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We often don't think about what we have, but we don't forget what we can't get.

Look at your back first, follow your footsteps from behind, gently pull your skirts, and the corners of your mouth will rise.

Second, have the right to change their views.

3. What do you expect? It's nothing. What to be afraid of, what to come.

Fourth, one, even better, if you can't get the love of the opposite sex, you can't get the respect of the same sex.

The thin moon in late May and November is just a white hook, like frost on a glass window.

6. We often don't think about what we have, but we don't forget what we can't get.

Seven, life has its pattern, we should copy it.

I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

9. Pleasing healthy people is the oldest occupation in the world, and it is also a very common female occupation. All people who marry for a living can fall into this category. It goes without saying that there is not much difference between having a beautiful body, pleasing people with the body and pleasing people with the mind.

Ten, only the mobile phone photo album knows how much I like you.

Eleven or thirty years ago, the moon had sunk, and people died thirty years ago. However, what happened thirty years ago is not over-it can't be over.

Twelve, each of us is conditionally loved and conditionally loves others. There is no need to lose heart. Since we know that there is no unconditional love in the world, we should strive to make ourselves more qualified to be loved, and learn to forget some conditions to love a person. The most unspeakable thing in the world is the look in your eyes when you don't love someone.

Thirteen, I think as long as you like it seriously, you can impress a person. It turned out that I was only impressed by myself.

Perhaps, when a tireless journey is over, only those who stand at the end will feel tired. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to accompany someone all the time.

Fifteen, in my novels, except Cao in The Golden Lock, all of them are incomplete characters. They are not heroes, but the vast load of this era. Because they are not thorough, but they are serious. They are not tragic, only sad.

As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

17. Women's anger is like setting off firecrackers. It's just a matter of time. After the explosion, sweeping the floor will be fine. When a man is angry, he is just like a membership card. It's no big deal to add a few points at a time, but after the points pass 100, I will change to a mistress.

It's completely dark, and the whole world is like a gray Christmas card.

Nineteen, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.

Twenty, one day, in my twilight years, you and I will sit in front of the court, enjoy the flowers and fall on the moon, and laugh about the fleeting time. One hundred years ago today, I passed by and realized that I had seen it all.

Twenty-one, become famous early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

If you had known me before, you might forgive me now.

At the age of 23, she heard that a man came back from a visit to Lushan Mountain and brought seven or eight jars filled with the world-famous white clouds of Lushan Mountain, ready to put some out to decorate his garden at any time. People who marry for love are not as stupid as those who put clouds in jars!

Twenty-four years old, small and fat wire, dry red face, white head with a pair of pure blue eyes. If a doll gets old one day, it will look like that when it gets old.

Twenty-five, the older you get, the more comfortable you feel with anyone. If I don't like each other, don't force it. I'm past the age when you don't like me and I have to like you, and I have less and less energy to please others. The same is true of friendship and love.

If the person I love wants to leave, I can only say two words: OK. Never ask how you can do this to me. Now that you have decided to leave, there must be a reason why you are ready. I don't want to hear your grandiose excuses. Everything that leaves me does not belong to me. Good luck, from now on.

Twenty-seven, new love is the most enjoyable, and long-lasting love is the greatest; And the love revisited by old dreams is the gentlest and kindest thing in the world.

Twenty-eight, in the cycle of time, I waited for snow after snow, until the snow fell and I fell in love with flying snow, but I still couldn't wait for you to turn back.

29. For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and they carry a pocket play with them.

Thirty, father's room is always in the afternoon. Sitting there for a long time, I feel heavy.

Thirty-one, the person who really waits for you, he will always wait sincerely; People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around. I believe that if a person really loves you, no matter how busy, tired and hard he is, he will always have time to send you a message and make a phone call, which is just a matter of whether he is willing or not. If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, no excuses, no lies, no promises that cannot be fulfilled.

32. Life is a gorgeous robe, full of lice.

Sentence to awaken love: you can't get what you want, but you can get what you don't want.

1, not easy to chat, suitable for being together; Not suitable, can be together; Not to be together, but to be together forever; Being together is not always happy.

2. Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

3. When friends around you say you are crazy, success is not far from you.

4, it is yours, and it will always be yours; It's not yours. No matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.

The earth is moving, and one can't be in an unlucky position forever.

6. The most urgent thing to go is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is the truest feelings.

7. In the face of facts, the more developed your imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

8, sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor; If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party.

You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry only when you are away.

10, there is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is a gap. Who else wants ideals?

1 1, love is like sand in the hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it flows.

12, maturity is not that you are old, but that you can still laugh when tears are spinning in your eyes.

13, life is like a cup of tea, it will only be bitter for a while, not for a lifetime.

14, there are two tragedies in life: not getting what you want and getting what you don't want.

15, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

I won't forget because I can't get it.

1, when I am alone, I just suddenly think of many people and many things.

2. I am waiting for someone, waiting for my eternity, telling me that love will never be lonely, don't be afraid.

My friends all envy me. Actually, I'm the one who envies them.

4. Make you crazy without me, and make me strong in the world without you.

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

6. It turns out that eternity is just a misunderstanding.

7. I have loved you for a long time and waited for you for a long time. Now, I will leave you, even for a long time.

Meeting you is a beautiful moment, falling in love with you is a happy turn, and holding your hand is a romantic journey. Happiness always comes to us inadvertently and quietly.

9. Don't trust your friends' praise, and don't take the enemy's contempt to heart.

10 Maybe, you are not in my sight, but you are not in my thoughts.

1 1, will always be my own stage, I am spinning alone and she is just a passer-by in the stands …

12, the hourglass of time has precipitated the inescapable past, and the hand of memory will always pick up those beautiful sorrows. The wings of youth cut through painful memories; Yesterday's tears stirred up ripples in my heart.

13, when you get someone else's secret, you lose your own happiness.

14, love makes me stand guard, but you still hold me.

15, when you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

16, it's too late to say now, which has become a regret in our hearts.

17, care about your every move, so that you hurt yourself.

18, those things that we once thought were very persistent were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

19, because it is not available, it does not count.

20. Autumn has come, the leaves are yellow, and I have gained sadness this season. Chrysanthemums are blooming all over the sky, but you are not by my side.

2 1, I thought we would be fine, I thought I was important.

22. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

23. Sometimes the previous memory is too deep, which will take away the later memory.

24. I no longer expect the beautiful bloom of love, but only ask it not to tear my heart.

25. Every heartless person has a time to pour out his heart for someone.

26. I opened this volume of sadness and filled your plot. Tears kept falling and wet every page.

27. Is there such a person, no matter how much I miss him, but I will never see him again?

28, while still young, while still brave, while still ok, while still willing. I just want to hold you under my shoulder, and I can't bear to see you blown to the bone by the wind and wet by the rain!

29. Laugh and laugh every day. Only you know how tired you are.

30. The wind is a little nostalgic. In the gray-blue sky, there is a ray of melancholy and a gaze. Only when you and I meet again will we shed the most affectionate lovesickness.

3 1, say sorry to yourself, because others worked hard for themselves at the beginning.

32. In my world, you are still pure, only the world is dirty.

33. Life begins with your own tears and ends with others' tears. The middle process is called happiness.

34. Everything is when you are here, and everything is you when you are away.

Good QQ mood: cherish what you can have and give up what you can't get.

1. When you are upset or bored, go to the library for a dip. There is rare purity and tranquility in the book. Read more books, and life will gradually be less confused and more pursued.

2. The place where chaos is produced is also the place where peace is produced. Through wisdom, where there is chaos, there is peace.

3. Make good use of public places to exercise and show yourself, even if it's just a speech in class, don't be afraid of embarrassment, let alone be ashamed to talk about it, and don't laugh at people who are humiliated in public.

Everyone is just a chess piece on the earth. Without these pieces, there would be no wonderful moment!

There are 88 thousand lies in a person's life, and the easiest lie to blurt out is: nothing, I'm fine!

6. It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

7. Never make up your mind to be a person who doesn't offend anyone. It's a wonderful life to get the support of others and then make your own decisions.

8. How long can you wait for someone? The most beautiful is men, and the most obsessed is women.

9. Laugh more, and you will gradually make yourself really happy.

10. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

1 1. How many people long for a simple life, but you can't even do it without capital.

12. Forgive others and release yourself.

13. Some things can be put aside, so why insist? If you can't let go of something, don't force it.

14. You really have to learn to be good at calculation, but remember, always remember, there is always only one way to win in society, and that is strength, which is beyond doubt.

15. I have a group of brothers. Long time no contact, it's my pleasure to get together.

16. Life is varied. Don't be angry with new things you don't like. It doesn't matter.

17. Love and career are two important aspects closely related to one's life. Love gives people a beautiful life, and career gives people a bright future. If you compare life to sailing through the wind and waves, then career is a ship, and love is a sail on the ship. Together, they push you to the other side of career victory.

18. Society is full of competition, and universities are also competing. Winning the game depends on one's own strength.

19. Close your eyes. In the dream, that will be the closest distance between us.

20. An impact and endurance on work and study will give you special charm and personal strength.