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No holidays. Tell me about it.
2. Look up and talk, and the focus is in this greeting room! I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best National Day you have ever spent!
3, laughter is the most convenient to take, the most nutritious, the most magical effect, and the least side effects such as sadness and trouble. Come to my house to apply beauty tonic on National Day!
4. Autumn is coming, National Day is coming, the sun is shining and the red flag is fluttering; Miss your loved ones and accompany them with love. How are you, mother of the motherland? Buy you a bunch of flowers and wish you a long life; I wish you a happy National Day and happiness forever.
Five, eleven long holidays, five pounds of homework.
6, the world is long, passers-by are in a hurry, and work hard for life; Some people are rich, others are poor, and their faces are swollen for vanity; The Jianghu is sinister. Take care of yourself and shed tears for your friends! Happy National Day!
7. I want to get out of my misery as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady.
I don't want to go to work in summer.
9. Isn't it just National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write my name on all the papers!
10, if you do your homework hard, it will be the last day of National Day.
1 1, I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish my National Day homework in three hours, but it's a fucking passive skill.1It won't start until the evening of October 7th.
12, take the exam directly after the National Day, then take part in the sports meeting directly, then hand out the examination papers, then hold a parent-teacher meeting, and finally it's over.
13, examination refers to the behavior of the actor who destroys others' body and mind in writing for the purpose of forcing others to study.
14, urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it! .
15, Taurus attaches great importance to sensory enjoyment, tastes authentic snacks and food, has a unique restaurant layout, and has light and pleasant music. Whether it is the ancient city of Chengdu or the metropolis of Hong Kong, it also gives you a sense of leisure.
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