I just broke up. I am in a bad mood. Can you tell a joke?

1, I met a couple chatting on the road. The man said: "Take the card, just brush it, no password!" "

I thought I really met a local tyrant in real life. When I looked, I found a bus card!

When I was shopping in the supermarket, I happened to meet my junior high school classmates. I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and the children are in primary school.

The little girl is cute, with a sweet mouth and uncle's crying voice. As soon as I am happy, I will give her all the snacks in the shopping cart.

3. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and heard a thief rummaging around the house, thinking that I was eight feet long and as strong as an ox, I could clean him up anyway, so I turned over the quilt and fell asleep ...

Xiaoming hasn't looked for a job since graduation. He plays games at home all day, but his mother won't listen to his earnest persuasion.

One day, his father said to him seriously, "your game equipment is too rubbish." Get a job, and then have money to buy good equipment. "

The next day, Xiao Ming really went to look for a job!

5. I saw a bad review when I was shopping online: the seller was nice and the service was good. This towel wiped my face very well and gave me a box of masks and two lollipops.

Do you think I will give you a good review for being so excellent? You are wrong, I will give you a bad review! Why? Sometimes, the world is so incredible.

6. I plan to open a health care shop. The name of the shop is Hui, and all technicians are called Manager Zhang, Manager Li and Manager Sun. . .

In this way, when the customer's wife checks the post by phone, the customer doesn't have to lie, just say, "Oh, I'm in a meeting, right, right, I'm with Manager Zhang, and I won't be back for a while." Ha ha ha, Emma is going to send it!