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Please help me. I need a script for comparing students' compositions on campus. Someone please help me ~ ~ Thank you.
Curtain rises: Wang Xiaoshan is holding a box of milk, and Zhang Li meets him.
Li: Xiaoshan, didn't you have breakfast?
Sa: Oh, I bought a box of milk.
Li: I also buy a box of milk. [Don Wu]
Feng: Xiaoshan, did you buy milk?
Sa: I didn't have breakfast
I also want to buy a box of milk. All poor students drink milk.
[Wu, Zhang]
Li: Hill, I have some bread here. Do you want it?
Sa: Oh, I don't want it, I don't want it.
Liesl: Eat!
Sa: I have milk.
Li: Then drink the milk quickly.
Sa: Hey!
[Wu]
Feng: I drank milk.
Li: What's the fuss about people drinking a box of milk?
Feng: My family lives in a poor mountainous area. It's really not easy for him to get into college, is it? I heard that he was able to go to college because of the money from the village, and our school gave him a student loan. We usually help him a lot!
Li: Wu Feng, what happened to your eyes?
Feng: Eyes? Nothing!
Liesl: Nothing!
Feng: Ah!
Liesl: Then why do you underestimate everyone?
Feng: Oh, dogs look down on people ... I have dog eyes! I mean, isn't it a little too much for him to drink milk in public?
Liesl: Which one?
Feng: If we buy him milk, he can drink it. But he bought this milk himself!
Li: What's the difference between others drinking you?
Feng: Oh, don't forget that he is a poor student!
Liesl: Shh! [Down the hill, milk on the chair] Wang Xiaoshan, Wang Xiaoshan! Wu Feng, how can someone hurt you if you drink a box of milk?
Feng: He didn't hurt me!
Liesl: I tell you, you are hurting others now!
Feng: I'm discussing this milk phenomenon with you. (Picking up milk from the mountain) Ni Kan, and half a box. Isn't that a waste? [accidentally drank the milk on the mountain]
Liesl: Would people leave without your complaints?
Feng: Did I mumble? Ok, ok, everyone helps him not to let him drink milk, but to make him study better, finish his studies and reduce her burden and pressure!
Li: You mean people have to live like steamed bread and pickles every day, right?
Gao Feng: Oh, my God! That's not what I meant. I mean, is there any harm in using other people's money to drink milk to help him?
Liesl: I still hurt you!
Feng: Alas, he is a poor student. ...
Li: What happened to those poor students? Qian Xuesen, Chen Jingrun and Hua are all poor students!
Feng: Xiaoshan looks like them!
Liesl: I think there is something wrong with your eyes!
Feng: My eyes, hey, I'm discussing this phenomenon with you. Why do you want to make personal attacks? What happened to my eyes? All right! All right! All right! All right! Calm down! He drank a box of milk today, and will probably go to bars and discos tomorrow, and buy a mobile phone the day after tomorrow. Hello! People's desires will swell!
Li: Wu Feng, didn't someone just drink a box of milk? How did it expand to bars, disco dancing and mobile phones?
Feng: (pointing to his clothes) What is this?
Liesl: Famous brand!
Feng: There is one! Nike shoes, Wang Xiaoshan has a pair! Pierre Cardin pants, Wang Xiaoshan has one!
Liesl: What does this mean?
Feng: Love vanity!
Liesl: I know, Wang Xiaoshan. You can't say such things!
Feng: OK! All right! Impossible [Hill holding a bag to Hill] Did you hear that? She said it was impossible. (To Zhang Li) Zhang Li, speak of the devil and he will come! Hill, when did you come?
Sa: I'm new here, huh? Where is my milk?
Feng: Here it is! [Wu Feng happens to be with the milk in the hill]
Sa: Oh, drink it!
Feng: (embarrassed) Just drank it? ! Hill, I'm afraid of waste!
Sa: nothing, you drink!
Feng: No, I don't want to drink this half box of milk. I thought you wouldn't come back, so I put it ...
Sa: Drink it!
Feng: Yes, no! Did you just leave? Put the milk here. I'll check it out. There's half a box left. I drank it.
Sa: Drink it!
Feng: No, I really don't want to drink this half box of milk. What just happened?
Li: You don't want to drink this half box of milk, but you drank this half box of milk!
Feng: Hey! By the way, I drank half a box of your milk.
Sa: I'm not sick. Drink it!
Feng: Oh dear! I didn't! Oh, dear!
Li: Wu Feng, don't worry, speak slowly!
Feng: Shut up! Let me think, let me think, just now I mentioned poor students drinking milk, people's desires, wearing famous brands, and your changes!
Sa: My change? !
Feng: (realizing being omitted) Oh, Xiao Shan, you are so boring! Why do you leave when you say it, and come when you say it?
Sa: Wu Feng, I heard everything you just said.
Feng: Huh? !
Liesl: Heroes should be heroes!
Sa: Wu Feng, we are all classmates. If I do something wrong, you point it out and I accept it humbly.
Feng: (Right) Look, look, how well Xiao Shan speaks!
Li: Wu Feng, if you have something to say, just say it.
Feng: Just say it! Hill, there's something I have to tell you!
Sa: OK!
Feng: Let me know if you have any difficulties in the future! [Cell phone rings] I have to take this call. [looks at the phone] It's not mine. Zhang Li, call you.
Liesl: It's not mine either!
Feng/Li: Xiao Shan, your phone! Wang Xiaoshan used his cell phone!
Liesl: That's exactly what you said. Desire will keep expanding!
Feng: What did I say? Desire is expanding!
Liesl: But I didn't expect him to come so soon! Wang Xiaoshan, I just defended you. I think we are equal, sincere and can trust each other. Unexpectedly, the world is changing too fast.
Feng: Don't be naive, ok? We should be happy that Wang Xiaoshan uses mobile phones, which shows that he has got rid of poverty!
Liesl: Wang Xiaoshan, let me ask you, where did you get this mobile phone?
Sa: I bought this myself.
Liesl: Did you buy it yourself? !
Feng: If you have a mobile phone, and I have a mobile phone, can't you have a mobile phone? Forget the mobile phone, that's where he comes out with his laptop now. ...
Liesl: No wonder!
Sa: (takes out his laptop from his bag) Wu Feng, here!
Feng: (a few clicks) Look ... [Scares off] the laptop!
Sa: Wufeng, don't run. Look!
Li: Come on, don't forget that you are from a poor mountainous area. How can you blindly compare with your classmates in life? You have gone too far!
Feng: It's not too much, it's the wife who is too much! I also said that the people have got rid of poverty and entered a well-off society!
Sa: You misunderstood, this computer is not mine!
Feng: Can it still be mine? !
Sa: It's yours! Look at this.
Feng: Hey? It is really mine! How did you have it?
Sa: Your computer has been out of order for more than half a year. I thought it was a pity that I was still in the dormitory, so I fixed it for you. I do have my own computer, and the configuration is higher than yours!
Liesl: Wait, wait, I'm confused. What the hell is going on?
Feng: Yes, what's the matter?
Sa: I didn't want to say it.
Feng: Tell me.
Sa: I come from a poor mountainous area. I was really overwhelmed by poverty before. I feel inferior and vain. Seeing that everyone is eating braised pork in the canteen, I will buy red meat, but in the next few days, I will wait until everyone has finished eating before I buy a green vegetable in the canteen alone. Seeing that everyone is wearing famous brands, I will also go to the stall to buy a fake famous brand. I thought it would be like you.
Feng: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Sa: Are you laughing at me?
Li: Wu Feng!
Feng: No, I'm not laughing. Go ahead.
Sa: Later, I felt that if I continued to bear inferiority and vanity, there would never be a way out. I often think of the ardent expectations of my hometown elders when I left the village. My father shouted to me from a distance at the entrance of the village on crutches, son! Did you put kimchi in the bag? Study hard! Dad is looking forward to your return So I decided to learn by doing and learning by doing. Only by constantly improving my comprehensive quality, this is what I should do. To get rid of poverty, I must first get rid of spiritual poverty!
Li/Feng: Right!
Sa: I work outside in my spare time, delivering water to others, doing hourly work and tutoring. In order to make money, I will do anything I want. To tell you the truth, I even collect garbage. ...
Liesl: What happened next?
Sa: Later, I opened a computer repair shop in partnership with others, and others paid for my skills, which not only exercised myself, but also made money!
Feng: Really?
Sa: You don't know, this year, I not only paid off the debts I owed at school, but also submitted a formal application to the school and canceled my student loan!
Feng: Oh, Xiao Shan, that's great!
Feng/Li: (shaking hands excitedly) I'm so happy for you!
Sa: Huh?
Feng: Oh, Xiaoshan, I'm happy for you.
Liesl: Yes!
Sa: I am very happy myself! I think, although we come from different living environments, I believe that as long as we rely on our own efforts, we will be able to overcome ourselves and overcome difficulties!
Li: You speak very well, Xiao Shan. Compared with you, we are far behind. We will learn more from you in the future!
Feng: I should apologize to you, Xiao Shan! We live in the same dormitory, and I'm sorry I said those words to hurt you!
Sa: Wu Feng, get up quickly. [Two people bow to each other]
Li: Come on, Wu Feng, will you stop being so hypocritical?
Feng: (to Xiao Shan) Am I hypocritical?
Sa: hypocrisy.
Feng: Huh?
Sa: No, no, no hypocrisy! Actually, Zhang Li, I'm quite satisfied. I think I am the happiest student, because of the concern of the school society and the understanding of my classmates!
Li: Hill, I don't know what to say. Let's hold hands, help each other, care about each other and walk through this beautiful campus life together!
Sa/Feng: Yes! * * * Walk through this wonderful campus life together!
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