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Life is like a river flowing eastward. It originated in the highest place, and the ice and snow were his predecessors ... zoom in.

Life is like a box of chocolates, every one of them is.

I didn't know what was in the candy until I ate it.

Life is like a mirror, frown at it, and it will frown at us when we are right.

When we smile at it, it smiles back at us.

Life is like a one-way street, there is no turning back.

Life is like a copper coin, everyone can use it at will, but only one copper coin can be used.

Once.

Life is like a bank, what you put in can be taken out with interest.

Life is like a cafeteria. You can choose what you want to eat without the help of the waiter.

Life is like a dream, and dreams are like life, which is another kind of life experience.

Life is like a canvas, it depends on yourself.

Life is like playing cards, you don't necessarily win if you get good cards, it depends on how you play them.

Life is like a joke, it has just begun. ...

Life is an incurable disease, but we must go on.

Life is like a comedy on the radio, sometimes it doesn't follow the script.

Life is like a cash register, in every account, every idea, every action, every purchase.

Selling, in and out are recorded.

Life is like a happy ending, it needs to run and show constantly.

Life is like playing chess. You have to think carefully every step to win.

Life is like a puzzle, don't let small pieces fall, or big pieces fall.

a chaotic state

Shakespeare said that life is like a play, life is a stage, and everyone plays his own role.

Role, and let everyone have a meaningful trip.

Life is still like taking a shit: a lot of helplessness, some people in the world feel that they have worked very hard! Maybe it's just a fart ...........................