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Deng smiled and talked about Sun Li's "How can I be worthy of me without makeup?": Be an interesting person all my life.

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Yesterday, Deng Chao sent a photo of him and Sun Li in Weibo, with the caption: "Teacher Sun Li asked me if I put on some makeup every day, and I said yes, otherwise how could I be worthy of me."

In the photo, Sun Li looks elegant and beautiful in light makeup, and Deng Chao is funny in the back.

Deng Chao after marriage has always been this funny style, and the loving marriage with Sun Li has always been the envy of everyone. Deng Chao's humor is like a marriage mediator, which makes marriage full of laughter.

As we all know, Sun Li's parents divorced when he was 12 years old. Mother struggled to raise Sun Li alone. Sun Li's father set up another family.

At first, Sun Li didn't understand his father's behavior, and his heart was full of resentment. She even had the idea of "never getting married and staying with her mother forever".

Until he met Deng Chao, Deng Chao's humor was like a fire, which melted the ice in Sun Li's heart. With Deng Chao, Sun Li has an unprecedented sense of security and happiness. Persuaded by Deng Chao, Sun Li not only walked out of the shadow of his family background, but also became generous and tolerant. Finally, he made up with his father and invested in buying a house for his father to live in.

Deng Chao's funny than also infected with Sun Li. In Weibo, we often see two people laughing together and teasing each other, and we can feel their sweet love through the screen.

Rab said that humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life.

In married life, daily necessities are inevitably boring all day. An interesting lover's humorous quip, like the seasoning of life, suddenly makes ordinary days lively, full of joy and makes ordinary life bright.

When Wang Xiaobo and Li Yinhe fell in love, Li Yinhe hesitated and broke up because Wang Xiaobo was ugly.

Wang Xiaobo wrote to Li Yinhe: "Hello Li Yinhe, I swear, I will never write to you again if you don't come back."

As a result, the next day, Li Yinhe received a letter from Wang Xiaobo, which wrote: "Hello, Li Yinhe! I broke my word and came to write to you again. "

I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face.

"We should be together, otherwise it will be unnatural. How terrible habits are, just as people are used to air, fish are used to water, and I am used to loving you. How sad I am that you are not here, like a cat hanging on a flagpole. Cats bark when they are in love. I hate it! But no matter where she is, the cat can always find her lover. If you are hung on a flagpole, it can't. I like it. "

You see, such a sweet and interesting language was written by a gentleman who is 1.8 meters above. One letter after another, Wang Xiaobo's humor, playfulness and cuteness finally touched Li Yinhe, and the two confirmed their love relationship.

Wang Xiaobo said: "Life is so lonely. We need to find an interesting person to spend it with. "

With interesting people, even if the days are as plain as water, listening to his humorous words will make you laugh involuntarily.

Being with interesting people and listening to them tell interesting love stories will make you feel happy and surprised at any time. Interesting people are the soul of a good marriage, and fun is the preservative of marriage.

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A person's top charm is not unattainable, not rich and powerful, but interesting

The actor Bo Huang is such an interesting person.

Once, Bo Huang attended an award ceremony, and the host took the opportunity to make fun of Bo Huang's face value and said to him, "It seems that a person's talent and face value are inversely proportional."

Bo Huang is not angry. He said humorously, "Well, I believe this sentence has always inspired you."

A humorous remark eased the embarrassment.

On another occasion, Bo Huang went to the Golden Horse Award. As an award-winning guest, Zheng Yuling, who was on the same stage with him, looked at Bo Huang's clothes and deliberately joked with him: "Are you wearing pajamas? I haven't come to the Golden Horse Award for five years, and I am dressed up to attend. "

Most people don't know how to answer the phone when they hear this. Bo Huang naturally took it and said, "Yes, yes, guests should dress up. I have been to the Golden Horse Award for five years, so I must dress comfortably at home. "

In a simple sentence, there are four or two thousand catties of power, which cleverly avoids the edge of Zheng Yuling's question and explains why he dresses casually. This answer not only retains dignity, but also makes people sound comfortable.

The stars on the field all laughed and applauded.

Daping Zheng Fang said that humor is a condiment, which can give people a subtle feeling to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case.

A humorous person must be an interesting person. Being interesting is the expression of a person's high emotional intelligence and the highest charm of a person.

Interesting, not a simple gag, rhetoric; Interesting is the external expression of a person's inner fullness and wealth. Interesting people are people who have high emotional intelligence and know how to respect others and themselves.

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I read such a story on the Internet. Franklin wanted to do an experiment: electrocute a turkey.

Unexpectedly, something went wrong in the experiment. After turning on the power, the current did not touch the turkey, but touched his own body and knocked him out. After waking up, Franklin said, Boy, I tried to kill a turkey, but I almost electrocuted a fool.

I think Franklin's family must be worried when they hear this. But after listening to Franklin, I couldn't help laughing again, could I?

It is a thrilling thing, which makes people feel scared. What Franklin said became an interesting story. You see, an interesting person can lift weights as easily as possible, turning fright into surprise, sadness into joke and decay into magic.

An interesting person will always change his life from different angles. In the eyes of others, it is suffering. In his eyes, this is a winding road with a bright future. Being with him will halve your difficulties and double your happiness.

Pu Shu sang in a song: "Life is not long, how can you be sad?" ?

Be an interesting person for the rest of my life. It is best to meet another interesting soul, cross the sea of people together, watch the ebb and flow of the tide, watch the sunset as blood, watch the fireworks on earth, be happy and live a thriving life.

Author: July gilded gold, middle-aged mother after 70, likes to speak in words, and is willing to be a serious writer, writing while working. Life is long, so we should live like it.