A humorous story with inappropriate words.

In the old years, someone held a banquet at home to entertain those who had helped him, and one invited four guests. It's almost noon, and one person hasn't arrived. So he said to himself, "Why hasn't the right person come yet?" One of the guests listened and thought, "I shouldn't have come before the one who should have come?" So I got up and left. The man regretted his mistake and said, "I shouldn't leave again." Another guest thought, "I shouldn't leave." It seems that I should have left long ago! " , also leave. The host was very sorry to see that he had angered the guests by his careless words. His wife also complained that he couldn't speak, so she argued, "I'm not talking about them." The last guest listened and thought, "Not them! That's just me! " Then he sighed and left. 1 a girl in senior three said ~ ~ I walked more than you ate salt. ~ 2 The fish at home died and floated to the surface. I shouted, "Dad's floating up! ! ! "Last weekend, at the gate of Hualian, someone who looked like a student asked me to donate money for love. My classmate just had 100 yuan in his pocket and no change at all, so he blurted out-"I'm sorry, I really don't have love!" I was going to say that the change was gone. ) 4 primary school students went to the army to express their condolences. The counselor read a letter "Dear Leaders". I probably saw a group of people under the stage, and their minds were hot and they said, "Dear martyrs! "One of my classmates and I were discussing the Three Kingdoms! I asked the military commanders in the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said, "Haven't you heard that Red Rabbit is in the middle and Lu Bu is in the middle? "On the way home, I saw a stall selling turtles, and a small sign was set up next to it to attract business. I only heard the students seriously reading to the small blackboard: "Ba-Xi-Xiao-Cai-Dian! "Oh, my God ... it's obviously a Brazilian tortoise. When I was in college, my classmates went to Sichuan restaurant for corruption. I ordered a pig's head when I ordered it. After talking for a long time, the waitress couldn't understand. A classmate smiled and pointed to his head and said to the waitress, "Here! Pig head meat! "Miss:" Oh … I see! " "From then on, this gentleman had the nickname" pig's head meat ". When I was in junior high school, once, before the exam was over, the teacher said, Please put the table on the test paper and you can go out. I laughed wildly, and it took the teacher and other students a long time to react. 9 Once I went shopping with my friends, I was so excited to talk while walking that I stepped on an aunt and wanted to say, "I'm sorry!" " Excuse me! "The result is" thank you! Thank you! " Then we walked away while chatting ... 10 A sister in our dormitory often made these mistakes, because we studied Chinese, so we all said four words. Her classic words are "jumping off a building" and "being cheated". 1 1, our class teacher said, "Some students are afraid to take a ruler in the math exam in case someone asks you to draw a triangle. Diagonal line of triangle? ! ! 12 went to Hengshan to play in college. I was halfway up the mountain. When I was tired, I just wanted to have a rest. I saw a souvenir on the roadside-buying Obasan. Go up and ask: "Wife ..."13 Add one: When I go to work early in the morning, several employees of the company and the boss get into the elevator together. One of the directors looked at the boss's tired face and said, please, boss. As a result, the office building laughed all day. 14 I used to have peas on my face, which was medically called acne. I want to go to the hospital, take the registration form and say to the doctor, "doctor, take a look at it for me." I have hemorrhoids on my face! " ! "At that time, the doctor's mouth and eyes were crooked, and his mouth was open for a long time, unable to speak. Everyone who saw the doctor next to him fell down! 15 when the plane landed. I heard the stewardess say this in a very gentle tone: "The toilet is descending, please don't get on the plane!" " "The plane is descending, please don't go to the toilet.

//tieba.baidu/f？ Kz=483767 19 1 On the first day of school, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "Xiaoming, 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then go home and ask your family." Xiao Ming went to ask his mother, who was quarrelling with others. Xiao Ming asked, "Mom 1+ 1=?" Mom said, "Asshole!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= asshole; Xiaoming went to ask his father again. Dad is drinking beer. Xiao Ming asked, "Dad 1+ 1=?" Dad said, "Cool!" Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= cool; Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is watching TV. Xiao Ming asked, "Grandpa 1+ 1=?" Grandpa said, "gangster!" "Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= gang boss; Xiaoming asked his sister who was singing the national anthem: people who don't want to be slaves! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= people who don't want to be slaves; Xiaoming went to ask his sister who was singing children's songs: rabbit, open the door! Xiao Ming knows 1+ 1= bunny opens the door. The next day, the teacher asked, "Xiaoming 1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming said, "Bastard.