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Emotional funny quotations from unpacking express delivery (23 selected sentences)

1, the greatest happiness is to open the express every day.

Even if I know what's inside, I can't wait to see it.

3. Life always has unexpected warmth and unexpected surprises.

4. I am very happy to spend money, I am very happy to buy things, and I am more happy to open the courier.

5, don't care what's inside, just care about the happiness of unpacking the courier!

I know what's inside, but I can't wait to open it.

7, the world is so big, I want to see it, there are so many express delivery, I will be happy when I open it.

8. If the courier is so happy, you must wait for the child to fall asleep and enjoy it slowly.

9. The best gift is never anything, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.

10, waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is release, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.

1 1, the happiest moment every day is "unpacking the courier"! Tear it down and see the world. Look at the cold and warm life!

12, spending money is very happy, shopping is very happy, unpacking express is three times as happy, but it is not worth the sadness of spending money.

13, the feeling of a woman unpacking a courier is like a man taking off a woman's clothes and knowing what's inside, just curious.

14, unpacking is the happiest time of the day! The pleasure of unpacking express delivery often has nothing to do with the value of the goods themselves.

15, spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and unpacking express delivery is even happier: spending money for a while is cool, and spending money is always cool.

16, I don't want to say anything. Perhaps unpacking the courier is the happiest thing for women. I have to admit, I am really a loser.

17, the feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that your child looks like the old king next door after unpacking.

18, the ritual feeling of unpacking and express delivery, the best gift is never something, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.

19. Every woman's common fault is that when unpacking the express, her mood is like blue sky and white clouds, clear sky and Wan Li. She has no strength to move things, but she has great strength to open the express.

20. One of women's greatest happiness is to buy in buy buy. The happiest thing is to open the courier. More open, more buy, more open. Do you have the same model?

2 1, plain life, occasional surprise, the best gift is never anything, but unexpected warmth, thank you for meeting, thank you for your love.

22. Life is like unpacking a courier. You never know, there will always be unexpected surprises. Take life seriously and start by constantly creating small surprises for yourself.

23. Ding Dong has checked. Thank you for your kindness and like to express a lot of things. The most beautiful appearance of life is probably to buy something he likes and smile.