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The picture of the wolf in the first paragraph of classical Chinese

1. The original simple classical Chinese comic "Wolf" was slaughtered and returned late, and it was full of meat, leaving only bones.

On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way. Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone.

The wolf has a bone to stop, and the wolf still comes from. After the re-voting, the post-wolf stopped and the former wolf came again.

The bones are exhausted. And the combination of two wolves is the same.

Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy. There is a wheat field (cháng) in Gu Ye, where the owner accumulates his salary and is covered with hills.

Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder. Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other.

When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him. After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle.

Tu suddenly and violently, one knife to cut the wolf's head, several knives to kill it. Fang wanted to go, but after turning to pay, a wolf hole was among them, which meant to tunnel in and attack the back.

The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed. After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock.

It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy. The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing.

A butcher came home at night, and the meat in his burden was sold out, leaving only bones. On the way, he met two wolves and followed him at a distance. The butcher was so scared that he threw the bones at them.

One wolf stopped after getting the bone, and the other wolf followed. The butcher threw the bone at the wolf again, and the one who got the bone stopped, followed by the wolf who got the bone earlier.

The bones in the bag have been thrown away, but the two wolves are still chasing together as before. The butcher was very embarrassed and anxious, afraid of being attacked by wolves.

He looked around and saw a wheat field in the wild. The owner of the wheat field piled firewood in the middle of the wheat field and built it like a hill. The butcher ran over, leaned under the woodpile, put down the burden and picked up the knife.

The wolf dared not go forward and stared at the butcher. After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front of the butcher like a dog.

After a long time, it seems that its eyes are closed and its expression is very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut off the wolf's head with one knife and cut the wolf several times.

The butcher was about to leave when he turned around and saw the back of the woodpile. He found a wolf digging a hole in the woodpile, trying to get out of the hole and attack the butcher from behind. The wolf's body has entered a half, showing only * * * and its tail.

The butcher cut off its thigh from behind and killed it with several knives. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep to deceive his opponent.

The wolves were too cunning, but after a while, both wolves were killed. How many tricks can the beast have? It's just a joke.

2. How to divide the rhythm of the full text of Wolf in classical Chinese? How to draw a picture of killing/returning late, forbearing middle/meat, only having/leaving bones. On the road/two wolves form a long road. Kill fear, throw/throw bones. A wolf/bone, a wolf/still comes from. Reply/throw, the back wolf stopped/the front wolf came again. The bones are exhausted, and the two wolves drive together as before.

Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy. Gu ye/there is a wheat field, and the owner/the salary is full of mountains. Tu Nai/Ben leans down, shoulder/knife. Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other. When I was a child, a wolf/path left and another dog sat in front. After a long time, my eyes/eyes seem to fade and I feel very idle. The slaughter broke out suddenly, and he cut off the wolf's head with one knife and stabbed it several times to kill it. If you want to leave, you can look around/accumulate salary. There is a wolf/hole in it, which means the tunnel goes in/attacks the back. I'm half in, only showing my tail (kāo). After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock. I/the former wolf dozed off and covered it to lure the enemy.

The wolf was also afraid, but he died twice in an instant, so the beast became cunning/geometric? Stop laughing.

Our teacher gave an open class in an accidental class. After that, about that emotion, the first paragraph should be lower to set off the tension, and there was the sentence "Reply/vote, the wolf stopped/the wolf came again." The bones are gone, and the two wolves are driving together. "

Read and say nervously.

The third paragraph is the same, that is, the last one that wants to drag on a little longer.

Pay special attention to the rhythm of "a dog sitting in front" in the fourth paragraph!

The last paragraph points out the main idea of the article, so come and ask the questions you want to see with special doubts!

Hehe, I hope I can help you. My penis ~ ~ ~)

3. "Wolf" in Quanpin Classical Chinese There was a wolf in Sang Yu, Huang. He was so hungry that he went to the village to steal pigs.

When you get to the pigsty, first open the pen door and prepare to escape. The pig fell asleep. It relaxed its front paws and scratched the pig. The pig was covered with lice. It's very comfortable to scratch, and the trotters are flat and at the mercy of others.

For a long time, the wolf bit the pig's ear gently, made it stand up, stood side by side with himself, tapped the pig's ass with its tail and rode together. When he went out, he began to attack violently and went to the canyon. The wolf was fierce and jumped at his throat, drinking his blood and eating his meat, but he left peacefully. People who are now imprisoned for graft are no different from those pigs.

There is a wolf in Huang Sang Valley. He was so hungry that he went to the village and stole a pig. When he ran to the pigsty, he first made a hole in the pigsty door and prepared to escape. He secretly saw the pig sleeping soundly, and then gently stretched out his front paws to tickle the pig. There are many lice on the pig, which makes him feel very comfortable. At his most comfortable time, the pig's hooves were completely flat and at the mercy of the wolf. Let him stand up, stand side by side with himself, pat the pig gently with his tail, and go out head-to-head together. Far from home. Only when the wolf's tail touches the whip will he become anxious. When he reached the ravine, the wolf's ferocious face was completely exposed. He suddenly grabbed the pig's throat, drank its blood, ate its meat, and then left quietly. Today, it seems that he is insatiable and takes bribes. .

4. About the psychological description of "Wolf" in classical Chinese, there is a passage of about 300 words. A butcher went to the market to sell meat, but he sold it out very late. His burden is only a few bones left. Unfortunately, when he came home, he met two very hungry wolves. No matter whether the butcher walks fast or slow, the wolves follow the butcher closely for a long time.

The butcher was very scared and thought, "this is not the way to go on!" Don't let two wolves come home with me? ! No, absolutely not. Oh, I have to do something! By the way, there are some bones left on the bear anyway. It's better to take them to honor grandma wolf, and maybe get back a life. Well, that's it! "

So the butcher picked a long and thick bone and threw it to the wolf. A wolf grabbed the bone and wolfed it down in the same place. The big one didn't get the bone, but he seemed very dissatisfied and followed the butcher. After watching "Destroying Wealth and Eliminating Disasters", the butcher threw all the remaining bones to another wolf. The other wolf stopped, and the butcher breathed a sigh of relief and walked home quickly step by step. However, I don't know when another wolf followed. It seems that it has finished eating the bones that the butcher just threw at it. At this time, the bear's bones were gone, but the two wolves had finished eating the bones and still followed the butcher.

The butcher thinks the situation is not good, and the bones have been thrown away, but the wolf is still behind, and he doesn't want to kill himself! This is terrible! The butcher quickly looked aside, looking for a hiding place. At this time, he saw a wheat field next to him, and the owner of the wheat field just piled firewood in the middle of the wheat field. This is a good place to avoid wolves! The butcher thought, it's very kind of the master. You must come and thank him some other time.

So the butcher ran to the bottom of the woodpile, put down the burden, picked up the butcher's knife and prepared to fight the wolf at any time. The wolf dare not take a small step forward easily when he sees this kind of battle, for fear of being killed by the butcher. ...

After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf sat in front of the butcher like a dog. Gradually, his eyes seemed to close and his expression seemed to relax. The butcher thought, "This wolf is really a bad thing! If you eat my bones for free and want to hurt me, you can bear it, but you can't, then you don't have to bear it anymore! Damn it, I want to fight you! You are a stinking pervert! " The butcher's grip on the knife became stronger, and he whispered, "If the tiger is not arrogant, just treat me as a sick cat!" " ! Today I will show you my strength! "Say that finish, the butcher jumped in front of the wolf and split for a while. It is estimated that after the wolf died, he picked up the burden and wanted to leave. He turned to look back when he heard the sound of hay breaking behind him. He saw a wolf digging a hole and trying to attack himself from behind. Half of his body is gone, only showing * * * and tail. The butcher angrily cut off the wolf's leg from behind and said, Soon, the wolf died, too. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep to confuse himself so that his companion's trick could succeed, but he failed in the end! The butcher pulled the tails of two wolves, ready to take them home, skin and slaughter them, and sell them at a good price in the market tomorrow to make up for the bone loss lost to wolves today. The butcher went home contentedly!

The wolf was very cunning, but soon they both died. How many skills can these animals use? ! It's just a joke to us.

The above is for reference, and your approval is the motivation for my answer. Please adopt it.

5. The first person of the classical Chinese wolf (wolf's perspective) is urgently rewritten. Bad luck today. I didn't catch any rabbits. It's already evening, my eldest brother and I are wandering on the roadside, growling with hunger, holding a glimmer of fantasy and hope, waiting for the arrival of prey.

Suddenly, a butcher appeared at a fork in the road in the distance, burly and carrying a burden. Our eyes suddenly lit up. Now it's getting late and there are few people, so let's get started quickly. So my eldest brother and I followed the butcher.

There are some bones left in the butcher's burden. He may have found us, so he quickly threw a bone out. I stopped to chew the bone first, and the eldest brother continued to chew. Alas! We have been hungry all day. How can these bones solve our hunger? When the butcher threw the second bone, my eldest brother stopped to chew the bone and I followed. We agreed that we must not let this fat sheep go tonight!

Ok, the bones are finished, and the brothers continue to follow him, ready to wait for an opportunity to start! The butcher was sweating with fear. As for us, we are even more proud, planning how to subdue him at one stroke. Who would have thought that after the butcher arrived at a wheat field in the field, he suddenly ran to a pile of firewood like a mountain, put down his burden and picked up a butcher knife at us.

Eldest brother said, can't make a move, he is armed, we should guard against. The butcher stared at us, and we really dared not jump forward, so we stared at him. However, this is not the way. Big brother came up with a good idea. It made me pretend to sleep in front of the butcher and let the butcher relax his guard. He pretended to leave, but in fact he wanted to sneak up from behind the firewood pile.

The plan was made, and the eldest brother went straight away. As for me, I crouched in front of him like a dog, slightly closed my eyes, looked carefree and pretended to be sleeping. Suddenly I felt that my head was cut by something sharp, and then I was stabbed several times. Alas, I lost my life before I could fight back. Really die unsatisfied!

(When I arrived in the underworld, I was about to talk to Yan when my eldest brother came. I caught up with him and asked where it came from. Eldest brother said that half of his body and head had been drilled into the firewood pile, and he almost got it, but the butcher cut off his leg from behind and killed him mercilessly. Alas! Death is more unfair than me! I didn't expect my two wolves to be so cunning that they all died at the hands of a human in the blink of an eye. What a joke! )

6. The article "Wolf" in classical Chinese tells the story of a butcher who defeated two wolves with wisdom and courage. The author describes the wolf's greed, madness and cunning with anthropomorphic techniques and concise language, especially the description of the wolf's movements and demeanor, such as "one wolf walked past" and the other wolf "the dog sat in front" ... his eyes were vague and his mind was idle ",which vividly revealed the wolf's sinister and cunning. While portraying the butcher, we can also see the author's ingenuity. Fear of slaughter shows the butcher's timidity and flinch; In a few words, I wrote the psychological process of the butcher from necessity to despair and self-defense. The final discussion revealed a truth: in the face of fierce enemies, only dare to fight and be good at fighting can we win the final victory.

[Edit this paragraph] Text analysis

Flexible use of parts of speech

Hole: Nouns make holes as verbs. A wolf hole.

Tunnel: Nouns are used as adverbials from tunnels. It is going to dig a tunnel to attack the rear.

Dog: Nouns are adverbials, like dogs. A dog is sitting in the front.

Common words

"Stop" is the same as "only", but. There are only bones left. Stop the dew. Stop laughing.

polysemy

Stop at the bone. Stop it, the wolf will get the bone.

Meaning expression, meaning what leisure. Yes, it means that authentic people should attack the back.

Enemy threat, coercion refers to being threatened by the enemy before and after the attack. Enemy, enemy cover to lure the enemy.

In front, I am afraid of being attacked by the enemy. Go forward, the wolf dare not go forward.

Usage of function words

( 1)

Pronoun, it, refers to the wolf, killed with several knives. Auxiliary words, yes, the changes of animals are geometric.

Auxiliary words, syllable adjustment, no translation, long time. Auxiliary words, located between the subject and the predicate, are not translated, but the two wolves still drive together as before.

(2) to

Preposition, throwing bones. Preposition, used to cut the wolf's head with a knife.

Conjunction, the purpose will follow. Conjunction, used as a cover to lure the enemy.

③ The meaning of "Qi"

(1) Fear the enemy from front to back. (of wolves). (2) Wages accumulated by the owners. (of a threshing floor).

(3) Tu Naiben relied on it. (of firewood piles). (4) a wolf hole in it. (collecting firewood and grass).

(5) The intention is to dig tunnels and let people attack the rear. (of a butcher). ⑥ Break its shares after committing suicide. (of wolves).

[Edit this paragraph] Note

1. From three wolves in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio. This is the third one. Pu Songling (1640- 17 15), born in Zichuan (now Zibo), was a writer in Qing Dynasty.

2. Slaughter: Slaughter. This refers to butchers, people who kill livestock and sell meat.

3. Go far: follow closely and go far. Affix, connection, here means to follow closely.

4. Stop: Only through

5. throw it at the bone: that is, "throw it at the bone"

6. follow: follow.

7. Parallel drive: catch up together.

8. embarrassed: embarrassed and urgent.

9. Enemy: Hostility means coercion and attack.

10. Gu: Look, look.

1 1. Cumulative salary: firewood. Wage, firewood, here refers to wheat straw.

12. Covered with hills: Covered like hills. Cover it. Cover. Cover.

13. Relax: This refers to unloading.

14. Look at each other: stare at the butcher. The way you look at it.

15. hour: a period of time.

16. Path: Go straight.

17. Dog sitting in front: crouching in front like a dog.

18. Jiuchi: It's been a long time. Therefore, auxiliary words and regulating syllables have no real meaning.

19. Xun: Close your eyes.

20. I am carefree: I look carefree. Meaning, here refers to expression and attitude. Leisure, leisure.

2 1. Violence: Suddenly.

22. kill: kill.

23. hole: make a hole in it. Hole, here as a verb.

24. Tunnel: Used as a verb here, meaning to drill a hole.

25. Qi: * * *.

26. thighs: thighs.

27. catnap: the original meaning is to take a nap without taking off your clothes. It means pretending to sleep here. Sleep, sleep.

28. Guy: This means "original".

29. The geometry of the beast's deception: How many kinds of deception can the beast have? Deception, deception, deception. Geometry, how much.

30. Stop laughing: this will only add to people's jokes.