The last joke

Once upon a time, there was a man who loved his girlfriend very much, but later his girlfriend dumped him and followed another rich man. Finally, the man hated her because of love and killed her. After the death of a woman, she resented her ex-boyfriend for killing her, so she became a female ghost and pestered him every night. The man was afraid, so he found a Taoist priest to help him exorcise ghosts. The Taoist priest said, "You must do three things: first, bury the woman well; Second, burn all her clothes before she dies; Third, the bloody clothes must be cleaned before the third night. "Soon, the first two things are done, and the remaining bloodstained garments. When he washes his bloody clothes, he can't wash them clean. He is in a hurry. Suddenly, the evil wind struck, all the lights went out, doors and windows banged, and the man was scared out in a cold sweat. At this time, the ghost of the woman floated up to him and said sadly, "Do you know why you can't wash this bloody dress?" The man shook his head, and the female soul continued, "because ... you are useless to Diao brand washing powder, idiot!" ! ! "