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4. Once I was driving, and the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: "Why do you drive without a condom?"

5. Once when I was in the toilet, I ran out of paper. I said to my wife: "Bring me the paper towel!"

6. A girl was heartbroken, and I advised her: "Two-legged men are hard to find, but there are plenty of three-legged toads!" ”

7. Two people were quarreling, and suddenly someone next to them said: “You are really full and have nothing to do!”

8. Colleagues are arguing with others and are anxious. He opened his mouth and said, "Do you think I grew up eating?" I have always wondered what he grew up on.

9. In computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted: "Boss, change the machine!"

10. While eating, reading posts and reading classics I told my wife about it, and she laughed to death, so she said to me: "Read it after you finish eating, otherwise your brain will suffer from indigestion!"

11. Once I asked a short-sighted person how many glasses he had, he actually I wanted to say 400 degrees, but it turned out to be 400 watts as soon as I exported it. My stomach hurts to death!

12. Once the leaders of the Education Bureau inspected recess exercises. After the end, the physical education teacher was supposed to announce the "disbandment", but in a moment of urgency, he forgot the words, held it in for a long time, and shouted: "Retreat!"

14. A group of classmates went to play at a classmate’s house in the suburbs. We bought some watermelons and put them in the kitchen. I asked a classmate to get a knife to cut it. He came back after not seeing him for a long time. When he was confused, he came back with a cut melon in his hand and said in panic: "I cut the pumpkin." Everyone laughed wildly, but two seconds later , everyone laughed even more, it turned out that he was holding a winter melon in his hand!

15. There was a teacher in high school whose surname was Jiang, who looked exactly like Luo Jiaying (who played Tang Monk in Journey to the West). I went to ask him a question and blurted out: "Teacher Tang, this question..."

16 , I have a colleague. One day I was driving on the road and my tire was flat. I asked where I could get inflated tires. My colleague said, "There are tire abortists everywhere on the street!"

17. Once I went to McDonald's to buy a cone. , finally it was my turn, I couldn’t wait to say: "Give me two rollers!" Unexpectedly, the waiter said loudly to me; "Two rollers, four yuan!"

18. I met A girl whom I had admired for a long time came out of the bathhouse and wanted to get close to her. After holding it in for a long time, she said: "You are taking a bath. Are there many men in there?"

19. One time I went to dinner and ended up When paying the bill, I said to the boss: "Husband! Check out!" The boss's wife was nearby at the time...

20. There was a teacher who stayed up all night at mahjong. When he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is playing banker today? Blackboard Don’t even rub it!”

21. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law applying Dabao and suddenly shouted: “Your skin is so good, why do you still use Hushubao?”

22. I just bought a house. I called a buddy in excitement: 'I bought a house, but it's just a hut (forgot to say "blank") and needs to be renovated. The buddy said, "Is there only one toilet?" So where do you live? ”

23. Being left to do homework by the teacher, I copied other people’s work if I didn’t know how to do it. Then I went to the office to hand in my homework. When I saw the teacher, I said: “I’ve finished copying!” ”

24. Taking a colleague home, he couldn’t find the key and screamed: “I can’t find the door to open the key!” ”

25. Go to McDonald’s and say to the waiter: “Here comes a box of Colonel’s Chicken Nuggets!” "(Colonel's chicken nuggets are KFC's signature dish)

26 Xiao Ming went out and saw his uncle buying vegetables, so he said, "Old Cai, where's the uncle? "Xiao Ming's uncle said: "This child can't even speak. "

27. Gummy was walking on the street. Suddenly, it said: "My feet are so soft."

28. A pair of male and female friends were walking on the street. The girl Said: "My feet are so sore." The man asked: "Did you step on a lemon?" "