Literary jokes ..

When asked how clear the canal is, _ _ _ _ _ students replied: I have a clear spring in my heart (the correct answer is "only the source of living water")

3. When * * * is cutting candles at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Husband and wife sit in the morning (the correct solution is "when talking to the evening rain")

4. Mayfly shook the tree, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It didn't move at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous")

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ A: The villain is loved (directly fainting).

6. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines (positive solution: if you are rich, you will help the world)

7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, people all over the world know that you answer: as long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

8. There are other ladies in his court, and there are all kinds of beautiful women. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles.

9. With Cai Feng's flying wings, _ _ _ _ _ A: It is better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. A: Both husband and wife have gone home (the correct answer is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ Student A: Fighting at the end of the bed Another student A: Getting married in the wrong sedan chair.

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12. I hope people live long. _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: A meeting will last forever (the correct answer is "a beautiful girl thousands of miles away").

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ A: Climbing turtles by the river in Dongcun (right).

14. I suggest that God stand up again. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student replied: God yelled at me three times.

15. I was born useful. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at a critical moment. Another student A: The mouse's son can make holes (

16. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: People don't waste their youth! (The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, classmate _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A: Please don't tell him.

18. The final exam comes out with couplets, the first part is the hero, and the second part is the main body of the work: the old lady is full of charm.

19. Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. _ _ _ _ _ _ A: It's a fool not to eat.

No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only some died one after another.

20. The foot of my bed is shining brightly _ _ _ _ _ _ A: Li Bai slept soundly.

2 1. Peeking at the leopard in the tube _ _ _ _ _ _ A: You scared me (hahaha! The positive solution is "visible")

22. _ _ _ _ _ _ _, fly into the homes of ordinary people A: Kangjia Caiba TV Station.

23. A glowing glass of wine, _ _ _ _ _ A: There are many beautiful women with money.

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25. Another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five buckets of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six buckets" …

26. The old man is old, and so is the old man. _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Wife, my wife, other people's wives.

27. Looking back at that year, Jin Ge was an iron horse, and _ _ _ _ _ students replied: Now, they are stubbornly entangled and beaten (the correct saying is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

28. I got "Two heads are better than one" in an exam in grade five. A: They all stink the same.

29. Senior one students paired up and said, "Climb to the city with mountains among white clouds, _ _ _ _ _" The classmate replied: I went to the hotel to hug my lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood on the spot).

30. If the relationship is long-lasting, classmate A: It's time for two people to get married.

3 1. On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by. _ _ _ _ Student A: There are many kinds of flowers that are complacent.

32. Books are used, but few people hate them. _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: The money will not be enough by the end of the month.

33. If it's sentimental, it's old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student replied: People are sentimental and die young (the correct answer is "the moon is long and round without hate")

34. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Who defecates without paper?

35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "The student replied: Sorry, I don't know ... (The correct answer is" green manure, red skinny ")

36. I once tested a sentence from Mr. Lu Xun: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan." The classmate replied: He stabbed me with a knife.

37. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: "People's doors are locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

, a voice shouted: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body crawl out of a dog's hole ... "The classmate replied: The holes crawled out for dogs are also locked/damn, they are all locked!

38. There is always love in Qian Shan. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Can I have an extra copy? The teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not acceptable. )

39. When I was a freshman, I had a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Are our people Artemisia people? " . Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving." Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.

40. Asked how worried you can be, _ _ _ _ _ _ students replied: It's like a pot of spirit Erguotou (the teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...").