctuating in impossible places and changing dramatically. The tune is getting more and more strange, which is not in line with Gong Fei's style, meticulous and contrary to the common sense of music.
Sixteen Magic Dances is not only a musical dance, but also a dance with music, and music is its foundation. This set of "monty music" is purely to confuse opponents with spirit. The higher the opponent's concentration, the stronger the spirit of female music. These musicians have practiced this song since childhood, and they not only have a deep understanding of music theory, but also have excellent internal skills. In addition, the orchestral ensemble is extremely powerful. This time, I didn't do my best for peanuts, but at this time I was stirred by this strange whistle and I was forced to do my best to fight it. As we all know, "The Sixteen Days Divine Comedy" is the best in music, but it is only the human voice after all. The howling in the mouth comes from the long whale in the vast sea, which is a natural sound that the whale family has experienced for hundreds of millions of years. In contrast, people naturally get off the bus.
After a while, the musicians gradually couldn't help it, sweating like rain, and their shirts were soaked, revealing an exquisite figure. The dancers stopped dancing and rang the doorbell to help, but 27 people held hands and still could not resist the strange noise. In the middle of the string, I heard the whistling sound suddenly jump into the clouds like a kite and pull out a high note as thin as a steel wire. In an instant, the clank rang a few times, and the pipa and the huqin broke their strings one after another; Whistle lingering, hovering in a high place for a few breaths, carefully played a coloratura, and pulled for a few minutes, only to hear the crack, the dragon flute and flute tube have long cracks.
"Sixteen Magic Dances" make enemies purely by spirit. Once defeated, they immediately turn against each other. Since their artistic achievements, all women have never met such a powerful enemy. When riding a tiger is difficult, they have to keep the string of bereavement and support hard, and there is no time to play peanuts anymore. Peanut has a deep Zen meaning. As soon as it is untied, it suddenly wakes up. When you look at this field, you will be surprised. I saw that the group of heavenly witches danced with the howling, sometimes spinning, sometimes rolling, or hugging each other, twisting their waists and touching their hips, and they were full of ugliness, which was called "heavenly demons". The more peanuts look, the more funny they get. Finally, they couldn't bear it any longer and opened their mouths to laugh. When he smiled, the spring breeze melted the snow, and the remaining spiritual strength collapsed instantly. divines changed tragically, and their spat spilled blood. One by one, they collapsed to the ground.
Peanut was surprised, grabbed the lotus calyx and lifted her up. Suddenly, a hot palm wind blew on my face. Peanut felt his eyes and nose were sore, and he leaned down to punch. When the fist and palm intersect, the dragon's teeth retreat half a step, only to feel that the internal organs are stagnant and the qi is not smooth. Peanut took the opportunity to help the devil, but the girls didn't want him to be so kind, surprised and ashamed. Longya gasped carefully, but did not have time to stop him. He watched the peanuts help the girls up, and he was surprised and angry: "This little monk took the old woman's hand, but nothing happened?" Brush the big sleeves again, and the whistle stops. Long track: "Basiba, what's the trick? Come on. " When he walked to the side hall, the lion's heart stopped in front of him Hee hee smiled and said, "With Tan Yue's skill, it's nothing to subdue the nine demons." I'm just an old woman. Let's see what Tan Yue can do, but it's not that easy for you to meet the royal master! I don't believe in evil,' sneered. I was just about to take a step when I saw all the lamas take down their prayer wheels from their waist, and the letters were shaking and buzzing. Suddenly, the hundred cylinders came out of the handle, just like bees coming out of their nests. Originally, it was retreating, but the cylinder suddenly retreated again and clicked back into the handle. Although one hundred lamas did it at the same time, there was no mistake or omission, and there was no influence at all. It can be seen that they were skilled in practicing in Pingli. The lion looked at Tess with a smile on his mouth, which implied irony.
Eyes like electricity, swept the crowd, suddenly lost his voice and shouted, like thunder. And sheng had a meal, Tess body suddenly, only to hear the hum, a dozen prayer wheels maser, strong breeze whirring, blowing Tess long hair stand on end. Step by step, palm by palm, turn like a windmill, and give full play to the "vortex power" in the palm of the blue sea. "Vortex strength" is one of the "six strange strengths" of "blue sea and surging waves", which is consistent with the vortex of water. Once the opponent is swept, he will inevitably be vain and his body will turn accordingly. As long as his skill is weak, he will turn to foaming at the mouth and pass out. A dozen prayer wheels were not hit by this strange palm force, but revolved around him like stars holding the moon.
Frightened, the lamas threw prayer wheels one after another, but one's "whirlpool strength" was completely wrapped away by the palm force, and it took a long time. "There are more than 60 cylinders around him, large and small. At first glance, like a tornado rolling in the crowd, brass reflects "and dazzling golden light." The lamas were dumbfounded and scattered. Make hair, drink: "Go back!" With a bang, the prayer wheel suddenly came out of the whirlpool and swept to the crowd. The lamas were bleeding and screaming.
Seeing this great power, the lion's heart opened its eyes wide and he shouted, "Lotus Peanut Buddha." At this time, the big sleeves of the dragon teeth fluttered and swept to the crowd, and the long voice replied: "Monty surrendered." After receiving the order, the lamas scattered in all directions, one east and one west, forming the shape of the nine-product lotus, which was exactly what tantric school learned. According to legend, this array was created by the Tantric founder "Lotus Peanut", which is extremely powerful.
Looking around, I smiled and said, "Do you want to" array? "Straight into the array somewhere, hands together, will be a group of lamas played seven broken eight. Dragon tooth and lion heart were shocked to see this. It turned out to be the "lotus core" of the "Lotus Hidden Magic Array". The "Lotus Hidden Magic Array" has nine leaves and one core, all of which are driven by the "Lotus Core" and hidden among the nine flowers, which is extremely inconspicuous. It is hard for ordinary people to expect that this small group of people is the hub of the array, often confused by illusions, forcing the lion's heart and dragon's teeth to pretend to give orders. As a result, he was caught between Scylla and Charybdis and died. However, it is a master of the contemporary array, and the "Lotus Hidden Magic Array" comes from Tianzhu. Although it is different from the array of the Central Plains, it coincides with Tianzhu Numerology. "I have been instructed by Lan Ya, and I am familiar with Tianzhu." I can tell what it is at a glance.
Li Anrui was attacked and the whole battle was in chaos. The dragon's teeth couldn't hold back, so he flew over to grab it, and a trick of "destroying the palm of God with tea" came. The two men shook hands and fought against each other, but they broke down a few tricks, but it was' always occupied, and the dragon teeth rose, but it was difficult to push it. Instead, he was driven away by the Lord, driving away one of the nine arrays of Lianye and impacting the other eight arrays.
The lion was so anxious that he knew that if he allowed himself to occupy the "Lotus" and lead the Nine Flowers, "Lotus crouched in the magic array" would inevitably collide with himself and collapse. At that time, regardless of his identity, he robbed him in a few steps and joined forces with Longya to attack, trying to force' Lianrui' out. Although the two of them are mediocre in worshipping Buddha, when it comes to' merit', they are first-rate masters in tantric schools. "With one enemy and one, it is acceptable to deal with it", with one enemy and two, it is suddenly dwarfed, and ten tricks are not enough, and the danger is endless.
"Another two strokes" abruptly slapped the dragon tooth alongside of.seem, and the dragon tooth waved to meet him. When two palms meet, the palms give birth to a suction force, and the dragon teeth can't hold it any longer, so they are absorbed. This kind of suction is the "air trapping power" in the six wonders, and it takes 3 thousand weak water to trap everything. Longya is not well-known, and he is also preparing to get rid of exercise. He has used the "whirlpool power" and waved his right arm, dragging him into the void. Oh, he hit the lion's heart. With a strong wind, the lion's heart moved to the right, let the dragon's teeth pass, waved to the "left", "smiled" and waved his left hand to attract the lion's heart. The dragon teeth and the lion were not surprised, but rejoiced. They both reorganized their internal forces and thought, "With our own efforts, won't we squeeze you into a cake?" "
I feel that two internal forces are rushing together. Now I use my mind to make use of the "Yin-Yang flow" in the six absolutely. This strength includes the principle that cold and warm sea water are connected, and the dragon tooth "dzogchen marrow" absorbs the essence of "strength" and reaches the highest yang; The lion's heart's "great mercy and great compassion for Buddha" is feminine. The two magical powers belong to the meridians. In a blink of an eye, the old yin gives birth to young yang, and the old yang gives birth to young yin. "dzogchen marrow" rushes to the lion's heart, and the "Buddha mother magical power" rushes to the dragon's teeth. Frightened, they quickly exercised their own strength to resist, but they didn't know that the stronger their inner strength was, the greater their influence on their companions would be. But at this time, in order to protect themselves, the two men took their skills to the extreme. At this time, they saw the dragon teeth' skin was red and the heat wave was rolling. The lion's fat face is white and blue, and his body is freezing.
When the lamas saw that the three men were motionless, they thought that the dragon's teeth and the lion's heart had stopped them. One lama had the heart to make meritorious deeds, so he bravely stepped forward and punched the back of his head. When it turns into yin and yang, the internal force consumption is not great. At this moment, it is with great power. When I hear the wind, I will use the "vortex power" in the next round, and the dragon tooth and the lion heart will suffer from each other. "There is no power to resist, I was taken away. The Lama couldn't dodge. He was hit by the fat body of the lion's heart, flew out of Zhang Yu and landed on his feet. After a long drink, I stood up with great strength, treating the dragon teeth and the lion's heart as two' good' blades and dancing around. This is as hot as fire and that is as cold as ice. Wherever I go, no one will be there. In an instant, I saw "galloping vertically and horizontally", and a "Lotus Magic Array" was washed apart, and it was difficult to form again.
Peanuts were separated and surrounded by thirty or forty lamas. These lamas are all good tantric masters. After a while, peanuts were outnumbered, so they stepped back and soon leaned back against the flagpole. However, when I saw people coming from all directions, I was so scared that I climbed up with a flagpole in my hand. Two lamas caught up with me, but he kicked me down one by one.
Peanut ran for his life and climbed very fast until he climbed to the flag 20 feet high. When he looked down, he saw that the people below were very small, just like a group of ants. Only then did he realize that he had climbed too high and was very upset.
At first, the dragon tooth and the lion heart were invincible, but he trapped the two masters with one hand. After a long time, the true qi gradually became turbid and the action was a little slow. The lamas are very brave. I know I am so entangled, and then, in a flash, I have lost and will not win. I turned around and looked around, but I didn't see the shadow of peanuts. After watching it for a long time, I found that he climbed into the flag and went with the wind in a cloak. I was very happy.
This is very serious. He said angrily, "Smelly monk, come down quickly, I can't stop it!" " Peanut saw the enemies below, dense, coming and going, and my heart was like fifteen buckets drawing water. I thought about it, but I think it's safe here. I thought about it and suddenly felt a sense of urgency. I had an idea at once and shouted, "Look, I can help you." Pull open the belt, you're welcome, also toward the ass, and a bubble smelly urine.
Under the flagpole, the lamas were shouting at the sky when they suddenly felt that it was raining. Some people keep their mouths shut and drop a few points, but they feel salty and coquettish. Looking closely with your eyes wide open, you can't help but go on the rampage, cry and make trouble, and at that time you can't care so much. I stood up and cleaned the flagpole. The flagpole snapped in two and fell to the north. Peanut was frightened, hugged the flagpole and slipped down, screaming, "Help me, help me ..."
Scold, remove the "trapping power". Leo and Lionheart were exhausted, so they both rolled aside, closed their eyes and adjusted their breathing. "A few steps through the crowd, grab the bottom of the flagpole, rise vertically in the air, and hit the flagpole with one hand. The flagpole fell slowly, and peanuts took the opportunity to turn it over. His face was livid and worried. When he looked at it in the blink of an eye, he saw that his eyes were closed and his hands were shaking. Peanut looked wrong and asked,' Ah, what's wrong with you? ""I ... I'm not quite right, you ... block a block. " It turned out that it took him a long time, his internal force was exhausted, and the flagpole fell in a very amazing way. He struggled and his internal organs were greatly shocked. Peanut smell speech zheng, suddenly see lamas poured in from all directions, too late to consider, bent down to pick up the flagpole, full donkey kong divine power, lun will come over, only one person swept down seven or eight people, to lun a circle, fell to the ground twenty. The lamas let out a cry and scattered in all directions.
Peanut saw it, and his confidence increased greatly. The flagpole was horizontal, quite horizontal. All the lamas were startled, and then shouted and rushed over. Peanut guards are United, staring at their eyes, dancing flagpoles, pushing and twisting horizontally, and flying up and down. All lamas can only wander around the outer circle of the flagpole, and no one can go in.
Breathing for a long time, the qi machine calmed down, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that peanuts used such strength on the flagpole. I can't help but be surprised and happy. I smiled and said, "Young monk, good skill." Fly to the flagpole and drink "Peanut, give me a ride." Peanut understood, waved the flagpole, swept away the crowd and designated the temple gate. With a long whistle, I ran along the flagpole, rushed to the flagpole and plunged into the temple.
As soon as the other person stepped into the door, he felt the heat wave coming on his face. Looking intently, I saw a big copper pot full of boiling water hanging in the temple, and firewood was flourishing below. Behind the bronze wok, a Lama in yellow showed his right shoulder and sat quietly. Behind him stood a Lama in red, but he was a brave and respected man I met in Lin 'an. I thought, "Is this Lama in yellow Abbasiba?" I looked at myself, but I saw Zhao Jian sitting at the foot of a timid bar, his limbs stiff, and only his eyes kept spinning. He suddenly burst into tears. Look left and right, see Xiao Shuang, the in the mind feel slightly flustered. Suddenly, I heard the Lama in yellow dress open his eyes and long track: "Tan Yue, please sit down." Grabbed a futon, waved it and threw it out. One foot came in front of him, suddenly spun down, and landed squarely at his feet.
This is a close question,' I secretly admire, sat cross-legged and looked at the imperial teacher. I saw that his skin was fair, his eyes were delicate, and his face was round. He looked like a Confucian scholar who had read many poems, not like a arhat monk. Now he asks, "Bashiba, is there another person?"
"It's just you and me here," Bathsheba said. "Is there anyone else?" Double eyebrow handstand, to attack for defense. Bathba sighed with a frown. "Well, well, Tan Yue's heart is in a mess!" A shock in my heart: "Yes, the enemy is right in front of me, and I can't be distracted." He held back his anger and said, "Let's not talk about it for the time being. Do I have to take this child? " Basiba put his hands together and said, "That's easy to say. You and I might as well bet." Once we win a family, you can get rid of the child. "'Tao:' How to compare the law?' Bathba smiled and said, "Let the family tell a story first." I don't know what he is doing, but after thinking for a moment, I decided to wait and see, then nodded and said, "Go ahead."
Basiba smiled: "I said there is a king in Tianzhu, and the deer king is very beautiful." Wang Xin yearns for it, and Zhang Bang seeks it ... "At some point, his hand turned into various handprints, such as the lotus sword, which is square and round. With the change of his handprint, the "white water gas" on the copper wok gradually condensed into a fawn, leaping with its head held high. Seeing this, he thought, "it is not difficult to wrap the water vapor with internal force and make it shape." But it's not easy to push Xiao so hard. Is his seal method the big handprint of the tantric avatar? "
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