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The NSW primary election was won by John McCain and Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party.

The New Hampshire primary held on October 8th, 65438/KLOC-0 was the first official primary in the United States. The American president who took office in the past 56 years won more than 85% of the primary elections in New Hampshire. [Detail] [Comment] [Survey: Who will win in the end]

Obama was assassinated by racists, threatening to protect as many as 12 agents.

The owner of American porn magazines offered a reward for soliciting sexual scandals of presidential candidates.

American Democratic Party

654381around 22: 00 on October 8 (Beijing time165438+10 on October 9), the statistical results show that Hillary won the Democratic primary in New Hampshire with a support rate of 39%, Obama ranked second with a support rate of 36%, and Edwards was/kloc-0. Detailed content

Richardson withdrew from the US presidential election, and his life record was unparalleled.

Hillary Clinton won the New Hampshire primary.

Hilary

Hillary admitted that tears helped her win the New Hampshire primary.

Hillary Clinton delivered a victory speech: almost fell but stood up again.

Obama

According to the survey, Obama is ahead of Hillary supporters and says loving him is like the first kiss.

Obama lashed out at Bush, saying that the world would be relieved if he stepped down.

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Independent voters in the United States are attracted by Obama's freshness.

An Analysis of Two Democratic Candidates in the 2008 US Presidential Election

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The poll from June 5th to1October 8th, 2008 showed that McCain led with 34% support rate. Romney ranked second with 27%. The dark horse who won the first place in Iowa and former Arkansas Governor Huckabee ranked third with only 1 1% support rate. Detailed content

* * * And the idea that Romney won the Wyoming primary is just the beginning.

Giuliani: The plot to blow up Kennedy Airport proves that I should be president.

Mccain

Mccain's victory and the party's NSW primary were similar to those in 2000.

Mccain won the US presidential election, the New Hampshire primary and the inner-party primary.

summary

Old age and illness stand aside. Mccain's campaign is not negotiable?

Comment analysis

Four factors affect the American election. Look coldly at the "China card" of the election.

It is inevitable that they will talk about Sino-US relations and even China. You can't simply treat this as a bad thing.

American election in 2008: group fight carnival (fig.)

Yuan Xiaoming: The next president of the United States: female+black?

International Herald Tribune: American election enters the era of web2.0.

Global magazine: Democrats: women, blacks and golden boys

Online research

Who do you think will win the 2008 US presidential election?

Hilary

Obama

Edwards

Giuliani

Thompson

Romney

Huckerby

Mccain

General election process

65438+ 10 3, Iowa lawmakers from both parties held a grassroots meeting to elect representatives who supported their respective candidates.

65438+ 10 8, New Hampshire primary.

August 25th-28th Democratic Party Congress

September 1-4 * * and the party meeting.

165438+1October 4th presidential election day

American presidential election system

The presidential election in the United States is a long process, which goes through the stages of primary election, nomination, election, referendum and electoral college voting. In order to successfully enter the White House.

According to the Constitution of the United States, the United States has a presidential system, and the executive power belongs to the President. Presidential elections are held every four years and can be re-elected. The president is also the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces. He is not responsible to Congress.

At present, except Maine and Nebraska, 48 other states adopt the "winner is king" electoral system.

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Look at the American election coldly

Trivia: The candidates are exhausted, lack of sleep and make jokes.

Inventory: Sex scandals have been exposed in previous US elections.

You don't know America: the husband is a party and the wife is a democratic party.

American election: * * * and the leaderless Democratic Party "money" Jing Guangming

In 2008, the American election was fiercely competitive.

Democratic Party and Democratic Party

candidates

Hilary

Obama

Edwards

Huckerby

Romney

Giuliani

Mccain

She is an excellent student at Yale Law School. She is one of the top 100 outstanding lawyers in America; She is the first former president's wife in American history to announce her intention to run for president. Born in Hawaii, he is 47 years old and a rising star of the Democratic Party. In June 2004, Obama defeated his opponent overwhelmingly, becoming the only black senator who was re-elected in the Senate and the fifth black senator in American history. 1953 was born in a family of textile workers in seneca, South Carolina. Edwards always shows his gentle image, and his fame mainly comes from the nickname "Golden Boy" given to him by the media and the "sexiest politician" named by People magazine. Huckabee's political stance is extremely conservative. During the period from 1986 to 1992, Huckabee served as a priest in many places and later became a politician. He told the missionaries at that time that he went into politics to "take back this country for Jesus". Romney is a billionaire. At that time, he successfully ran for governor at his own expense of $6 million, which reversed the budget deficit of the state government during his four-year term. In the first quarter of this year, he raised 20 million dollars. [Detail] Giuliani's popularity in * * * and the party is second only to that of McCain, but his public opinion support rate recently surpassed that of McCain, and he easily raised150,000 US dollars in campaign funds. * * * Republican Senator John McCain ran for president in 2000 and was defeated by Bush. This time, he thought he was the unchallengeable number one seed in the party, and winning the presidential nomination was a foregone conclusion, so he ignored others.

Third place in the first primary election

The first is 29%

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Pay 30% in advance

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NSW priority

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Slogan As long as you choose me, all the current problems will be solved. Do you believe in change? We didn't win by political fundraising, we won by morality! The president should be a public servant of the people, not a member of the ruling class. Re-establish the highest ethical and moral standards of the party. - -

Internal affairs and targeted tax cuts

Comprehensive health insurance plan

Achieve large-scale tax cuts.

Reform medical insurance

Implement comprehensive medical insurance.

Raise the salary of the us military.

Establish a new domestic security intelligence agency and support the collection of consumption tax instead of income tax.

Implement comprehensive medical insurance.

He has made outstanding achievements in combating crime, tax policy and national security, as evidenced by his performance as mayor of new york. -

China policy advocates stricter standards for China's imported products;

Initiate legislation to impose punitive tariffs on China products and force the China government to stop the so-called currency manipulation.

China is neither an enemy nor a friend, but a competitor.

Initiate legislation to impose punitive tariffs on China products.

Promise not to demonize China's idea of putting pressure on the China government to force the RMB to appreciate. -No barriers to China-

Other foreign policies: make plans to withdraw troops from Iraq.

Iran: Military strikes against Iran are not ruled out.

Strengthen cooperation with Japan, Australia and India on anti-terrorism issues and oppose the Iraq war.

Counter-terrorism turned to Afghanistan and Pakistan, eliminating bases.

Iran: No right to use force against Iran. Iraq has reserved some troops.

The withdrawal of American troops from Iraq "will have a serious strategic impact on the United States." Support Bush to send more troops to Iraq and call for "greater support" for the US military.

Demanding Iran to give up its nuclear weapons-a staunch supporter of the Iraq war

Supporters: women and elderly voters, young voters, first-time voters, poor middle-aged and middle-aged white women, conservative voters and voters with neutral positions-* * *, liberals and moderates in the party, independents and young voters who are inclined to reform.

Personal characteristics and experience promote gradual change: she played an "experience card" in the campaign, saying that she has the ability to fulfill her campaign promises for many years and can achieve gradual change by experience. A new chapter for newcomers: He said that he was not "polluted" by politics, and if he was selected, he could start a new chapter. Policy founder: He positioned himself as a candidate to safeguard the interests of the poor and the middle class, saying that he wanted to "make the government serve everyone". Conservative dark horse: Huckabee plays bass guitar, talks humorously, and even jokes about topics such as "weapons of mass destruction", which won the favor of voters. White-collar workers in the party: excellent management ability, capable and orderly behavior, and the whole campaign team is like an orderly enterprise. Mayor of the United States: After the "9. 1 1" terrorist attack, as the mayor of new york at that time, he handled related affairs decisively and effectively and won the reputation of "Mayor of the United States". Political veteran: 765,438+0 years old, has been in politics for many years, has rich experience in political diplomacy, and dares to stick to his unique political views against the trend.

Disadvantaged male voters think they are indifferent, inexperienced and lack campaign funds. They are accused of carrying out too many pardons, increasing taxes and religious beliefs (Mormonism).

Frequent changes in policy stance-McCain has deviated from * * * and the "mainstream" position within the party, and many polls show that his support rate is not high. Another main reason is that he is too old (7 1 year).

Summary and Analysis of Chinese-American Female Elected Officials Laura Lee, the mayor of Xi Rui, thinks that the United States as a whole is still very conservative, and only the big states on both sides of the strait are relatively open and can accept women as presidents, while it is still difficult for the midwest and the south to accept revolutionary changes. This became the potential reason for Hillary's defeat in the first battle. [Detail] "Among independent voters, many people will be attracted by the fresh part of American politics, especially after the primary election of the Iowa Party Congress, Obama has a celebrity effect." [Detail] Except for a few states with strong religious influence, Huckabee's support is limited, and there is little chance of being nominated as a dark horse in the primary election. Giuliani was the mayor of new york from 1994 to 2002, during which the crime rate in new york decreased by half. During his tenure, he drastically reduced personal income tax 17%. In addition, Giuliani is regarded as the only candidate who can compete with Hillary, so she has won the support of many voters.