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A word to coax a man to heaven _ _ high emotional intelligence praised him.
Good night advanced speech!
1, my ears and my heart like you, and they asked me to tell you.
2. I miss you and miss your day very much.
I want to sleep with your conscience.
I am a hooligan, and I will always be in your heart.
5. I hid the rose behind me and have been looking forward to going to the appointment with you to inspect the post! Please report the news immediately!
6. Good night. I miss you in another way. See you later.
7. The moon closed recently, so I said good night.
8. Good night is polite, peace is special, and good night and peace are double happiness.
9. The male and female servants excused themselves. Good night, your majesty.
The trick to make him blush!
1, and look what it is, reach out and compare it with a heart.
2. Can you be willful when you are handsome?
3. Pretend to fall and shout. When he comes to help you, just hug him and say you're not angry.
Pretend to want something that he can't get from high, and then hug him from behind when he takes it.
Although I think the world is going to die, my biggest worry tonight is that I can't hold my favorite little boy.
6. The subway sign says: Stand still and hold steady. I'm going to remind you this way tonight (oh, my face is turning red).
7. If I can decide who I dream of after falling asleep every day, I will definitely leave you for many days.
A word softened his heart!
1, you see your quarrelling mouth is dry (then give him a kiss).
2, holding a mobile phone and saying loudly: Hey siri, what should a man do if he is angry?
3. Why are you angry? I like watching it very much.
I really know that I was wrong. Why don't you kiss me to calm down?
5. In short, you are so charming even when you are angry, and the flame of anger burns in my heart and can't be coaxed.
6. At the sight of you, my strength is 100%.
7. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. You give me 20 yuan and I'll tell you a story about me and milk tea. Why did you give me 20 yuan? Because I want to talk over milk tea.
8. If I am guilty, the law will punish me, instead of torturing me by sending a milk tea transfer from 52 yuan, a friend circle.
Advanced version of "I miss you" speech!
1, there are many kinds of happiness, and meeting you is the first one.
Maybe I am thinking of you when you look at the moon.
3. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud."
To tell the truth, I miss you very much, but I can control myself.
Before the south wind started, I thought you were ill.
6. I went to the universe, and I came back to pick up the reputation of Blue Star for you.
7. What noodles to eat? I want to see you.
8. If I miss you, will it be a tsunami?
9. You sent me a dream at dusk, full of lovesickness joy and the stars of the universe.
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