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The composition of impatient tailors and long-term customers
The composition of impatient tailors and chronic customers 1 One winter evening, impatient tailors were preparing dinner. Suddenly, the door was slowly pushed open, and a cold wind immediately came in through the crack of the door, making the tailor shudder several times in a row. He poked his head out and saw a man in a light coat slowly coming in.
"I want to do something, but I haven't decided yet." The customer said, put the cloth on the table and left slowly. Wearing so little, I should make him a cotton-padded jacket! The tailor thought about it and spent a night in a hurry to finish the cotton-padded jacket.
But as the days passed, the tailor didn't see the customer. Until the next spring, the tailor looked at the cotton-padded jacket hanging in the window and said to himself, "Why don't you come and get it?" To do something, by the way, it was winter when he came, and he hasn't decided yet. He should be waiting for spring, so he must be making spring clothes. Anyway, he has a lot of cloth. Who told me that I am an impatient tailor with the best skills? "The tailor spent more than half an evening making spring clothes.
In this way, spring passed, summer passed and autumn passed. The impatient tailor made summer clothes and autumn clothes according to his "smart" thinking. Winter has arrived, and the customers have finally arrived.
The tailor pointed to the spring clothes, summer clothes, autumn clothes and winter clothes neatly hung in the window and proudly said, "Sir, I have finished all the clothes according to your instructions. I will pack them for you!" "
"No ... er ... I ... actually want to make a pair of shorts ... I've been waiting for it to wear out, and then I'll come to you to do it. You ... Why are you in such a hurry! ! "
"what! ! ! Don't you know that I am a famous impatient tailor in this town? "
"I ... know ... but ... but I'm a famous chronic patient in this town!"
The story happened in spring, and a customer slowly walked into a tailor's shop.
The customer said to the tailor, "I want to make a cotton-padded jacket." Don't worry. I will come back for my clothes in winter. "
"How is that possible? Come and get the cotton-padded jacket in five days. " The tailor said, "I am different from other tailors." I am the most urgent tailor. "
"I don't trust an impatient tailor to make clothes for me. In my opinion, forget it. " The customer said, "I'd better find another tailor and let him make my cotton-padded jacket slowly."
"Don't go." The tailor stopped the customer: "Although I have no patience, my work is not bad at all."
The customer thought for a moment and said, "ok, but I haven't bought any cloth for clothes yet." I'll buy clothes and send them to you another day. " After that, the customer slowly left.
However, ten days, twenty days, a month ... five months have passed. Autumn is coming.
The customer finally came with the cloth. Unexpectedly, the customer changed his mind. The customer said to the tailor, "I won't make a cotton-padded jacket." On second thought, I'd better make a jacket. "
"You finally figured it out. Come and get the clothes three days later. " Said the tailor. The customer added, "However, I mean next autumn."
The tailor said, "Ah! Come to pick up clothes so late! "
"yes! I am a slow learner, so I want to wait until next autumn. " The customer said.
Reluctantly, the tailor said, "well, I'm at your command." I'm happy to help. "
The customer left with satisfaction.
But the tailor can't wait. As soon as the customer left, the tailor's impatience broke out. He immediately picked up scissors and cut the cloth. In less than a week, the clothes were ready.
Winter passed, spring passed, summer passed and autumn came. At this time, the customer came to the tailor's shop and took the jacket. Looking at the customer's distant back, the impatient tailor said, "This is really the slowest customer I have ever seen."
The story happened in spring, when a customer walked into a tailor's shop.
The customer put a roll of cloth on the tailor's desk and said to the tailor, "I've always wanted to make a cotton-padded coat, so I've been looking for someone to make it." As a matter of fact, I have found three stores, but they are all doing it quickly. I didn't ask them to do that. I will tell you that I am the slowest customer. When are you going to let me pick it up, master? "
Before the customer finished speaking, the tailor interrupted him and said, "No, come and get it after spring."
The customer jumped up and shouted "so soon!"
The tailor added, "Of course, I am the fastest of all tailors."
The customer said, "Forget it, I'd better find another master!" " "
The customer slowly picked up the cloth and walked to the door like a snail, but just arrived at the door. "Don't go," the tailor shouted, and caught the customer like the wind. "Well, I'll make this dress slowly!" Said the tailor.
"All right, then!" The customer said.
"It's a date to make clothes. You can pick it in winter. " The tailor thought, "Then I will make other people's clothes first, and then I will make his clothes in winter!" " "So he started making other people's clothes.
In winter, the tailor began to make cotton-padded clothes for chronic customers, which were finished in two weeks and then hung on the clothesline.
But it's been a month and the slow guest hasn't come yet.
The tailor looked at the clothes on the clothesline and found that there was a layer of dust on them, so he made a new one and hung it on the clothesline.
Another month passed, and the client still didn't come. This month, the mouse actually didn't know the goods and completely bit this cotton-padded coat. The tailor saw another one cut.
Time passed day by day, and it was almost spring when the customers came, but the cotton-padded clothes were covered with dust. The tailor shouted to the customer, "why did you come now?" I have cut three pieces, and the fourth piece is about to be cut. Why are you here? " Have you forgotten? "
The customer said, "I didn't forget, but I'm a slow learner!" " "
The story happened in the late spring and early summer of the year. A customer walks into a tailor's shop. The customer slowly put a roll of cloth on the tailor's desk and said, "master, I want to make a short-sleeved shirt." I have been to two tailor shops, and they said they could do it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. They are all too fast. I tell you, I am the slowest person in this street. Excuse me, master, when are you going to let me pick up my clothes? "
The tailor said, "well, you can pick it up next week!" " "
The customer slowly turned around and was ready to go. As he walked, he said, "So soon, why so soon?"
"Don't go!" Cried the tailor.
The customer slowly turned around and said, "What's the matter?"
The tailor said, "Do you know? What I do will definitely suit you. "
The customer was puzzled and asked, "Why?"
The tailor said confidently, "according to your temperament, you shouldn't put on your clothes as soon as you get them, should you?"
The customer nodded: "Our family's rule is to wear clothes made at intervals."
The tailor continued to confidently say, "That's right. If you come to pick up your clothes next week, it will get a little hot after a while, and your clothes will come in handy. "
The customer cocked his head for a long time and then walked slowly.
The next day, the customer came again and said, "Master, please help me change that short-sleeved shirt into a long-sleeved one. Just connect the sleeves with the last rag. "
The tailor said, "All right!"
The next day, the customer came to the tailor's shop again. He said, "Master, please help me change that shirt into a jacket ..."
Before the customer finished, the tailor said, "Dear customer, I have finished your long sleeves, and the rest of the cloth has been thrown away. Please take your long-sleeved shirt and go! " "
The customer touched his head and muttered, "Why?"
"Don't forget," cried the tailor, "I am the most urgent tailor!"
The story happened in spring, and a customer walked into a tailor's shop.
He walked so slowly that the tailor didn't see him.
He walked slowly to the tailor and said, "I want to make something ..."
"A shirt! Spring is the best time! Tailor's socket.
Later, he grabbed the cloth from the customer and made a shirt in less than 5 minutes.
The customer looked at the tailor discontentedly, and the tailor asked doubtfully, "What's the matter? Have a bad time? "
"I'm not finished yet!" The customer shouted angrily, "I want to make a short-sleeved shirt!" " "
"So ... then I'll change a short-sleeved shirt for you. Don't be angry about two scissors. " The tailor said confidently.
The tailor didn't measure it, so two scissors went down and told the customer.
The customer took out the ruler and measured it left and right, put it on and stood in front of the fitting mirror, looking around. He found that the two sleeves were not the same length.
The tailor was even more anxious when he heard the customer say this. He picked up the scissors and began to cut them again. After a few cuts, the short sleeves disappeared directly.
In fact, the impatient tailor made four pieces of clothes when the slow customer tried on them: shirts, short sleeves, cotton-padded clothes and coats. He was afraid that the customer would get angry and complain about him, so he had to give it to the customer together.
"No discord, no concord" means the two of them. They changed their clothes several times and gradually became good friends. What the customer wants and what the tailor does can be completed in the shortest time.
Impatient tailors and slow customers make up spring. Slow customers come to a tailor's shop. As soon as the slow customer entered the door, he said to the tailor, "I'll tell you a secret. I'm a slow customer."
The slow customer put down a piece of cloth and said, "I went to three tailor shops, and none of them satisfied me because they could deliver the goods soon." The first one said summer, the second said autumn and the third said winter. When do you want me to pick up the goods? "
"Just in the spring." Said the tailor.
The tailor asked, "So, what can I do?"
The customer said, "Make spring clothes."
The next day, the customer came again and said, "Change to short sleeves and let me pick up the goods in summer."
But the tailor couldn't help it. He had already changed clothes at night, all of which were cut by the tailor.
In summer, customers come to pick up clothes. Seeing his clothes torn to pieces, he flew into a rage and left.
In spring, a customer walks into a tailor's shop.
The customer said, "tailor, I want to make a spring dress." You just need to deliver it next spring. " I'm the slowest customer, so you don't have to deliver it early. "
The tailor said, "that won't do, it's too late!" At that time, I also had to pay a lot of goods. I paid so many goods together, so busy! Don't you want to put on your new clothes early? Get your clothes early, and you can put them on early. I am the most urgent tailor. "
The customer added: "I hope you can sew the feeling of lawn with green thread and make the most creative and beautiful spring clothes." It's a deal. Delivery will be made next spring. "Say that finish and left.
The tailor tried to catch up with the customer, but ran out to have a look. There was no sign of the customer!
The impatient tailor thought, "I must deliver the goods tomorrow." I will sew clothes this afternoon and pick flowers and sew them tomorrow morning. Catch some butterflies, make specimens and sew them on. Tomorrow afternoon, take the clothes and go to the unresponsive customer. "
The impatient tailor thought hard and finally figured out a way to make the clothes look like a green lawn.
The next day, the tailor got up early, got dressed and hurried to the field. As soon as we arrived in the field, the impatient tailor began to pick flowers. Oh, what a lucky day! Caught three beautiful Hua again. The impatient tailor returned to the tailor's shop with a big bouquet of flowers and butterflies. He first made the butterfly into a specimen, then sewed the flowers, took out the dried butterfly specimen, and finally sewed the butterfly specimen.
In the afternoon, the impatient tailor went to the market to buy things. He took his clothes with him. I thought: If the customer is in the market, can't I just give it to him?
After arriving at the market, the tailor is buying thread and some cloth. Looking intently, a person in the distance was pleasantly surprised and excited. Isn't he an old customer? He hurried over and gave the clothes to the customer.
The slow customer was surprised and asked, "Didn't I ask you to deliver the goods next spring?" How to deliver the goods now "
The impatient tailor said, "I'm sorry, sir, I'll send it to you as soon as it's ready." The green line for making clothes is used up. Come out and buy some. I thought I might meet you, but I didn't expect to meet you. "
The slow guest said, "The clothes you made are really creative, exquisite and beautiful. I will repay you. "
The impatient tailor didn't know how the customer would thank him, so he said thank you and left.
The client's uncle is the mayor, and he told the mayor about it. Later, the whole city knew about it.
For this reason, the impatient tailor became famous and busier.
Composition 8 Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. A customer walks into a tailor's shop. The customer said to the tailor with a roll of pink cloth, "hello, I want to make a dress." It's so hot these days that the cloth I brought is very thin and soft. I hope you are careful not to cut! " "Oh, ok, you can rest assured! I will definitely make you the most beautiful, comfortable and fitting dress in the shortest time. " As soon as the voice fell, the tailor picked up the scissors and began to cut the material. At this time, the customer was anxious and shouted loudly: "Don't worry, don't worry, cut slowly, don't cut the material!"
"With my craft, how could it be cut? It's a big joke. " The tailor said angrily. The customer was unhappy and shouted, "I am a customer." When I tell you to slow down, you have to slow down, or I will complain to you! " "
The more they talked, the angrier they got, the louder they talked, and finally they broke up. The customer picked up the cloth and left angrily. The impatient tailor didn't make a deal.
The story takes place on a summer day when birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. A customer walks into a tailor's shop.
The customer put a roll of cloth on the table and said to the tailor, "I want to make a short-sleeved shirt." It's hot outside, and I don't want to become a baked sweet potato. " The tailor said, "no problem, I made it." These clothes will keep you cool. " Taking his word, the tailor quickly picked up a ruler and measured it.
Three days later, the tailor's eyes turned into dark circles, like wearing a pair of sunglasses. Because he wanted customers to put on short-sleeved shirts early, he stayed up late for three consecutive nights and finally made short-sleeved shirts. The tailor used 0. Dial the phone at the speed of 1 sec and say, "Hello, your short-sleeved shirt is ready. You can pick it up today. " The customer said, "OK, OK, I'll pick it up these two days." But one day passed, two days passed, three days passed ... the customer still didn't come.
Autumn wind blows, leaves fall, customers come to the shop on the golden carpet and say to the tailor, "Look, autumn is coming. You can change your short-sleeved shirt in summer into an autumn coat, but will the sleeves be too ugly to show my slim figure? " The tailor said, "No, as long as the clothes can be worn."
"What, you don't listen to me, tell you, you, you ... the customer is God." The customer said angrily with her hands akimbo.
The story of impatient tailors and chronic customers 10 takes place in winter. A customer walks into a tailor's shop.
As soon as the customer put a roll of cloth on the table, the tailor jumped up and asked eagerly, "What clothes are you going to make?" Cotton-padded clothes, cotton-padded jacket, vest, half sleeves ... no matter what style, the clothes I make will satisfy you! "
"Don't worry, don't worry," the customer said slowly. "Let me have a look in your shop first, and then decide what style of clothes is most suitable."
Hearing this, the tailor quickly said, "Just make a cotton-padded jacket, which is most suitable for this season."
The customer thought for a moment and said slowly, "The clothes in your shop are very beautiful. Just listen to you and make a cotton-padded jacket." However, you don't have to worry. I'm a slow guest. It doesn't matter if you make your clothes look good and comfortable. "
"That can't do, I am an impatient tailor. I will make a cotton-padded jacket that will satisfy you in the shortest time. Please pick it up as soon as possible. " With that, the tailor led the customer to the door and told him to go home and wait for his new clothes.
As soon as the tailor sent the customer away, he couldn't wait to start working. He even forgot to eat, burning the midnight oil to make clothes. Maybe he is too tired. He accidentally knocked over the kerosene lamp on the table, and the cotton beside him immediately burned. Although it was put out in time, more than half of the cotton was burned instantly. What shall we do? The tailor hurriedly took out a little cotton stuffed in his clothes and changed the cotton-padded jacket into a coat for spring wear. Just as he was studying his work with satisfaction, the first ray of sunshine outside the house showed him a large piece of kerosene on his cuff. The tailor panicked. What can we do now? Suddenly, he had a brainwave, cut off half the sleeves and changed the clothes into half sleeves. Although the clothes still look perfect, the tailor is worried about how he will explain to the customers when they come.
One day, two days, three days ... winter has passed, and spring has come and gone. It was not until summer came that customers remembered to go to the tailor's shop to get clothes. He came to the tailor's shop slowly, and when he saw his short-sleeved shirt made of cloth, he was surprised and speechless. The clothes are beautiful, generous, and just suitable for this season, which makes them fit and comfortable. He knows the tailor's ability to make clothes at a glance, and his style is novel and fashionable. He likes it very much.
The customer put away his clothes satisfactorily, thanked the tailor and left happily. The tailor watched the customer's back drift away slowly and took a long breath!
Composition 1 1 The story of an impatient tailor and a chronic customer took place in a spring when a customer came to the store.
The customer said, "Look, it's spring. Make me a spring dress. " The tailor said, "Yes, no problem." After that, the tailor measured the customer and the customer left.
Three days later, the tailor worried that the customer was in a hurry to wear it, so he worked overtime to make spring clothes. He called the customer: "Your spring clothes are ready, come and get them." "You did it so fast. I'll get it in a couple of days. " The customer replied.
The customer said two days, but one day, two days, three days, four days ..... Spring is almost over, and the customer hasn't come yet.
In a blink of an eye, the hot summer came, and the customer came: "Summer has arrived, and my spring clothes can't be worn. Just cut off the sleeves and change them into short sleeves for summer wear. It's too hot for me. Hurry up, I am anxious to wear it! " "Cut the sleeves? This is too easy. " The tailor readily agreed again. A day later, the tailor called the customer again: "Your short sleeves are ready. Come and get it. " "Ok, I'll pick it up in a couple of days." The customer still says this sentence.
However, as usual, one day, two days, three days, four days ... summer is almost over, and customers still haven't come.
In autumn, the customer finally came and said, "It's autumn in a blink of an eye. Add my short-sleeved sleeves and put on the autumn cotton-padded jacket! " ""how ugly the sleeves are! "Now the tailor doesn't agree." No, absolutely not. "
The customer is angry: "you tailor, it's been a year, and my clothes haven't been finished yet." How dare you refuse my request! " ""You-you-you ... "The tailor was speechless with anger.
One spring, a customer came to a tailor shop. The customer said he would make spring clothes and pick them up in a month. "You don't have to worry, because you still have a month!" The customer spoke slowly, then put down the cloth and left.
As soon as the customer left, the tailor began to make clothes, because he was a hothead. "Although the customer said that I was not in a hurry, I still did it early to prevent the customer from picking up the clothes two weeks in advance." After two days and two nights, I finally made a beautiful spring dress. The tailor quickly called the customer and said, "Your spring clothes are ready. You can come and get your clothes." The customer said unhurriedly, "In three days, I'll get my clothes."
But after a day, two days, three days, four days, five days, a month, finally in summer, the customer came and said, "It's all my bad memory that I forgot to take my clothes. Please change the clothes in spring into short-sleeved shirts in summer. " The impatient tailor agreed. Three days later, the clothes were ready. The tailor called the customer and the customer said, "I'll pick up the clothes in three days."
But as a result, the client didn't come until autumn. He said, "Please attach the sleeves you cut last time, or it will be too cold to wear short sleeves in autumn." This time, the tailor shook his head. What ugly sleeves! "Then don't worry about it, because the customer is God. Be careful that I complain about you." After listening to the customer, the impatient tailor almost fainted.
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