Funny quotations from Yue Ming in Qin Dynasty

Qin classic funny quotations 1. If you like simple ones, I'll give you simple ones. -Gao Jianli

02, to deal with this kind of stuff, you need to use xiao cold? -Gao Jianli

03. What exactly did you do to Master? ! Nie Gai

04. I once did a very outrageous thing to that strange millet-Gao Xiao.

In fact, you are so beautiful, please call me if you need anything. Steal feet

Yan Lu: You.

Sean: Thank you.

07, hello baby, sister loves you. -Snow Girl

08. Are you here for a war or a blind date? ! -Big hammer

09. Yan Lu called Sean away and looked at Sean deeply in a quiet place where no one was there. "Ovary, you tell me the truth ..."

10, stepping on snow = family heirloom, stepping on people = family heirloom, family heirloom = family heirloom, so stepping on snow = stepping on people-Ziming

1 1, "If you want to deal with a rogue, you must find someone more rogue than him." The sledgehammer said (stared at by Mohist school), "I'm not talking about giants, I'm talking about boys."

12, Yu Shao beat the morning and stepped on it. Gao Xiao, Snow Girl, shoppers and a sledgehammer surrounded and stared.

Stealing feet: "well ... we need to find a giant ... to discuss."

Yu Shao: "Oh."

"... that's the man. "Steal feet pointing to the dawn on the ground.

13, Tian Ming: The word escape doesn't exist in my mind!

Hammer: There are few words in your mind!

14, my master played a set of powerful swordsmanship with pears and asked Tian Ming if he wanted to learn.

Dawn: "I never peel pears."

My master: "Do you think this knife method is used to peel pears?"

Dawn: "Ah, it can also be used to peel apples, but I also eat apples with the skin."

Tian Ming: Then let's go by horse.

Fatty Ding: Riding a horse? Where is it?

Dawn: Playing chess.

16, since you are a giant, you should study hard! Don't learn badly! -Big hammer

17, Gao Xiao: At that time, there were 24 people on the high walls on both sides of the soup kitchen. How did you knock them down at the same time?

Jing Ke: Hey hey, do you really want to know?

G: Yes.

Jing Ke: This is my unique skill. Promise me one condition, and I will be generous. Let me tell you something.

G: What conditions?

Jing Ke: Eh, what conditions? It's too difficult. I'm afraid you can't do it. Tell you what, I'll give you the simplest one. Tell me a joke and I'll tell you if it makes me happy.

G: Goodbye ... Jing Ke: There should be such a person without curiosity ... don't die. ...

18, Tian Ming: "Small Plantation"

Stealing feet: "Brother, you are so rude."

19. What black and thin old horse? This is a family heirloom. It has been handed down for more than 500 generations, and there is only one. Oh, yes, its name is Tredman. Ziming

20. The only giant of Mohism will be opened from today. -Dawn

2 1, Gao: You are very different from the legendary Jing Ke.

Jing Ke: You are exactly like the legendary Gao Jianli.

22. Miss Rong is right. Steal feet

23. Boy, do you think this is a restaurant or an inn? You want to eat for free! -The old man in the class

If you know what these are, you are not interested in watching the stars. -The old man in the class

25. Unfortunately, I am not as fast as you, that is, the speed of death! Steal feet

26. If a girl wants to chase me and I run to the end of the world, she will hug me. Steal feet

27, little brother, be careful what you say, or your sister will be angry. Crimson Lotus

28. It's hard for me to refuse ~-Yu Shao

Qin Shimingyue Classic Funny Quotations 2 Hundred Steps Flying Sword: One-blade Throat Flying Sword

Mohism: The world is white, only I am black, I don't attack Mohism, I love my life.

When the squad leader entered the office city, his slogan was: love all beings in the world, make a sword with soup.

Mo Yu Kirin: The night is dark and the wind is cold, which is intangible and inexplicable.

Owl Feather One Thousand and One Nights: It's time to slaughter the whole city.

Xiang: Although Chu is the death of three clans, Qin Bichu is the death.

Chivalrous way: five steps and a hundred people don't sharpen their swords for ten years, and they are lonely and chivalrous.

Wang Dao: Thousands of soldiers and civilians bow down to the eternal king of Jianghu.

Ink attack chess: the world is white, I am the only one, and people's livelihood is unbearable. Why can't I resist the ink door and love life?

Wang Daoxia said: Wang Mohao attacked the way of chivalry, not the way of chivalry.

Wang Daoxia said, The Chivalrous King Mo Dao asked Mo Wen.

Ink attack chess array: the killing game of soldiers array is a child's play, and the outcome is uncertain. Be careful of life and death

Magic sound box: magic, twelve or five tones, non-music collection, lotte rhyme, magic sound

Mohist public losers: Mohist organs, wood and stone, copper, seeking public losers.

White tiger: The tiger comes out of the mountain, scaring Gan Kun.

Organ beast: a magic weapon to sweep the whole army

Pioneering air billow: Amazing, Exquisite and Clever Destruction of Stones.

Organ umbrella: a wonderful trick, a hidden organ

Suzaku: The situation is like Kun Peng roaring in the sky.

Organ snake: dancing wildly, the sand moves mysteriously.

Bronze Man in Organ: Flying with Sword.