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Ridiculously borrowing seeds to have children.

I watched the lecture hall on law this evening and told an interesting story.

There is a couple, the husband runs a small factory, business is getting better and better, and money is getting more and more, but the husband's brow is getting tighter and tighter.

It turns out that the couple have been married for eight years without a son and a half. I also went to the hospital for various tests. The woman is normal and the man's sperm quality is not good. Aren't you sad to see your son earn more money and not inherit the family business?

Wife Wu Xiang advised her husband: "We can be test-tube babies, if not, we can adopt one." Who knows that my husband's eyes are glaring: "Don't you know that I can't have children by adopting others?" This will definitely not work. "

But after consultation, IVF was also very difficult, so I gave up the idea.

On this day, my husband accidentally saw an example of giving birth to a child by borrowing seeds on the Internet. Suddenly, he suddenly realized and patted his thigh: Yes, I can also borrow seeds to give birth to a child!

He told his wife the idea, and she immediately refused, thinking his idea was nasty. But I couldn't stand her husband's daily hard work, and later I agreed.

The couple started looking for suitable candidates: Zhang San was too short, Li Si was too ugly, and Wang Wu had a poor IQ ... Finally, they decided to use her husband's hair. Liu Zhao is tall, burly and handsome. The key is to have a son. He gave birth to two sons of his own, and if his wife borrows his seeds, she will certainly have sons.

But the problem is that Liu Zhao's wife, Mary, has a bad temper and is difficult to get along with. Can she agree to lend her husband to others? However, Mary has one characteristic: greed for money.

We can give them some compensation, not afraid that she will disagree.

Sure enough, Mary was angry at first, but after hearing that there was a compensation of 50 thousand yuan, she agreed for her husband first. Two women made a contract, gave money immediately after their son was born, and pressed their handprints seriously.

Mary's husband, Liu Zhao, was overjoyed to hear his wife say that he had money and someone.

That night, Liu Zhao began a happy life.

Soon, Wuxiang became pregnant.

Liu Zhao and Mary are waiting for the baby to land and the income of 50,000 yuan.

Pregnant in October, spiced gave birth to a daughter. Don't mention how annoying her husband is: how can a daughter inherit the incense? My wife was taken advantage of for nothing, and you want me to pay for it? No way!

Here, Mr. and Mrs. Mary waited from morning till night, and no one sent money, so they came to you.

The husband is also very angry: we agreed to give money to our son, and now we want money when we have a daughter! Take your daughter away!

Mary looked at the contract carefully, and he didn't give money until he had a son! But no one knows this baby in advance!

As a result, the two sides refused to give way to each other, and Mary took the young couple to court with a complaint. The couple who received the summons panicked, and the husband came forward and said that he could pay half. Mary refused to give in.

The young couple consulted their relatives who knew the law and filed a counterclaim against Liu Zhao.

Finally, the court ruled that Liu Zhao must pay 600 yuan to his daughter every month. Mary was furious after hearing this, but he didn't get the money and had to post it every month. So, come to the door and shout every day.

Here, Wu Xiang was hurt by her husband's bad words every day, and finally the two ended in divorce.

In this case, everyone is not a winner. Ironically, those who want a son lose their wives and those who want money lose their money. Therefore, it is not enough for people to play their own small abacus. The good life is a mess.