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It's cold. Talk about the nifty words in the circle of friends.
1. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
2.? It's cold, so take care of yourself and wear warm clothes.
3.? The weather is cold, and the temperature has dropped. I hope that you in the distance will add more clothes, eat three meals a day, strengthen nutrition, keep a happy mood and take care of yourself.
4.? Cold is just a word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.
5.? Be caring and attentive for three thousand days is not as good as being dressed when you are cold.
6.? It's cold, so I drink boiled water for health protection and stay with me for four years.
7.? I really like you, but it's cold today. Remember to add clothes!
8.? I hope you come before winter.
9.? Who says it's winter? When you are here, a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
1.? Winter may be used to freeze the troubles of summer and autumn.
11.? The cool autumn wind floated by, and the children felt a little coolness.
12.? I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.
13.? It is said that the quilt is a branch of heaven on earth.
14.? It's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms besides the bed.
15.? It's cold, and finally it's time to wear sweaters to be cool.
16.? It's cold, put on more clothes. Dry in autumn, drink less drinks and drink more water. Go to bed early, your metabolism is good.
17.? If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.
18.? Others laugh at my thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.
19.? I really hope that the day of eating baked sweet potatoes in the snow wearing thick cotton-padded clothes will come soon.
2.? It's time to breathe on the glass and write the name of the person you like. It's cold. Talk about the witty words in the circle of friends (2)
21. Even if the leaves of life fall, life is beautiful, because the leaves have returned to heaven and earth.
22.? Enjoy flowers in spring and snow in winter, wake up and miss you, and miss you in dreams
23. It's getting cold, and I want to eat hot pot with someone I like.
24.? It's getting cold. My princesses remember to cover themselves at night. Forget it if it's not my princess. Freeze to death.
25.? When the weather is cold, the heart is colder, people are tired and the heart is more tired.
26.? I didn't return your message. It's not that I'm cold, it's that my hands are cold.
27.? It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
28.? The person who used to warm your hands is still here this year when the weather gets cold.
29.? It's warm in winter, so it's good to be here every day. Human fireworks, who can not love.
3.? I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.
31.? It's cold, only coats, no hugs.
32.? The weather has turned cold, the north wind has cooled down, the temperature has plummeted, and the change is even crazier. Don't hide your clothes, otherwise you will be miserable, and you should be in a hurry to keep warm, otherwise you will suffer. The cold air is coming, so you should rely on yourself and pay more attention to your health.
33.? I like cool weather and warm bed.
34.? The gap between everything will probably become bigger and bigger.
35.? Winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
36.? There is a kind of beauty from the memory of the soul, a kind of happiness from the care of friends, a kind of happiness from the sincere call, a kind of warmth from the blessing of SMS: winter is coming, it is cold, pay attention to cold and warm!
37.? It's too cold to eat high calories. Get up early and get 5 calories today.
38.? It's cold, and I feel particularly cold on my head when I walk with less hair.
39.? It's cold, it's ten degrees outside, and it's 37 degrees in my arms. Are you sure you don't want to consider it?
4.? Although the weather has cooled down, the happiness of getting into bed has improved. It's cold. Talk about the witty words in the circle of friends (3)
41. When winter comes, it is a burst of cold air. Warm messages remind you that the climate has changed and pay attention to your health. The weather is cold, remember to add clothes; Close friends, remember to contact; Caring for SMS, wholeheartedly, I wish you good health!
42.? The heavy snow came with the cold winter, and the streets were like silver, so bright and brilliant. Long icicles hung in front of the eaves like crystal daggers, and pedestrians' breath turned into white smoke.
43.? Good morning! It's cold, be sure to add clothes to keep warm! At the moment of the epidemic, do a good job of protection! Only when the body comes first can we be more energetic and do everything well at the moment.
44.? It's so cold in winter that I'll freeze, but I'll melt as soon as you hug me.
45. I can hug you to keep you warm in winter
46. It's winter. When I open my wardrobe, I should go shopping. When I open my wallet, I'm still young and not cold.
47.? Don't tell me that it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
48.? The cold weather is to tell everyone how important the warmth of people around you is.
49.? I like the contact temperature between people at this time.
5.? Winter is suitable for staying at home, not for work.
51.? When the weather is cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself. Don't catch a cold. I feel distressed!
52.? It's cold, who wants to sew a pair of autumn trousers together? I only wear it in cold weather, and you can wear it at other times.
53. I like this winter so much that I want to treat it to hot pot, milk tea, movies and fireworks. If you are free, can you come along?
54.? It's getting very cold now.
55.? The only thing I can afford to put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out of is the quilt.
56.? I want to meet you, because autumn is the season for hugs.
57.? It's cold, my heart is cold, and the only warmth is sad tears.
58.? Fallen leaves come back to their roots, just like I left you, but I still look at you from a distance, your joys and sorrows.
59.? When autumn is getting stronger, I realize that the warmth of winter has drifted in. When winter comes, everything may be forgotten at this moment, but I can't forget to send you warm care: in cold days, take good care of yourself in cold days and have a happy winter!
6.? Sweet coffee can help you drive away a little coolness; Bringing a soft scarf can help you stop the cold attack; Send a short message of blessing to make your world full of warmth forever! It's cold, so pay attention to your health. It's suitable for a circle of friends who get tired in cold weather
1. It's cooled down, the north wind is blowing, and the sun is freezing again. It's cold and frosty, and the clothes have to be thickened again. The days are short, the nights are long, and the work and rest are confused again. Keep fit and prevent cold, otherwise the cooling will be over. Remember to add more clothes in cold weather, and the warmth will be sweet.
2. Love is true and sincere, and everything goes without saying; It's cold and people are in a hurry, so take care of yourself and relax; High is also a success, low is also a success or failure; Whether it's smooth or not, the troubles will disappear, and laughing at life will not disturb you. I wish I could be happy!
3. Make a living and have fun every day. Go out by car less, look at your sister bored, pretend to be a fool, go home and hug your wife, fill your intestines when you are hungry, count your tickets when your fingers itch, and cover yourself with a quilt when it's cold!
4. The leaves are yellow, and my heart is drunk when I think of your beauty; Leaves are floating, flying with my thoughts, I hope you receive them early; When the temperature drops and the weather turns cold, don't forget to add clothes to keep out the cold; It's cold, I wish you a good mood every day, happiness surrounds you, happiness is always there, and health will last forever!
5. Autumn has passed, and I came to the open water in the cold wind. The sky is blue and the sky is far away, and the water marks are thin and thin. I tighten my clothes and towel, and I can't help but miss my relatives and friends far away. I wish you all the best in my heart! Sigh, it's cold, pay attention to keep warm!
6. No matter how cold the weather is, I can't help caring for you. No matter how cold the weather is, I can't help reminding you warmly. No matter how strong the wind blows, I can't disturb my wishes for you. It's cold, pay attention to add clothes, everything first, I wish you warm every day!
7. Give you a dime. Don't underestimate it. You can't buy roses and coffee, clothes and quilts; But it contains warmth, which is my sincere blessing. It's cold, so take care of yourself.
8. Take the fate cauldron, pour the water of friendship, add sincerity and care, boil with thoughts, stew slowly with blessings, cook a pot of cold-dispelling soup for you, drink it away from colds and typhoid fever, and then send a caring little cotton-padded jacket to protect your health!
9. Let the cool breeze blow away your melancholy, let the rain wash away your troubles, let the sunshine bring you warmth, let the moon bring you warmth, and let my care and concern bring you a good mood. Pay attention to your health in cold weather!
1. A short message shows my heart, but it is lighter than a goose feather. I haven't seen you for a long time and often miss you. The telephone is the first good news. Liu Yin flies in the autumn wind, and the river reflects the setting sun. Don't catch cold when it's cold. I often send text messages to express my comfort.
11. A greeting, a short message, a hug, a look and a scarf, warm each other with your little hands; Please remember, it's cold, put on more clothes. Don't catch a cold! If you accidentally sneeze, please remember that it must be me thinking about you!
12. The colorful flowers are the flowers of the four seasons, the beautiful songs are lyrical, the mellow and fragrant wine is the aged wine, and the warmth like spring is my concern. It's cold, wear warm clothes, have more rest, drink hot soup, exercise diligently, and smile from morning till night.
13. Happiness in my heart, bit by bit, holiday greetings, word by word, cold raids, adding points, cold prevention measures, constant whimsy, sincere reminders, early delivery, warm methods, early filming, healthy body, constant happiness, warm mood, and fear of the cold.
14. I represent the vast number of plants, animals and microorganisms, whether on land or in the sea; Whether it can fly or not; No matter whether there is enough or not, extend my cordial greetings: it is cold and cold-proof.
15. Farewell to the cold: Find a place where there is no one, and tell a beautiful woman I don't know that I have a strange disease and need someone to lean against to relieve it. Then I have been rubbing on her, and it will be warm after a while. It is absolutely effective. If I am beaten, I will not be reimbursed.
16. It's cold. Considering the lack of warmth among bachelors, people from all walks of life have donated materials. Each bachelor will get a pair of gloves, a scarf and a quilt for the leftover men and women. Accept it quickly, don't get cold.
17. Leaves fall and the temperature drops. You are busy with work all day. Pay attention to your health. Don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. Never forget to greet your friends. I sincerely wish you happiness and well-being!
18. Sometimes I'm busy, sometimes I forget, sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm lazy, but I'll still remember to miss you, miss you as a friend, and don't forget to add more clothes in cold days. Cold air is ruthless, and good friends are interested!
19. It is cold in winter, so friends should remember to protect their health. Always keep warm and don't forget that food nourishes and increases nutrition; It is necessary to get enough sleep and keep optimistic and comfortable; Smile often hangs on your face, I wish you a good winter spirit!
2. Don't catch cold in cold weather, wear more constant temperature, eat more energy, and exercise more to improve your physical fitness; Don't catch a cold, don't have a fever if you have a cold, don't have a serious fever, and be sure to call a doctor if it is serious. May you be cold and not cold, and cooling down will also bring happiness.
21. Blessing is a velvet dress, which is warm; Missing is an intimate cotton-padded jacket, warm; A friend is a big stove, hot; When the weather turns cold, friends warm you with thoughts and warm you with blessings, wishing you Dong 'an!
22. I saw your smiling face with sincere warmth all winter. I copied and pasted it in my heart, downloaded my thoughts about you and saved it forever. I turned on my mobile phone and sent my simplest wishes: It's cold, take care of yourself!
23. People who know how to relax can find relaxation; Those who know and forget can find freedom; People who know how to care can find friends; Cold weather is not cold, but chilling is cold. May your heart be warm and remember to add more clothes.
24. The leaves are colorful. I weave a colorful wreath with care, which brings you spring-like joy. The temperature turns cold, and I miss you to make a warm blanket, bringing warmth to your winter. Now I want to send you a blessing message to remind you to put on clothes in cold weather and pay attention to your health!
25, seasonal cooling, remind you to pay attention to keep warm: clothes should be double-decked, hats should be hairy, boots should be bullet-proof, belts should be tied with gold hoops, gloves should be worn, and even masks should be kept warm. I wish you warm equipment in place, unified health and invincible.
26. It's another cool autumn wind, another yellow leaf, an autumn rain and a cold, and one night is longer than the other. It's hard to run around all day. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of your body and add meals. I only wish my friends more health.
27, hungry, want to eat; Thirst, drink water; Tired, have a rest; Be agitated and calm; It's hot, so it needs blowing; It's cold, you need to put on more clothes. Send a short message to remind you: winter is coming, it's cold, so put on more clothes to prevent colds!
28. Missing is not a job, but you never forget it. Greeting is not an obligation, but it never stops; Caring is not a responsibility, but it never decreases; My friend, winter is coming. Please keep warm and don't catch a cold. I wish you peace!
29. The colorful flowers are the flowers of the four seasons, the beautiful songs are lyrical, the mellow and fragrant wine is the aged wine, and the warmth like spring is my concern. It's cold, wear warm clothes, have more rest, drink hot soup, exercise diligently, and smile from morning till night.
3. It's another cool autumn wind, another yellow leaf, an autumn rain and a cold, and one night is longer than the other. It's hard to run around all day. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Take care of your body and add meals. I only wish my friends more health.
31. Stop busy footsteps, relax tired bones and muscles, breathe fresh air, turn around in happy circles, warm up the cold weather, and send you a care: put on more clothes when you go out in cold weather.
32. Give you a caring scarf to prevent the invasion of cold, and a pair of warm gloves to cover the winter care. Send you a big hug again, so that your heart will always be happy and warm! It's cold, pay attention to your health!
33. Friendship is not forgotten because of busyness, alienated because of remoteness, cooled because of cold weather, hidden because of snow and ice, and indifferent because of lack of contact. Friend, don't forget to wear more clothes in cold weather. I wish you good health!
34. I can't express my thoughts in words. If I didn't put on a warm coat for you when it was cold, then in this hot summer, let me turn into a cool wind and blow away the coolness and comfort for you!
35, the weather has cooled down, and the reminder has arrived; May you: unload your coldness with happiness, get rid of the chill smoothly, and resist freezing with health; Finally, I wish you all the best, a beautiful mood, and good health!
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