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Please help me. I need a script for comparing students' compositions on campus. Someone please help me ~ ~ Thank you.

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Curtain rises: Wang Xiaoshan is holding a box of milk, and Zhang Li meets him.

Li: Xiaoshan, didn't you have breakfast?

Sa: Oh, I bought a box of milk.

Li: I also buy a box of milk. [Don Wu]

Feng: Xiaoshan, did you buy milk?

Sa: I didn't have breakfast

I also want to buy a box of milk. All poor students drink milk.

[Wu, Zhang]

Li: Hill, I have some bread here. Do you want it?

Sa: Oh, I don't want it, I don't want it.

Liesl: Eat!

Sa: I have milk.

Li: Then drink the milk quickly.

Sa: Hey!

[Wu]

Feng: I drank milk.

Li: What's the fuss about people drinking a box of milk?

Feng: My family lives in a poor mountainous area. It's really not easy for him to get into college, is it? I heard that he was able to go to college because of the money from the village, and our school gave him a student loan. We usually help him a lot!

Li: Wu Feng, what happened to your eyes?

Feng: Eyes? Nothing!

Liesl: Nothing!

Feng: Ah!

Liesl: Then why do you underestimate everyone?

Feng: Oh, dogs look down on people ... I have dog eyes! I mean, isn't it a little too much for him to drink milk in public?

Liesl: Which one?

Feng: If we buy him milk, he can drink it. But he bought this milk himself!

Li: What's the difference between others drinking you?

Feng: Oh, don't forget that he is a poor student!

Liesl: Shh! [Down the hill, milk on the chair] Wang Xiaoshan, Wang Xiaoshan! Wu Feng, how can someone hurt you if you drink a box of milk?

Feng: He didn't hurt me!

Liesl: I tell you, you are hurting others now!

Feng: I'm discussing this milk phenomenon with you. (Picking up milk from the mountain) Ni Kan, and half a box. Isn't that a waste? [accidentally drank the milk on the mountain]

Liesl: Would people leave without your complaints?

Feng: Did I mumble? Ok, ok, everyone helps him not to let him drink milk, but to make him study better, finish his studies and reduce her burden and pressure!

Li: You mean people have to live like steamed bread and pickles every day, right?

Gao Feng: Oh, my God! That's not what I meant. I mean, is there any harm in using other people's money to drink milk to help him?

Liesl: I still hurt you!

Feng: Alas, he is a poor student. ...

Li: What happened to those poor students? Qian Xuesen, Chen Jingrun and Hua are all poor students!

Feng: Xiaoshan looks like them!

Liesl: I think there is something wrong with your eyes!

Feng: My eyes, hey, I'm discussing this phenomenon with you. Why do you want to make personal attacks? What happened to my eyes? All right! All right! All right! All right! Calm down! He drank a box of milk today, and will probably go to bars and discos tomorrow, and buy a mobile phone the day after tomorrow. Hello! People's desires will swell!

Li: Wu Feng, didn't someone just drink a box of milk? How did it expand to bars, disco dancing and mobile phones?

Feng: (pointing to his clothes) What is this?

Liesl: Famous brand!

Feng: There is one! Nike shoes, Wang Xiaoshan has a pair! Pierre Cardin pants, Wang Xiaoshan has one!

Liesl: What does this mean?

Feng: Love vanity!

Liesl: I know, Wang Xiaoshan. You can't say such things!

Feng: OK! All right! Impossible [Hill holding a bag to Hill] Did you hear that? She said it was impossible. (To Zhang Li) Zhang Li, speak of the devil and he will come! Hill, when did you come?

Sa: I'm new here, huh? Where is my milk?

Feng: Here it is! [Wu Feng happens to be with the milk in the hill]

Sa: Oh, drink it!

Feng: (embarrassed) Just drank it? ! Hill, I'm afraid of waste!

Sa: nothing, you drink!

Feng: No, I don't want to drink this half box of milk. I thought you wouldn't come back, so I put it ...

Sa: Drink it!

Feng: Yes, no! Did you just leave? Put the milk here. I'll check it out. There's half a box left. I drank it.

Sa: Drink it!

Feng: No, I really don't want to drink this half box of milk. What just happened?

Li: You don't want to drink this half box of milk, but you drank this half box of milk!

Feng: Hey! By the way, I drank half a box of your milk.

Sa: I'm not sick. Drink it!

Feng: Oh dear! I didn't! Oh, dear!

Li: Wu Feng, don't worry, speak slowly!

Feng: Shut up! Let me think, let me think, just now I mentioned poor students drinking milk, people's desires, wearing famous brands, and your changes!

Sa: My change? !

Feng: (realizing being omitted) Oh, Xiao Shan, you are so boring! Why do you leave when you say it, and come when you say it?

Sa: Wu Feng, I heard everything you just said.

Feng: Huh? !

Liesl: Heroes should be heroes!

Sa: Wu Feng, we are all classmates. If I do something wrong, you point it out and I accept it humbly.

Feng: (Right) Look, look, how well Xiao Shan speaks!

Li: Wu Feng, if you have something to say, just say it.

Feng: Just say it! Hill, there's something I have to tell you!

Sa: OK!

Feng: Let me know if you have any difficulties in the future! [Cell phone rings] I have to take this call. [looks at the phone] It's not mine. Zhang Li, call you.

Liesl: It's not mine either!

Feng/Li: Xiao Shan, your phone! Wang Xiaoshan used his cell phone!

Liesl: That's exactly what you said. Desire will keep expanding!

Feng: What did I say? Desire is expanding!

Liesl: But I didn't expect him to come so soon! Wang Xiaoshan, I just defended you. I think we are equal, sincere and can trust each other. Unexpectedly, the world is changing too fast.

Feng: Don't be naive, ok? We should be happy that Wang Xiaoshan uses mobile phones, which shows that he has got rid of poverty!

Liesl: Wang Xiaoshan, let me ask you, where did you get this mobile phone?

Sa: I bought this myself.

Liesl: Did you buy it yourself? !

Feng: If you have a mobile phone, and I have a mobile phone, can't you have a mobile phone? Forget the mobile phone, that's where he comes out with his laptop now. ...

Liesl: No wonder!

Sa: (takes out his laptop from his bag) Wu Feng, here!

Feng: (a few clicks) Look ... [Scares off] the laptop!

Sa: Wufeng, don't run. Look!

Li: Come on, don't forget that you are from a poor mountainous area. How can you blindly compare with your classmates in life? You have gone too far!

Feng: It's not too much, it's the wife who is too much! I also said that the people have got rid of poverty and entered a well-off society!

Sa: You misunderstood, this computer is not mine!

Feng: Can it still be mine? !

Sa: It's yours! Look at this.

Feng: Hey? It is really mine! How did you have it?

Sa: Your computer has been out of order for more than half a year. I thought it was a pity that I was still in the dormitory, so I fixed it for you. I do have my own computer, and the configuration is higher than yours!

Liesl: Wait, wait, I'm confused. What the hell is going on?

Feng: Yes, what's the matter?

Sa: I didn't want to say it.

Feng: Tell me.

Sa: I come from a poor mountainous area. I was really overwhelmed by poverty before. I feel inferior and vain. Seeing that everyone is eating braised pork in the canteen, I will buy red meat, but in the next few days, I will wait until everyone has finished eating before I buy a green vegetable in the canteen alone. Seeing that everyone is wearing famous brands, I will also go to the stall to buy a fake famous brand. I thought it would be like you.

Feng: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Sa: Are you laughing at me?

Li: Wu Feng!

Feng: No, I'm not laughing. Go ahead.

Sa: Later, I felt that if I continued to bear inferiority and vanity, there would never be a way out. I often think of the ardent expectations of my hometown elders when I left the village. My father shouted to me from a distance at the entrance of the village on crutches, son! Did you put kimchi in the bag? Study hard! Dad is looking forward to your return So I decided to learn by doing and learning by doing. Only by constantly improving my comprehensive quality, this is what I should do. To get rid of poverty, I must first get rid of spiritual poverty!

Li/Feng: Right!

Sa: I work outside in my spare time, delivering water to others, doing hourly work and tutoring. In order to make money, I will do anything I want. To tell you the truth, I even collect garbage. ...

Liesl: What happened next?

Sa: Later, I opened a computer repair shop in partnership with others, and others paid for my skills, which not only exercised myself, but also made money!

Feng: Really?

Sa: You don't know, this year, I not only paid off the debts I owed at school, but also submitted a formal application to the school and canceled my student loan!

Feng: Oh, Xiao Shan, that's great!

Feng/Li: (shaking hands excitedly) I'm so happy for you!

Sa: Huh?

Feng: Oh, Xiaoshan, I'm happy for you.

Liesl: Yes!

Sa: I am very happy myself! I think, although we come from different living environments, I believe that as long as we rely on our own efforts, we will be able to overcome ourselves and overcome difficulties!

Li: You speak very well, Xiao Shan. Compared with you, we are far behind. We will learn more from you in the future!

Feng: I should apologize to you, Xiao Shan! We live in the same dormitory, and I'm sorry I said those words to hurt you!

Sa: Wu Feng, get up quickly. [Two people bow to each other]

Li: Come on, Wu Feng, will you stop being so hypocritical?

Feng: (to Xiao Shan) Am I hypocritical?

Sa: hypocrisy.

Feng: Huh?

Sa: No, no, no hypocrisy! Actually, Zhang Li, I'm quite satisfied. I think I am the happiest student, because of the concern of the school society and the understanding of my classmates!

Li: Hill, I don't know what to say. Let's hold hands, help each other, care about each other and walk through this beautiful campus life together!

Sa/Feng: Yes! * * * Walk through this wonderful campus life together!

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