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1. A good article must have good intentions first, and then a good text.

The dog smiled maliciously and ate the food secretly.

Don't shy away from even a simple and thoughtless question. In fact, it is very important for you, but it is also a big problem for others.

4. "Do you repay my kindness with such evil deeds?" Cried the boy

I failed my teacher's kindness and even contradicted her. I regret it in retrospect.

6. Universal suffrage will force the ruling class to be kind to workers. In this case, the four or five representatives of the proletariat are a kind of strength.

One day, the cat held a birthday party with ulterior motives and pretended to invite many chickens to attend. As soon as the chickens arrived, the cat closed the door and ate them all.

8. To have charming lips, please say kind words.

9. This green apple looks rustled, as if it had ulterior motives.

10. His intention was to save lives, but he was given the cold shoulder by the other side.

1 1. Me: Are you free to play ball this weekend? W: I don't think so. I have an emergency at home. My grandmother is very ill. Tell you what, how about I contact you next week? Me: No need. Grandma will come back when she is well.

12. I have no intention of arresting you. How dare you steal?

13. It is impossible for people who have nothing to do to be kind all the time. Wilde

14. I hope I can repay your kindness.

15. Xiaohua heard the teacher's praise, but he didn't mean well.

16. The flower branches are swaying in the breeze, shaking out a faint scent, a quiet and warm feeling. Moonlight casts mottled shadows through the branches and leaves, and there is no such thing as "thinning plums to cover the shadow of the moon".

17. I like pale yellow tulips in bud best. You see, like a shy girl in bud, she doesn't want to see anyone. The more I watch it, the more I like it. I can't help touching it. Its petals are tender and smooth, and feel very comfortable.

18. The city under the moonlight seems to have another taste. People in the street were covered with silver gauze, and suddenly a shadow appeared on the moon. It seems that seeing so many people masks their beautiful appearance.

19. Women with small breasts and conservative clothes will also be said: Hey, where are your breasts? Others asked: Why don't you have breasts? Where are your breasts? It's very thoughtful of you to keep staring at other people's breasts ... papi sauce

20. hey! Look, that fiery red should be maple leaf. Its broad leaves are like people's open palms, swaying in the wind. Did she see me peeking at her? Or to welcome the arrival of Miss Qiu? Perhaps because of her infinite love for Miss Qiu, her face became so bright red.

2 1. The field was full of excitement, and the corn grinned with joy, revealing its gold teeth. Soybean was so excited that she burst out laughing. The meal is very polite, and the bow is very neat. Sorghum also bowed his head with malicious intent!

22. Zhang is my classmate. He is very lively and smart, with black hair, a naughty look on his round face and big black eyes, looking at you innocently. He shook his head gently when he was proud: he shook his head gently when you criticized him for being bad.

23. My family planted a bunch of flowerpots for the Spring Festival in the rockery for ten years. In previous years, it was full of flowers, golden branches and jade leaves. Unfortunately, the weather in Wuxi has been cold since the Spring Festival this year, and the Spring Festival, which should be full of flowers, has not been in full bloom so far. But when spring comes, it seems that she has no intention to spoil people's fun, but just embellishes the branches.

24. In war, determination. In failure, unyielding. In victory, generosity. Peace and goodwill.

25. Even at the beginning, people who are interested will certainly get good intentions as long as they contact sincerely and frankly.

26. Even at the beginning, hostile people will certainly get goodwill as long as they contact sincerely and honestly.

27. The lotus leaf field shines in the water, and the boat holds the flowers in the shade. It rained last night, and I was too worried to sleep. When I came, I felt that the west wind was rising again. Rain shakes litmus, acacia branches are fragrant. Lotus seeds are always in the same class as others, without any kindness, and suffer in the center every year.

28. At eight or nine o'clock, facing the rising sun, the swollen bud "won't die" like a girl who sleeps late, smiling maliciously and scrambling to dress up.

29. All the warmth in his heart is poured into the children. There is another cruel pain waiting for him here. It seems to be the kindness of the situation, deliberately providing and increasing suffering for him, so that his genius will not lack nutrition.

30. She was still wearing that white skirt that night, probably to commemorate our acquaintance. I saw a faint stain and a small hole on the skirt on the right side of her body. She smiled maliciously when she found me looking at her skirt.

3 1. Sometimes, even if we mean well, if we speak in a strong tone and don't pay attention to the feelings of the other party, the other party will sound like being attacked and feel uncomfortable. So, sometimes there is a sigh in our hearts.

32. Q&A The most embarrassing thing about Top 7 martial arts: In junior high school, a girl asked me for an autograph, but my handwriting was ugly and very malicious.

Natasha and Princess Marya looked at each other silently. The longer they looked at each other silently and didn't say what they should say, the more hostile they became.

34. I have troubled him about this matter several times, and I really don't want to go to him again.

35. If I tell them that I am actually God and I speak ill of your beloved hometown, will I be sacrificed by you? I was moved by the act of defending my hometown. Now I can reward you for your rebirth. I guess those people probably went to America with a whoosh.

36. You let me come back to you. No offense, but I'm not a recycling center.

37. In fact, the real problem is that short-term interests mean that Washington will not really do anything to deal with the crisis except some rhetoric.

38. Everything in the world is flawed. Not only human beings, but also air has good intentions, even time. What is started must be finished.

I was surprised to find that no one shouted in public: "Bad idea, I got the flu vaccine last year, but I still got swine flu." .

40. You run a long distance by bike. If you meet someone who wants to strike up a conversation and you don't want to ask their names, give them a name first. For example, when you see two handsome guys in a flurry, call them Xiao Panic, Xiao Zhang. Seeing two little beauties in a hurry, I called them a little anxious and busy.

4 1. Those polite rejections and those thoughtless laughter seem to have another meaning.

42. "Wu Xie, take me home." "Ah, that's very thoughtful." .

43. Even people who are hostile at first will certainly get goodwill if they sincerely contact.

44. He helped you out of kindness.

45. I looked at the people around me in vain and looked at them secretly. He hadn't hugged her before, but he didn't feel anything at that time. Now I don't know if it is because he is honest with his own ideas. Instead, he thought of it maliciously, but he did not hesitate to hug her and flew to the front of the hall where he stayed.

46. Don't worry so much, everyone else is so ill-intentioned.

47. I solemnly swear here that I am up to no good!

48. This is thoughtless. I sent you a message so early because I was in a hurry. Please forgive me. Tell me if you are awake. If not, you go back to sleep. If you are awake, you go back to sleep. I just want to tell you that the New Year bell has just rung.

49. We should not belittle those well-meaning opinions.

50. I helped him kindly, but he didn't accept it at all.

5 1. In the face of the doubts of some stubborn owners, you and your team always smile and make them think badly of themselves, and finally forget the original problem.

52. The middle name of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was Hilda. Don't like her political opponents, privately call her Hilda, which is a middle-class name without any goodwill. In the end, biography and history belong to Hilda, a middle-class daughter who studies law while raising her older twins. She eventually became the first female prime minister in Britain.

I have something to tell you: I like you. If you accept it, send me a text message to make me happy; Don't reply to the message until you accept it, which makes me sad; I didn't receive your reply, so I thought you were too shy to reply.

54. To have charming lips, please say kind words; To have beautiful eyes, please seek the advantages of others; To have a slim figure, please share your food with the hungry.

Although I don't think the prisoners' meals in the inn have anything to do with me, I have to find another suitable place to live.

It's my fault, but he takes the responsibility for me, which makes me very hostile.

57. I was waiting for you to send this message, but you didn't come, so I usurped the role of the host and didn't think it over.

58. Although this guy looks friendly, he actually hides the knife in his smile and is up to no good.

59. I am a man, and it is a man's nature to care about women.

60. I don't care, forget it. CoCo Lee's kindness made Wang Qing heartless.

6 1. Bad idea. It is human nature to like the new and hate the old.

62. Why don't you have a check-up? There is a white-haired old man in the subway? Young people? I'm sitting. I wasn't even thinking.

63. She also tried to cover up the truth of her love with Xiao Zhang with malicious intent. Who knows, a note she wrote to Xiao Zhang has already revealed the spring scenery.

64. I just have a headache and fever. I really don't want you to come to see me.

65. Seeing his ferocious face and hearing his malicious sneer, Xiao Si involuntarily retreated to the corner.

I wanted to thank you for a long time, but I didn't mean to say it. I sent you a short message, thanking you for your help and love.

67. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't stop you from thinking about me. If you tell me unkindly, I will tell you secretly that I am thinking of you.

68. When I was waiting in line to buy breakfast, someone patted me from behind. When I looked back, it was two girls. One of them smiled shyly and said, "thoughtless, you mistook me for someone else …" I turned around. Then I vaguely heard one of the girls say, "What a handsome young man …"

69. It's interesting to read comments: conspiracy theorists are full of conspiracy even simple things; People who are dishonest are hostile to others in their eyes; Poor people always can't see the truth, goodness and beauty. Those who deliberately make trouble, then ignore them.

70. Good tea can cool people; Good wind can cool people, good shade can bless people; Good rain can bathe people. Summer is coming, may good wind, rain and shade accompany you, and may good deeds, good luck and goodwill accompany you.

7 1. It's unkind to give you too much trouble!

72. When you meet a lost person and ask for the address, and you happen to know it, just let me know. Don't be mean, no one laughs at you.

73. There are several suspicious people chattering in a deserted place, which makes me feel that these people are up to no good.

74. Tianya: This is an angry irony and satire. I spent hours repairing your vacuum cleaner, but you put it on the shelf, thanks to your kindness.

75. As the sun sets, the sky is full of rosy clouds, blushing and flashing with malicious thoughts.

76. If Japanese students speak English with foreigners in front of classmates, they will often be tongue-tied by classmates around them.

77. What do you think? I am all ears.

78. Today is my mother's birthday. I wanted to be the first to say happy birthday to my mother. I didn't expect my sister to say it first, which made me tell my mother with malicious intent.

Under any circumstances, I can't imagine that I will treat the theme of ordinary daily life or the so-called "worldly children" with irony and belittle. I don't think there should be any gap between the life we live and the life we write. I'm ashamed of those who don't think about shaving, slippers, ashtrays, corn porridge and so on.

80. I wish the assembly number rings, the starting gun has already started class, and I am squatting at the starting line. I'm so excited! I didn't mean to. I ran away just to send my regards in advance and leave a good impression on you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

8 1. After he knew the kindness of others, he offered a humble apology.

82. She came to me and tried to say it several times, but she was hesitant and a little malicious.

As a defeated general, he was kind enough to brag about his achievements in front of everyone.

84. Everyone asks you kindly, but you say others mind their own business, which is outrageous!

85. The value of eyes lies in seeing mountains as mountains and water as water. Don't turn the mountains and rivers upside down, or mix them into a ball of mud, so God's kindness to our eyes will fail.

86. I am good to you, but you are cold and ungrateful.

That malicious guy often talks nonsense and deliberately fabricates sensational stories to deceive the old people in the village.

88. Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally reached Chinese Valentine's Day. I missed February 14th and couldn't let go of the seventh day of July. Today I want to say three words to you: borrow some money! Usually thoughtless, you can't refuse a holiday.

89. It is said that Li Ka-shing wears electronic watches, while everyone else wears them. How can you say longines and Rolex in good faith? We can only draw one piece with a ballpoint pen, right?

90. True friends don't send text messages on holidays, and generally don't make phone calls. Once something happens, pick up the phone and go straight to the point without even saying "bad ideas"

9 1. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will texting be poor? Do you still want to look down? It's almost Christmas. Will it go bankrupt to send me greetings? How dare you laugh … Hehe, I wish you a safe night and a merry Christmas.

92. At this moment, he looked back at me with a strange expression. "What's the matter?" I gnashed my teeth. He said, "I have no idea. I accidentally broke your blood vessel. " .

93. Children's Day is coming. I hope you will always be as naive as imprisonment, as happy as imprisonment, as lovely as imprisonment and as simple as imprisonment. Bad thoughts are as happy as children!

94. I wrote my thoughts about you on a note and was blown away by the wind. I wrote my thoughts about you all over the street, and the police took me away! But I also wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

95. God tortures people with no intention to show you what is beautiful, then watch you covet everything else, and then take it back and tell you to stop dreaming, but it has nothing to do with you.

96. Being single is nice, but I'm afraid of sexual harassment. Watching others make out makes my heart burn. Originally an angel, it's a pity to pluck the hair. Singles Day is coming, I really want to say hello, but I'm afraid you can't stand it. If you feel bad, I wish myself happiness!

97. Today, I performed in front of an old artist. It's really malicious.

98. True friends: No text messages on holidays, no phone calls at ordinary times. Once you pick up the phone, don't even say a malicious greeting, and get to the point.

99. Miss is malicious. This man is mine. Please take care of yourself.

100. Xiaoliu smiled maliciously.

10 1. You lied to me in good faith, so I didn't have the courage to believe it. Yangguo Ding

102. It's really unkind to bother you. Thank you!

103. Dear son, it's really unkind. Your father has not caught up with your mother. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.

104. I think this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and stop.

105. A sister asked me what SM meant, but I didn't mean to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to "SM recently ...".

106. Sorry, it's really thoughtless. I was not at home when you missed me. I happened to come back when you disturbed me.

107. Sorry, it's really thoughtless. I treat you like a human being!

108. Mr. Tragedy! We don't have it here! To apologize, I gave you an Audi!

109. Don't thank me. How can I be kind enough to accept your money after thanking you?

1 10. The moon hides in the clouds with malicious intent.

1 1 1. A man sitting in the audience noticed this, and I think he took it for me out of kindness.

1 12. What a bad idea. I was drunk, so I lost my goal.

1 13. Arrogant, blind, sometimes with good intentions, but always an idiot.

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1 15. Thanks to her friend Miss Lucas, she feels much better. Miss Lucas often comes to them and talks kindly with Mr. Collins.

1 16. The existing strength and goodwill in today's world are sufficient to meet the challenges before us, but we need to fully understand these strengths and goodwill.

1 17. Someone said this to my friend's son a few days after his death. This is well-intentioned, but it is very stupid.

1 18. "But," Mr. Duval said unkindly, "then at least I have to return the money you paid for the books." .

1 19. She thought that as a good wife and mother, she should fill the dining table with rich meals, but because most of the meals are starch and fat, her kindness actually hurts her family.

120. I'm late. But being late is inevitable. After all, it takes countless rigorous exams to get a hungry trapped animal out of its cage. Doctor? Very lucky