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Classic lines and dialogues in the movie Red women soldiers.
Characters: Xiao Pang, Hong Changqing, Ding Ding, Lao Si, Nan Batian, Big Manager, Big Girl, Huang Zhenshan, Qionghua, Honglian, Old Military Doctor and Agui.
Section 1 Dark streets
A dog barks, a gun goes off, and Qionghua runs past Hong Changqing with her head held high on a white horse, with assume running after her.
Xiao Pang: Hey, this must be Nanbatian's bully.
Hong Changqing: Well, the coconut grove is just ahead. Be careful.
(The servants caught Qionghua)
Who: Where are you going, you stinking slave?
Xiao Pang: Hey, it pains me to watch the enemy run amok. If I were on the battlefield, I would beat them up!
Hong Changqing: Don't worry, son, you'll get rid of it one day. After this, the Soviet area is in the lead.
Who: Stop, where did it come from?
Xiao pang: Guangzhou
Who: What do you do? Huh?
Hong Changqing: What nonsense! (Jumping off the horse) We are returned overseas Chinese from Nanyang.
Who (points to the suitcase and says to Xiao Pang): Open it.
Hong Changqing: Let them check it.
Ding Ding (takes out a stack of stationery and a pack of silver dollars from his suitcase): Take it away.
In the second quarter, the prison for eight days in the south
(Old Four whips Qionghua)
Old four: Still running? Son of a bitch. Bitch slave!
Qionghua: Run! Run if you can't stand it!
Who: Go, go, go.
(Hong Changqing and Xiao Pang walk into prison)
Who cares: grandpa four
Old four: What do you do?
Who: Rich overseas Chinese.
Old four: Yes.
Hong Changqing: You vigilantes are robbers! Go and call your commander-in-chief yourself!
In the third quarter, the living room of Nanbatian
Nanbatian: You are blind! Hum! This is a noble man with hands and eyes! The wealthy overseas Chinese family went home and built an ancestral temple. You see, from the chairman of Guangdong Province and the security commander to the directors of various departments, they are all famous, not to mention the giants in Hainan.
Chief steward: Old four, what's the matter with you?
Old four: They caught him as a god of wealth.
Chief steward: well, ask him to come and talk to him face to face? Laosi ...
Nan Batian: No, change clothes.
The fourth quarter south eight days' cell
Xiao Pang (calmly): Hey, Comrade Changqing, she told them to fight hard. She said she ran away several times.
Hong Changqing: Why did she run?
Xiao Pang: I didn't hear you clearly. She said vaguely, I want to be a female soldier and repay my deep hatred. Alas, the wind of establishing female soldiers has blown here.
Who cares: the general manager has arrived.
Nanbatian: How could you do this to Mr. Hong? The ignorance of inferior people will lead to many mistakes! Please.
Section 5 South Eight Days Guest Room
Old four: All my things are here. Please have a look.
Hong Changqing: No need.
Xiao Pang: Let's take all the donations and go home for the night.
Hong Changqing: Leaving overnight will arouse the suspicion of the enemy. Hold your horses. If he dares to pester us, we will never let him go. Take this opportunity to touch his bottom and prepare to hit him later!
Section 6 South Eight Days Living Room
Nanbatian: Treat him well. You must catch this big fish and use his relationship to handle arms for us in Guangzhou and Nanyang. Hey, look at this kid's shelf. It won't be hard for him to pay 500 guns, will it? !
Section 7 South Eight Days Living Room
Nanbatian: Now, the world belongs to the Chiang family, but Commander-in-Chief Jiang is still outside our Hainan Island for the time being.
Brother means, the timing is rare.
Hong Changqing: Right, right, right.
Who: Master Huang is here.
Huang Zhenshan: Master!
Nan Batian: Oh, come on, come on, this is the outlaw. It's rare to go down the mountain.
Huang Zhenshan: Huang Zhenshan, fate brother,
Hong Changqing (fuels): Nice to meet you.
Nan Batian: This is my manager and my brain trust.
Big girl: All the dishes are here. Please tell me.
Nanbatian: To scare Mr. Hong, let's have a banquet!
Big girl: Yes, a banquet!
Nanbatian: Please.
Big girl: Turn off the lights.
Nanbatian: Hehe, this is a little entertainment that the servant came up with. Two dragons play with beads and side dishes. Please drink this snake gall wine first. Your guests are very brave. Come on.
Hong Changqing: Thank you.
Nanbatian: Come on, come on, for prosperity, please.
Hong Changqing: Please.
(The big girl sings Cantonese opera)
Manager: Why didn't Mr. Hong bring his family with him when he returned to his hometown this time?
Hong Changqing: Oh, the journey was not peaceful. It is inconvenient to bring a wife. Tell a joke. I passed by Guizhai this time, and I misunderstood. If you don't meet the hospitable Nan Ge, then.
Nanbatian: Haha, come on, let's use vegetables.
Section 8 South Eight Days Living Room
Nanbatian: At present, there are only a few central armies on the island. Commander-in-Chief Jiang is busy encirclement and suppression of GD in the mainland, and most of them are armed by county militia groups.
Hong Changqing: Hey, just like the song in the play, the princes divide the land and rule each other.
Nanbatian: Well, yes, yes, yes, but we only have one enemy, that is, GD in Qiongya. His so-called Red Army was pieced together only this summer.
Huang Zhenshan: Well, only one regiment is really armed, and the others are patchwork.
Nan Batian: Haha, but the * * * production party will always be our threat. We should strangle him before his wings harden.
Hong, if you want to build a foundation in your hometown, you must first eliminate Guangdong. You and my brother can join hands with Hainan to compete for hegemony.
Hong Changqing: We should fight for this great river and mountain, but we must wait for my brother to repair the ancestral temple and do something satisfactory.
Nan Batian: Yes, filial piety is the foundation of human nature.
Old four: Go! (Passing the living room with Qionghua)
Hong Changqing: Brothers, there is one thing to ask.
Nanbatian: Go ahead, go ahead.
Hong Changqing: My mother is the hometown of Commander Nan. Now my mother lives in Guangzhou and wants to sell a girl who can speak her hometown dialect. Can you do it for her?
Nanbatian: It's a piece of cake. I should be helpful. If your mother wants to use a maid, she must choose a beautiful one. Look at that.
Huang Zhenshan: Boss, I think you should give up what you love, haha!
Hong Changqing: Hey, I dare not steal other people's love. Who is the girl who was put in just now?
Manager: Nothing, it's a bit against the family rules.
Nan Batian: That girl is not ugly, but a little rude.
Hong Changqing: Gnome male-"Girl, rough hands and feet are inevitable.
Nanbatian: Since Brother Hong doesn't dislike it, it's her fate. Please help her tidy up and ask her to accompany her tomorrow.
Section 9 Help South Gate
Nanbatian: Well, we'll discuss it in detail when Brother Hong returns from filial piety.
Hong Changqing: OK, OK.
Nanbatian: Please mount.
Hong Changqing (fuels): All right, see you later.
Nanbatian: bon voyage
Section 10 boundary ridge
Xiao Pang: Comrade Changqing, will you take her back to the division?
Hong Changqing: No, the headquarters can't be exposed. Doesn't she want to be a female soldier? Tell her to go to the red homesickness, just before the diversion,
Xiao Pang: Oh
(Hong Changqing gets off to help Qionghua untie the rope)
Qionghua: What are you doing?
Hong Changqing: Sister, turn around (untie the rope).
Qionghua: What do you want? grasp
Xiao Pang: Hahaha, which country is he from? Ha ha!
Hong Changqing: You are free, that is to say, you can go wherever you want, really.
Xiao Pang: Exactly.
(Qionghua turns and runs)
Hong Changqing: Hey, wait a minute (catching up)
Qionghua: What?
Hong Changqing: I want to ask, where are you going?
Qionghua: Never mind.
Hong Changqing: Hehe, I don't care. I mean, do you have a place to go? I'm afraid of your daughter's house ... Oh, where do you live?
Qionghua: Home? I have no home!
Hong Changqing: What? You have no home?
Qionghua: Three years ago, my father was killed by Nan Batian, commander-in-chief of Nan! Beat my mother into a disability and drive her out. She must starve to death. Well, why tell you this?
Hong Changqing: Don't you want to be a female soldier?
Qionghua: I'm going!
Hong Changqing: Well, I'll tell you. Now, go along this road and turn left. That's homesickness. If you dress up as a female soldier, there must be one. Do you know the way?
Qionghua: I can find it!
Hong Changqing: What's your name?
Qionghua: Qionghua Wu
Hong Changqing: OK, Qionghua, here you are (taking out four dimes from his pocket). You can buy something to eat on the way. Take it.
Qionghua excitedly took four silver immortals, ran a few steps, bowed back to Hong Changqing and ran in the direction of red homesickness.
Pang: Let's go.
Hong Changqing: Go ahead.
Section 1 1 Headquarters Station
Sentinel: Hey, Secretary Hong, you're back!
Hong Changqing: Hey, I'm back! Xiao Liu, where is the teacher?
Liu: There it is!
Hong Changqing (running to shake hands): Sir!
Teacher: You can come back!
Hong Changqing: I'm back!
Teacher: Look at you. Wow, that's interesting.
Hong Changqing: I got all the money back!
Teacher: Children!
Xiao Pang (salutes): Sir!
Liu: Give it to me.
Teacher: What's the matter, Xiao Wang? Get a meal quickly. Why so soon?
Hong Changqing: How can you be unhappy?
Teacher: Here, have a glass of water.
Hong Changqing: Well, with so many amulets and underground ideas, we went straight through the white area in disguise. Sir, the workers and comrades in Guangzhou, Haikou and Macau are really enthusiastic. They said yes, our donation is limited, but it is also a token of the working class's support for the Red Army. I heard that workers and comrades are so energetic in welcoming the revolutionary climax!
(Outdoor): Go and ask your commander-in-chief Nan to come in person! Ha! Comrade Changqing is really cool! Grab the shelf. After the old man from Nannan Batian came, he made a toast and offered cigarettes. Wow, haha!
Teacher: After you finish your meal, let's go to Hongsi Township, where everything is ready. Tomorrow morning, the inauguration ceremony will be held.
Hong Changqing: OK.
Teacher: This is the first women's revolutionary armed force in China. I thought you were a girl representing the army and couldn't make it to this ceremony.
Hong Changqing (stopping at his job): Hey, tomorrow morning? That Qionghua can do it!
Section 12 Training ground
Company commander (to Qionghua): You should apply and explain why you want to come.
Qionghua: Why did you come? Also ask why? ! (jerks the button open, revealing bloody whip marks) Just for this! Treason! Revenge! Kill those officials and eat the people's stomachs! Skin their dogs! I ~ ~
(Teacher and Hong Changqing and others come over)
Company commander (after saluting the teacher, shaking hands with Hong Changqing): Secretary Changqing!
Hong Changqing saw Qionghua: Teacher, this is the lesbian I told you about.
Teacher: OK, stay.
Hong Changqing: All right. (Walking towards Qionghua) You stay.
Qionghua: Hey, I have a sister.
Hong Changqing: OK, line up.
Qionghua: Go ahead.
Company commander: stand at attention, now the party representative is talking to us, at ease.
Hong Changqing (saluting female soldiers): Comrades, you are the first armed force of the women's revolution in China. In the past, you were all working women, suffering from heavy oppression and living a life inferior to that of cattle and horses. No one thinks highly of you, but from today on, you are 120, no, 122, and you have become a glorious soldier!
Section 12 Training ground
Hong Changqing (unbuttoning the wind button while walking): What's the matter with you?
Company commander: I hate that iron does not produce steel.
Hong Changqing: Your method is not very good (two people go to Qionghua).
Qionghua: I broke the discipline, but I can't leave the female soldier until I leave.
Hong Changqing: But why did you shoot?
Qionghua: Father-daughter feud.
Hong Changqing: Do you think you are the only one who bears a grudge? What proletarians don't cry! If everyone is trespassing, can it be done? You are a revolutionary soldier!
Qionghua: I see. I'll be out of discipline if I spy again.
Hong Changqing: Now is not the time to reconnoiter, it is the time to never violate discipline! Go on, go to the brig and reflect.
Qionghua: Yes.
Company commander: She violated the discipline of reconnaissance, but my handling method was also wrong. I will check with her.
Qionghua: I want to reflect.
Hong Changqing: Let's go.
Honglian: I'll also be held in solitary confinement. I squatted down with her.
Hong Changqing: Hehe, this is new. All right, you help her.
Honglian: Yes.
Section 13 brig
Qionghua: Sister Lian
Honglian: Did you get through?
Qionghua: Actually, I quite like the company commander. He was outspoken, but he kicked me out, huh! Training, fighting, what job I don't run ahead of?
Red-violet: Well, run ahead if you violate discipline.
Qionghua: I have only been in the army for three months.
Honglian: In terms of years, Secretary Changqing has only been in the army for two years. Are men better than women?
Qionghua: How can you say that? (Counting the four jewelry houses in his hand) You said, Secretary Changqing is really a man.
Honglian: What's the matter?
Qionghua: Secretary Changqing, he also taught you a lesson and punished you, but Secretary Changqing punished you and persuaded you!
Honglian: Secretary Changchun has made rapid progress, Qionghua. We must learn from such people. Where can I make progress?
Qionghua: OK, Sister Lian, please talk to me.
Honglian: Why don't you sleep?
Qionghua: I was thinking
Honglian: What do you think?
Qionghua: Sister Lian, tell me, why do Changqing's secretary and company commander know more and see farther than we do?
Honglian: Because they are party member.
Qionghua: Yes, Sister Lian, in two or three years, we will also become veterans, just like the company commanders and evergreen secretaries. At that time, we can both join the * * * production party.
Honglian: Yes, working hard for the working people.
Qionghua: Sister Lian, if we join the army together, we should join the party.
Honglian: Hmm.
Qionghua: Can you believe me? I will definitely correct my mistake.
Honglian: I believe, Qionghua, I believe. Go to sleep.
Section 14 Company departments
Honglian: It's just right for her to go.
Hong Changqing: Why didn't she come by herself?
Red-violet: She said she couldn't go out of the brig. She said it consciously.
Hong Changqing: Hehe! All right, you tell her to go back to the platoon and wait for orders.
Honglian: Yes.
Hong Changqing: Nanba is still waiting for me to go back to do big business. I think this clue can be reused.
Company commander: Well, for more than three months, I saw Feng Shui and built the ancestral temple, just in time.
Hong Changqing: Now separatist regimes are everywhere. Nanba days can't understand my whereabouts. I will be an overseas Chinese businessman again, seize the southern eight days and let the enemy lose the commander in chief. Look at that.
Company commander: We are safe now, but Secretary Changqing has to take some risks.
Hong Changqing: Nothing. The teacher has approved our plan. The time of the general attack is 1 p.m. (pulls out his pocket watch and looks at it. If we make it to the city, we will light three fires.
Section 15 South Eight Days Living Room
Nanbatian: Hahahaha, Brother Hong, why did you send such a big gift?
Hong Changqing: Native products, native products.
Qionghua: I want to repay your blessing, old housekeeper.
Nanbatian: I have been thanking you! Ouch!
Hong Changqing: Why is your brother Nan in poor health?
Nan Batian: This is a black gun fired by the producer of * * *.
Hong Changqing: Oh, is that true?
Nan Batian: If I don't avenge this shot, I will never be a man! Old four, did you catch the murderer?
Old four: arrested more than 20 suspects.
Nanbatian: OK, torture me!
Old four: Yes.
Nanbatian: Brother Hong came at the right time. I wonder what we talked about last time. ...
Hong Changqing: Oh, hehe, my brother has made up his mind. I dare not say that I will lose everything, but I will try my best to manage Hainan.
Nanbatian: Oh, dear friend, be decisive and prepare wine. Welcome Mr. Hong.
Hong Changqing (coughing): I feel cold occasionally, so I can't do it tonight, let alone Nan Ge. ...
Manager (standing up): Since Mr. Hong is in poor health and has been working hard on the pommel horse, please go to bed early.
Section 15 In Fu Nan's guest room
Hong Changqing: What's the situation around?
Qionghua: Nothing has changed ... it seems that someone is watching us.
Hong Changqing: That's it, Xiao Pang. Go back to Guangzhou first tomorrow. I will discuss some things with the southern commander here. I decided to stay a few more days.
Xiao Pang: Sir, isn't that old lady still waiting for you?
Hong Changqing: Let the old lady stay for a few days, so that she can relax.
Section 16 South Eight Days Bedroom
Qionghua (tying up Nan Ba Tian): Sir, the day of your crying has not arrived yet.
Pang: I'm ready.
Hong Changqing: Light three fires at the same time.
Section 17 headquarters clinic
Old military doctor: OK.
Hong Changqing: What happened?
Old military doctor: I survived without anesthesia. This sister is really strong.
Hong Changqing (coming over with concern): Qionghua, how do you feel?
Qionghua: Nothing, this is much better than being whipped by the landlord.
Section 18 boundary ridge
Qionghua: Secretary Evergreen
Hong Changqing (surprised): Qionghua, are all your injuries healed?
Qionghua: OK.
Hong Changqing: Come on, sit down and have a rest. Give it to me.
Qionghua: Passing by here again.
Hong Changqing: Yes, I came out of Nanbatian's house last autumn.
Qionghua: It seems like a lifetime ago.
Hong Changqing: Great changes have taken place. Now the Soviet area has also expanded and everything has changed.
Qionghua: People have also changed. You know, at that time, I hated you and doubted you. It's really ... it's really interesting. I dare tell you one thing.
Hong Changqing: Yes? Go ahead.
Qionghua: Well, I want to make up, get into the county to catch the opportunity of the temple fair, and get the head of Nanba back!
Hong Changqing: How many people are you taking?
Qionghua: I can do it alone.
Hong Changqing: What if you can't get it back?
Qionghua: He took mine. I want to kill Nan Batian for the honor of female soldiers, right? I personally sacrificed, which is also glorious, isn't it?
Hong Changqing (greetings to the masses): Da Die.
Da Die: Oh, back.
Hong Changqing: I'm back. Come on, sit down with me and I'll talk to you.
Section 19 Hong Changqing's room
Hong Changqing (pointing to the map): Qionghua, where do you think our Hainan Island is? Here it is. Look.
Qionghua: So small.
Hong Changqing: Look for our coconut grove again.
Qionghua: Well, where is it?
Hong Changqing: Hehe, yes, the place we just passed is very big, but there is not even a shadow on it, Qionghua. Think about it. Can such a big country be liberated by individual courage alone?
Qionghua: Oh, you are really enlightening.
Hong Changqing: Haha.
Qionghua: Don't laugh. I am sincere. I don't understand how you can understand so many things, read so many books and learn so many things.
Hong Changqing (cutting coconut): What great knowledge do I have? When I was a child, I followed my father on the boat and ran to Nanyang. I didn't go to school until I was in my teens. I bought the book at the expense of Guangzhou Ocean Trade Union. It turns out that I miss my middle school days. However, the trade union demanded that the reactionaries give me a massacre. My father told them to throw sacks into the Pearl River.
Qionghua: Where's Mom?
Hong Changqing (heavily): I don't know. After her father died, she went blind (poured Qionghua a bowl of coconut juice with a serious expression, and then picked up the coconut and drank it).
Qionghua: That is to say, every prole is soaked with tears.
Hong Changqing: Based on this, any proletarian who dares to light a fire will burn down the landlord's house for him. But if you want to light a fire and burn down the old society, you have to rely on the collective and the whole class.
Qionghua: I remember every word all my life.
Section 20 The threshing floor
Hong Changqing: Comrades, comrades, we celebrate the bumper harvest, and at the same time, we also congratulate Agui and Honglian on their big day. We congratulate the revolutionary couple on their long life and the revolution to the end! (warm applause)
Qionghua: Hey, jump! (In the joyful song and dance, Hong Changqing knocks on the tinkling wood and watches Qionghua dance affectionately. )
Section 2 1 Company Department
(Xiao Pang gallops from a distance on horseback)
Hong Changqing: OK, let's get started.
Xiao Pang: Comrade Changqing.
Hong Changqing: Xiao Pang.
Xiao Pang: The Knights (handing Hong Changqing a letter)
Hong Changqing (reading the letter): The enemy is dispersing and surrounding the Soviet area. Our main force is behind enemy lines, attacking the enemy in the starry night. The female soldiers immediately pulled out two platoons to follow the main force, leaving one platoon to stall the enemy on the border ridge leading to the vast Soviet area. The eight-day troops in the south must be delayed in order to cooperate with the main force and split up to destroy the enemy. In order to crush the enemy's encirclement and suppression thoroughly, the party called on all comrades to defend the revolutionary cause with their lives.
(Hong Changqing takes out a pen from his coat pocket and replies in the letter: Complete the task resolutely! Hong Changqing)
Hong Changqing (to the company commander): You take the first and second platoon and follow the main force to the enemy's rear, and the third platoon and other company personnel follow me to the border ridge.
Company commander: No, I'll go to Fenjieling! You bring troops to support the main force.
Hong Changqing: Don't argue. We have no time, and your burden is not light. Everything is aimed at completely crushing the enemy's encirclement and suppression. Let's act! See you at the victory meeting! (Two comrades shake hands and salute)
Company commander: Goodbye!
Hong Changqing: Xiao Pang, go back to the department immediately and report our situation to the department leader.
Xiao Pang: Yes! Evergreen simultaneous, see the enemy coming.
Hong Changqing (buttoning Xiao Pang's coat): Don't worry, it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold on the way. Okay, let's go, let's go.
Gui (to Honglian): I'm going to the enemy's rear with my main force. Look, you are seven or eight months pregnant. At this point, I ...
Honglian: Oh, don't worry about me. My little guy has been with me this year.
Qionghua: How are you?
Honglian: Never mind, good sister. You have a combat mission, so leave this job to me. I will definitely evacuate the wounded and their families to safety.
Section 22 Boundary Ridge
In the dark, the soldiers entered the position.
Hong Changqing: Take cover!
Qionghua: Quick! Here!
Hong Changqing: Prepare for battle.
Section 23 Boundary Ridge
(The fighting is going on fiercely)
Hong Changqing: Concentrate fire to block the bridge deck (heavy artillery fire)
Enemy officer (looking at the telescope): Not the main force of the army, but there are some women shining in the position.
Nanbatian: This is a military tactic. Don't underestimate these bitches.
Old four: Boss, it doesn't look like the main force.
Hong Changqing: Save bullets.
Hong Changqing: Comrades, we can't let the enemy go forward! (Suddenly shot in the left arm)
The soldiers beat back the enemy's crazy attack again.
Elder sister: The enemy was beaten back by us again!
Hong Changqing: Concentrate the bullets and prepare for the enemy's counterattack.
Hong Changqing (to Qionghua): Your Class One and Class Two and the wounded should evacuate immediately.
Qionghua: OK, but, this.
Hong Changqing: The blockade here has been completed. Class 3 and I will cover you.
Qionghua: No, you all go. I will cover.
Hong Changqing: Comrade Qionghua, at your command. The Party has approved your application for joining the Party and that of Hong Lian. From now on, you are not an ordinary soldier, but a vanguard soldier in the proletarian stage. If we can't withdraw from the position, then the party member you quit will become a battle fortress in the future, and you will shoulder the heavy responsibility until victory.
Qionghua: I remember everything.
Hong Changqing: If we are cut off by the enemy, you will seize Nanbatian's leg. Ok, accept the first task after joining the party!
Qionghua: Yes! The general branch secretary, (saluting, taking a few steps and turning back, handed Hong Changqing four silver immortals), will be my first dues if he is cut off by the enemy.
(Hong Changqing holds four silver coins tightly in his hand. After a fierce gun battle, Hong Changqing buried his briefcase in the ground and threw a Grenade, but he finally fell down.
Section 24 In the ruined temple
Old four: Boss, he's awake again.
Nan Batian (gnashing her teeth): Bring it to me.
(Two thugs come in with an injured Hong Changqing. Hong Changqing stumbled to see the "confession" on the table and sneered.
Sit down slowly)
Nanbatian: I valued you from the first time I saw you, and I still value you now, Mr. Hong.
Hong Changqing (sneer): Hum.
Nan Batian: As long as you can lead the female soldiers to surrender, you will be prosperous.
Hong Changqing (sneer): Gnome male-".
Nanbatian: OK, I'll wait for you for a few more minutes.
(Hong Changqing looks at the words "Long live the China Producers' Party" on the wall inside the temple, with a smile on his face. He wrote "self"
The words "book" were crossed out and dipped in ink, saying "It doesn't matter if you behead, kill Hong Changqing for the truth, and"
Later generations ",then throw the pen aside and turn away freely).
Nan Batian (angrily): OK, I'll kill you for your sincerity! Get me out of here! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
Section 25 Under the big banyan tree
Hong Changqing: Long live China and the Soviet Union! Down with Kuomintang rule! Long live China Productivity Party!
(The blazing flame drowned our dear evergreen secretary! Grief! ! ! ! )
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