Smoking joke

"Don't you know that smoking is harmful to health?"

"Yes-"

I know, do you still smoke?

"Smoking is harmful, but healthy! ! "

"! ! ……"

Fifteenth-class smoker

First-class smoker: the great leader-there is no smoke or fire on him, and no one can see his heroic smoking.

Second-class smokers: ordinary leaders-good smoke and good fire, it is "soft Chinese gold Yuxi, such cadres are the best."

Third-class smoker: office director type-there is a fire and no smoke, and the variety of cigarettes on the table is dazzling.

Four-level smoker: boss type- N packs of cigarettes on his body, "hitting people" everywhere.

The fifth type of smoker: section chief type-two packs of cigarettes on the body, depending on the standard.

The sixth category of smokers: smokers can smoke or not-generally you don't smoke. Once you smoke, it must be a good cigarette.

The seventh type of smokers: small smokers-a single variety, unchanged, occasionally want to improve their lives or cope with occasions.

Eight-class heavy smoker: heavy smoker-if you don't care, you win by smoking.

The ninth type of heavy smoker: smoking-there is no smoke and no fire, only good smoke can touch it.

The tenth type of smoker: the miser type-there is smoke and fire on his body, but in many places, only the fire is pulled out, not the smoke.

The eleventh type of smokers: drug abuse is suspected of symptoms-there is smoke but no fire, and if there is no one around, I wish I could drill wood to make a fire.

Type 12 smokers: people who want to take advantage ―― when there is a light and no smoke, just wait for someone to hand him a cigarette.

The thirteenth type of smoker: who repeatedly claims to quit smoking, but still smokes-smoking without smoke and fire, even if you give it. I also want to set up a memorial arch.

Fourteenth-class smoker: waste type-there is no smoke or fire on you, you pick one, don't smoke two, and throw it away.

Grade 15 smoker: betrayal and apostasy-he was a heavy smoker, but fortunately he quit and showed off everywhere.