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Who is the woman who wears eunuch clothes but sleeps with the king's heart?

Liu Keming, the eunuch of the Tang Dynasty, gave Liu Keming a chance because Emperor Li Zhan was idle and thought about playing all day, regardless of the imperial court and harem.

First, "the emperor is not what I want, I hope to play all my life."

This time, I will tell you something about eunuch Liu Keming. Liu Keming has been serving Li Zhan since he was a child, and Liu Keming's adoptive father is the eunuch Guang Liu, so no one dares to clean up Liu Keming. That is to say, Liu Keming is actually a person, and Emperor Li Zhan who serves Liu Keming is a person who doesn't want to be an emperor. He just eats and drinks all day, regardless of state affairs, and sometimes even concubines.

It was cheaper for Liu Keming, and Liu Keming saw the emperor ignoring the harem. When he grew up, Liu Keming had a physiological need and tried to hook up with the ladies-in-waiting. Unexpectedly, he succeeded at once. Since then, there are almost dozens of ladies-in-waiting related to him.

Later, when he saw that no one was in charge of hooking up with ladies-in-waiting, the emperor didn't come to the harem all the year round, and there were many beautiful concubines in the harem, so he found an opportunity to do it. You know, concubines in the palace can be lonely, too. If the emperor doesn't come for a long time, how can he let the concubines hold back?

Second, Liu Keming has a ghost in his heart.

Liu Keming's life is like an emperor. Although he was dressed as a eunuch, he could not control the power of his adoptive father. He had a one-night stand with the emperor's concubine every night, so he was happy and lived like a fairy. Liu Keming almost ran into Li Zhan once.

Liu Keming thought Li Zhan had found out, but he didn't touch him for the time being. He is anxious all day. He thought about it, so he simply killed Li Zhan and became emperor himself, so that he could sleep with these beautiful women fair and square. Anyway, the power of the country is now in the hands of his adoptive father. Liu Keming pre-emptively, while Li Zhan was hunting and drinking, he had no resistance and killed Li Zhan in one fell swoop.