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Composition for watering and spraying medicine

At about 5: 30 in the morning, I vaguely heard my aunt calling Fang Shuai's brother to get up and water the corn on 60 acres of land (where corn is planted). My aunt also whispered, "Hurry up, don't wake Hao Hao and Doudou!"

"I know!" Fang Shuai brother promised, while scratching me with his hand, "hey! Hao Hao, are you going to water the corn? Water, fun! " Brother Fang Shuai whispered to me.

When I hear water, it's interesting! I'm sleepy. I'll get up soon. "Aunt, I'll go too!"

"Don't go, water it in the morning, it's very hot!" My period doesn't agree.

"My menstruation, I have grown up, I am not afraid of the heat. Besides, I can watch the canal for you to keep the water from flowing out! Aunt, let me go! " I pestered my period.

"Well, come back when it's hot that day!" My aunt said helplessly.

At this time, I saw a clear water coming out of the ground, and they quickly flowed into the cornfield along the canal. When the corn saw the water, it straightened up, held its head high and swallowed the water that nourished it. I seem to hear corn say, "I'm so thirsty. It's really water to quench my thirst!" " The host really knows what we think, and must bear big and full corn! "I seem to see them singing and dancing happily again. Accompanied by the sound of rushing water and the morning breeze, they are releasing their emotions to the fullest!

"Hao Hao, come here, there is water leakage!" My brother shouted.

Hearing my brother's cry, I ran over. Wow! The loophole here is really big. I picked up the milling machine and began to shovel soil, but my skills were not good enough and the soil could not be put into the hole. So, I threw away the mill and blocked it directly with my hand. Hey, it's too hot, wipe your sweat! Through the efforts of my brother and I, we finally stopped the leaking place.

"Mom, come and see, there is a big cat here!" Brother Fang Shuai shouted his period.

"Where is it? Why didn't I see it? " I asked my brother.

"It's nearby!" My brother said, laughing his head off.

"Ha ha, Hao Hao, wash your face quickly, you see you have become a' Xiaohua Mall'!" My aunt smiled and said.

"Brother, you are so bad. Just tell me directly and let my aunt see a joke! " I said angrily.

"It's so funny, so beautiful. No cameras. If there is, I will definitely leave you a souvenir! " My brother joked.

After washing my face, I was assigned to "patrol" during my period (that is, to see if there is any water leakage around the canal and on the ground). Unconsciously, Grandpa Sun rubbed his eyes and went out for a walk. Our corn was watered. We went to the well and washed it with cold water, and then went home.

Although the cornfield has been watered, I'm exhausted! There are still many people who want to imagine their periods. They do the same job over and over again every day, but they never feel tired or complain. I only did it once, and I felt the hardship and difficulty of the farmer's uncle. It also made me really understand the true meaning of the poem "Benevolence is agriculture". "When weeding is at noon, sweat drips down the soil; Who knows that the Chinese food on the plate is hard. " Students, through this labor, I learned that we must cherish the fruits of farmers' uncles' labor and not waste food. I think all of us can do it and do it well!