A sophistry about a doctor and a patient

The doctor came into contact with a patient in the outpatient clinic.

The doctor said: Please sit down.

The patient said: Why do you have to sit? Do you want to take away my right not to sit down?

The doctor had no choice but to pour a glass of water and said: Please drink water.

The patient said: Talking about the problem in this way is one-sided and therefore absurd. Not all water can be drank. For example, if you mix potassium cyanide in water, you must not drink it.

The doctor said: I didn’t put any poison here! Don't worry!

The patient said: Who said you put poison? Did I falsely accuse you of poisoning? Did the procuratorate's indictment say that you put poison? I didn't say you put poison. And you said that I said you put poison, but you are the one who put poison that is more poisonous than poison!

The doctor had no choice, so he sighed, changed the topic and said: The weather is good today.

The patient said: This is pure nonsense! Just because you have good weather here does not mean that the whole world has good weather on that day. For example, the weather in the Arctic is very bad today, with strong winds, long nights, and icebergs crashing...

The doctor couldn't help but retort: ??We are not in the Arctic here.

The patient said: But you should not deny the existence of the Arctic. You deny the existence of the North Pole and distort the truth by conducting sea trials. You have ulterior motives.

The doctor said: Let’s go.

The patient said: You have no right to order me to leave. This is a hospital, not a public security organ. You can't arrest me, you can't shoot me.

Doctor:………………