Joke Daquan hilarious short coax girlfriend.

1. Honey, don't you want to lose weight? At lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.

2. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

You came into my life, and I am preparing for your life.

After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

6. The story is long and the ending is short. The story begins with me and ends with you. Give an ending and marry me.

7. I won't allow you not to eat. People are iron rice and steel, and health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

8. Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.

9. For a woman, money is not the point, the point is that you can stay with her at every critical moment.

10. I have bright eyes, but I can't see you at any time. My ears are fine, but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have strong hands, but I can't hold your hand at any time. But I have a heart that can miss you at any time.