Examples of misusing Chinese characters. (Examples of typographical errors: obscure; A joke with a wrong word)

One day in Chinese class, the Chinese teacher found Shuai sleeping, so he asked Shuai to dictate on the blackboard, which happened to be heard by Shuai in a daze and had to go to the blackboard. "Dad three fell dead, and there is a place to put shit."

In a park, the manager put up a notice for the grass. Originally, it was said that vagrants would be fined, but it was accidentally written: vagrants will pay, so many people stepped on it.

1. Original: The Mystery of Jelja Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange

Copy: wild ass, wild ass of God, wild ass, wild ass.

Question: Why sing with God's wild donkey?

2. Original: Longlong, keep your eyes open forever-Wang Leehom.

Copy: Longlong, you are two years short and two years far away forever.

Question: Who will always be two years behind Buron?

3. Original text: Travelers between heaven and earth are in a hurry-Sally Yeh

Repeat: the heavens and the earth are long, and the pot shell is fried and fried.

Question: How can you cook smartly?

4. Original: Five Thousand Years of Wind and Rain-Andy Lau

Copy: Wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu

Question: Are they having an affair?

5. Original: I think of my mother's words every night and cry like rain-Lu

Copywriter: Grandpa thinks of Mom's flowers, and the roadside flowers are tears for you.

Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside?

6. Original version: inexplicable words, inexplicable words-Jolin Tsai

Replica: inexplicable pregnancy, inexplicable pregnancy

Question: A true portrayal of modern young people?

7. It is easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone-You Hongming.

Copy: When you love someone, you will easily lose your body.

Question: Is this ... this ... this too easy? _

She looks like a fairy. She is so beautiful. Jordan chan

Replica: She is like an antenna. She is so beautiful.

Question: What aesthetic vision is as beautiful as an antenna?

Today, a person is still single and begging for happiness-Hong Yiping.

Reprint: live alone for a single period or ask for a Fu surname.

Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature?

10-. Original: I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts-Rollin Wang

Text: I'm not a locust, I can't centipede.

Question: horror ... is it filming?