A hilarious signature

1. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

2. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

Others can go to Paris alone when they break up, and I can only go to the beef noodle restaurant downstairs to eat a bowl when I break up.

I dare not add eggs to beef noodles for six yuan.

4. I kissed your face, all sunscreen, bb cream, sunscreen, and felt like I ate a lot of money in one bite.

5. I am also sick, and other people's friends ask for help and send medicine to make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.

6. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong,

Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle and Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.

7. Life is not only now, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

Eight.

When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I see myself burning.

9. People who drink a little wine are like pear blossoms with rain. Drinking a little wine is like being a Liangshan hero.

10. Fight face in spring, figure in summer, temperament in autumn and personality in winter. I can't afford anything, so I have to work hard.

Eleven. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, don't hook up with me. You're looking for an opportunity to plot against me.

12. Eating less than one meal a day can save a lot of money over time, which can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.

Thirteen. Open your wallet when you are sad, and your mind is balanced. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it.

The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

15. Don't say you have nothing. You are a good mobile phone player at night.

16. Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, otherwise he will not only thank you, but also think that you want to eat with him.

17. I finally understand why I don't like people in my life, because I'm not hypocritical enough, because I'm not sweet-mouthed, I can't kiss up and I can't tell lies with my eyes open.

18. It's easy to drive. I'm afraid there are new people!

19. It feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but when you open it, you often find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

two

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

2 1. There are two main reasons for not attending classes. First, mobile phones are too smart.

Second, the deskmate is too beautiful.

22. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer money to me

Ten yuan, you paid successfully!

Twenty-three Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called fools.

24. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.