Super funny joke. Very long. Hurry up! ! !

You can talk about the long paragraphs of word formation and sentence making in campus learning:

When primary school has Chinese class, all Chinese teachers in the school go to listen to Teacher Ni's class. Teacher Ni wrote a word "Bei" on the blackboard and asked me, "Do you know this word?" I answered "no" and Teacher Ni began to enlighten me: "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered "Yes" and "What's on the bed?" "Summer sleeping mat" "Where is the summer sleeping mat?"

I replied, "My mother", and Teacher Ni thought, this is also true. My mother was covered with a quilt, and then I was inspired: "What about your mother?" "My dad". Teacher Ni didn't expect me to say this. She made a fool of herself in front of so many teachers and asked anxiously, "What about the quilt?" I replied, "The quilt is on the ground!" Teacher Ni was taken away, and I was so angry that I was hospitalized with lamb disease!

Later, the new teacher at school asked us to make sentences. I finished my homework calmly, and the teacher was impressed by me. The sentence I wrote is: sad-the big ditch in front of our house is very sad. If canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice. Naive-it's really hot today, and it's a good day for swimming. Ten points-it's a pity that my sister only got ten points in math.

Relax, I always start with simple things. Ginseng-the teacher said that we should take part in the relay of the brigade tomorrow, so we must do our best. Quilt-Xiaoyu's sanitary quilt was stolen. Lunch-Xiaoming takes defecation as the first thing to get up every morning. The teacher died on the spot.

I said to myself, "I am very creative. Ugliness is not my intention. Don't lose your temper I will live bravely and set off the beauty of the world! " ! ! ! ! In the days that followed, several teachers suffered misfortune one after another. Fortunately, no one died and there was no big leak. But my fame spread like wildfire and I became a celebrity in the city for a time. However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, and I deeply realized this.