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The Buddha said: ...?

Buddha said that telling more jokes and handling things with humor will make life easier.

Buddha said that the way to get along with others lies in infinite tolerance.

Buddha said don't try to guess what others think. If there is no correct judgment with wisdom and experience, mistakes will usually be made.

Buddha said, to understand a person, we only need to see whether his starting point and destination are consistent, so we can know whether he is sincere or not.

Buddha said life's truth is hidden in the plain.

The Buddha said that people who don't take a bath will not smell fragrant even if they spray perfume hard. Fame and honor come from real talent and knowledge. Germany is naturally fragrant.

Buddha said that it is better to accept it than to reject it as a fact. This is called resignation.

Buddha said that Buddha and Bodhisattva only bless those who are willing to help themselves.

Buddha said that adversity is a necessary process of growth, and those who dare to accept adversity will become stronger and stronger.

Buddha said, you should thank those who tell you your shortcomings.

Buddha said that people who can think of others will never be lonely.

Buddha said that if you can find your own shortcomings as accurately as others, then your life will be extraordinary.

Buddha said that to forgive others is to leave room for manoeuvre in your heart.

Buddha said that time will pass, let time flow away your troubles!

Buddha said that you insist on taking simple things seriously, so you will be very painful.

Buddha said that there is no cure for people who always distort the goodwill of others.

The Buddha said that people are not bad, just habits. Everyone has habits, but the depth is different. As long as he has a right heart, forgive him if he can, and don't treat him as a bad person.

Buddha said, if you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

Buddha said that in fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

Buddha said that there is no one in the world who will never be slandered, and there is no one who will always be admired. People will criticize you if you talk too much. People will criticize you if you speak a little. When you are silent, others will criticize you. In this world, there is no one who is not criticized.

Buddha said he praised us, praised us. These are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.

Buddha said, what you have now will become someone else with death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

The Buddha said that seeking praise by practicing is like trampling on fragrant flowers and beautiful grass.

Buddha said that living a day in vain and doing nothing is like committing theft.

Buddha said that it is a real honor to keep a low profile.

The Buddha said that making friends with many people means not hurting anyone.

Buddha said that silence is the best answer to slander.

Buddha said that to be respectful to others is to be solemn to yourself.

Buddha said that if you have a selfless love, you have everything.

The Buddha said that hatred can never be resolved, and only compassion can resolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

Buddha said that it is better to accept fate than to complain. There is no better way for you to accept the unchangeable fact.

Buddha said, don't bother yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings.

Buddha said that others said that we were not good, so there was no need to be angry or sad. You don't have to be happy to say we are good. There are good and bad in it, depending on whether you can use it.

Buddha said, you are obviously right, and others insist that you are wrong, so you should also confess to others. Practice is to practice these things. Only when you can endure everything can you make progress. Even if you are right, you should ask others to repent, that is, practice.

Buddha said, don't lose your temper when your mistakes are exposed. Don't think that being willful or noisy can cover up or overcome your shortcomings.

Buddha said. Don't always feel unhappy. There are more people suffering in the world than we are.

Buddha said that fools always want others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

The Buddha said that others are always right and I am always wrong, so there is less trouble.

Buddha said that coming is accidental and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

Buddha says compassion is your best weapon.

Buddha said that as long as we face the reality, we can surpass it.

Buddha said that conscience is the fairest judge for everyone. You can fool others, but you can never fool your own conscience.

Buddha said that people who don't know how to love themselves are incapable of loving others.

Buddha said that learning Buddha means learning to be a man.

The Buddha said that the righteous man practices evil, the evil law is also correct, the evil man corrects the law, and the right law is also evil. Everything is created by idealism.

Buddha said: forgetting doesn't mean it never existed. Everything comes from choice, not deliberate. Let go. The more you put it, the more you feel you have it.

Buddha said: Laugh without complaining. Leisure, carefree, casual, casual. Just a hundred years later, a flower blooms, and life is doomed to change. Classic one: everything is illusory.

Classic 2: can't say.

Classic three: color is empty, and empty is color.

Classic 6: Looking back 500 times in my last life, I only got a brush once in my life.

Classic seven: great sorrow without tears, great enlightenment without words, silent smile.

Classic 8: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.

Classic 9: Bodhi has no trees, and the mirror is not a stage. There is nothing, so there is no dust.

Classic 10: If I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?