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How to be civilized
1, cheap, stupid, hopeless.
2. Did you buy your confidence in Taobao?
Where did the pheasant come from?
4, shit can be eaten indiscriminately, don't talk nonsense.
5. Your IQ stays at the level of prenatal education.
6. Can your play be as little as your money?
7, you go to be an actor, I think your acting is good.
8. What brand of plastic bag are you, easy to take?
9. Your new love is someone else's whore.
10, I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.
1 1, why don't you wind up and soar in Wan Li?
12, you are good at cooking, and I think you are good at decorating.
13, sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.
14, I am sensitive and fragile, and it is difficult to deal with people.
15, take time to eat fish together, I think you are very picky.
16. Drink my passion like water, and it will burn you to death one day.
17, see you have no quality, your education is prenatal education.
18, you look so strange, it's a genetic mutation.
19, tired? Tired is right. Comfort is for the dead.
20, you won't be Mai Shiranui's younger brother, ungrateful.
2 1, it's a pity that you shouldn't be a cook. You left the pot so bad.
You don't look dangerous, but you look safe.
23. You are a descendant of Archimedes, right? You know bars all day.
24. Look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.
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