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Wine field toast (high score)

It is very stressful to be proposed a toast without preparation. The best solution at this time is to say how you feel. Toast never takes long. If you are asked to make a toast unprepared, you can say something simple to get out of trouble, such as "Say hello to your excellent friends and great boss."

But if you want to be more elegant and eloquent, you will want to add some memories, praises and related stories or jokes. However, a toast should be appropriate to the occasion. A sense of humor rarely seems out of place, but the toast at the wedding should focus on emotion, the toast to retired employees should focus on nostalgia, and so on.

At dinner parties, toasting is usually the priority of the host or hostess. If there is no toast, the guest can toast the host. If one of the hosts makes a toast first, the guest can make a toast in the second place.

There is usually a hostess when a ceremony is held. If there is no hostess, the chairman of the organizing Committee will make the necessary toast after the meal and before the speech. On less formal occasions, you can propose a toast after wine and champagne are served. The toaster doesn't have to drink the wine in the cup. One sip at a time is enough.

You can't touch any alcoholic drinks, including wine, even when toasting. When handing wine, of course you can refuse, and raise the goblet with soda water when toasting. In the past, there was no toast unless it was an alcoholic drink, but today all kinds of drinks can be used to toast. In any case, you should stand up and join this activity, at least you should not sit in your seat with great disrespect.

In the face of toasting, the person being toasted doesn't have to finish the wine. Instead, just stand up and have a drink, say "thank you" and propose a toast to each other. Women can toast very freely if they want, just smile in the direction of the toaster or nod to answer the toast. After the toast, she can also raise her glass to him and make a gesture to say "thank you and good luck!" " "

Rules on the wine table

First, if you can't drink it yourself, don't take the first bite and eat it with your rice bowl.

Second, if you are sure to drink it, don't put ink on it, and then there are rules.

Rule one, although "deep feelings, a stuffy; Love is shallow, lick it. " But don't say it while drinking.

Rule 2: broadcast thick sets in a low-key manner, and never fill them as soon as they are served on the wine table.

Rule three, leaders will drink with each other before it's their turn to respect each other.

Rule four, you can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Rule five, respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Rule six, respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, by the way, if I drink them, you will get pregnant.

Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, that is, you have to do it. You have to pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below.

Rule nine, if there is no special person present, it is best to touch the wine in chronological order, and don't favor one over the other.

Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine?

Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same, and everyone knows it, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Rule 12, don't pretend to be crooked, say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine.

Rule 13: If, purely if, there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others add it themselves. Don't pour the wine one by one, or what if the people behind you run out of wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

Article 15: Don't make a slip of the tongue after drinking, don't talk big, don't lose your manners, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks, don't point indiscriminately, don't drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet while holding your breath, and no one will stop you.

Rule 16, don't say "I can't drink" (if you drink), lest others accuse you of hypocrisy. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink.

Rule 17, the leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.

Rule 18, peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern.

China is a country of etiquette. Many young people want to know your question. It is necessary to have a look at Baidu to avoid being laughed at when you first enter your mother-in-law's house.

The old-fashioned square table seats for family banquets are usually four benches for eight people:

Sitting north to south is the largest;

Then it is east, west and south in turn;

Each stool is divided into different sizes. The seat on the left of the north stool, that is, the seat near the east stool, is the main guest, and the seat on the right is the main guest. Seats near the east and west sides (north) are larger than those near the south; The two seats in the south are regardless of size.

The big round table seats in hotel boxes generally have eight to twelve seats:

The two innermost seats facing the door are the host and the guest. The guest sits on the left and the host sits on the right.

Other seats are the same as those for family dinner.

About toasting:

1, the host respects the guest.

2. Accompany guests and respect them.

3. Host and guest thank each other.

4. Accompany guests and respect each other.

Remember, guests must not make a toast in disorder, which is very impolite and disrespectful to the host.

There are also some folk exhortations, which are vulgar but lively.

Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I offered a toast to the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first. /

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skills in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, so that the gay party can be cultivated!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. If you can't reach it, stand up.

If you lose, don't drink. If you win, that's it. If we can't finish eating, we'll come back.

Dried wine is big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. (Drink ice water to find a reason)

If you don't drink white, you won't come emotionally