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Ningxia special post teacher
GHJFHTB
Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, so do I, but as time goes by, everything will fade away. But there is one thing that I still regret after two years. But it is also this incident that made me understand a truth, that is, no matter what you do, you should be careful.
I remember it was a day in the third grade. Because I didn't study badly at ordinary times, I didn't review carefully when I knew that I would have a midterm in mathematics the next day. The next day, the test paper was handed out. As soon as I saw that the topic on the paper was simple, it took me about twenty minutes to finish it. After I finished writing, I handed in my paper directly without checking it. Just handed in the paper, I'm still feeling lucky: I'll get full marks this time. What should my mother reward me when I get home ...
In the next day's math class, the teacher was handing out test papers. The name flowed from the teacher. I'm excited to hear that my grades are good. People with unsatisfactory grades are depressed. Hey, why isn't there mine? Just when I was surprised, I heard the teacher's words: "Hui Yuan, 78 points." It was not loud, but it hit me on the head like lightning. I seem to have been poured with a large basin of cold water, and my whole body is numb. What followed was my endless regret. Regret is like a bug, biting my heart bit by bit, making my heart more painful. The teacher said that I was too careless after class. Although this sentence is understated, it hit me like a heavy hammer. This sentence is like someone sprinkled a handful of salt on my bleeding wound, numb and painful. Tears blurred my eyes again.
From then on, I gradually got rid of the bad habit of carelessness. Although it has been a long time since that incident, the scar is still in my heart. It was it that told me during the exam not to be careless, but to be careful, careful and careful again. ...
The person I admire most-Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi is the person I admire most, because her deeds touched me. When I learned about Zhang Haidi's deeds, I was moved by her persistent spirit and determined to be a good comrade like Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi, who was disabled since childhood, lost consciousness from the chest down. The doctor said that the paraplegic patient would not live for 27 years. Zhang Haidi knew that he would not live long, but he was not content to be mediocre all his life. She decided to make people remember her with her own actions, Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi is determined to learn medical skills well and relieve the suffering of others. In order to learn medical skills well, she did experiments on small animals. Finally, it is "much trouble", and Zhang Haidi has mastered the medical skills skillfully.
Because Zhang Haidi is very helpful at ordinary times, people around her ask her for help if they have any difficulties. Once again, an old man came to her with a bottle of imported medicine and asked her to help translate, but Zhang Haidi didn't understand. She watched the old man leave in disappointment and made up her mind to learn a foreign language well. Through hard work, she has learned a foreign language well. She translated the foreign novel The Beach Clinic. When she showed the translation to the editor-in-chief, the old comrade, who was over 500 years old, shed two lines of tears excitedly and wrote a preface enthusiastically: The Road Extends at the Foot of a Paralyzed Girl. This is Zhang Haidi, a girl who is unwilling to bow to her fate. She has always inspired us.
The person I respect most.
Wang Ruicheng 3, Class 5 (B), Ke Qiao Primary School Education Group, Shaoxing County, Zhejiang Province
There are many scientists who have benefited mankind in history, such as Nobel, the king of bombs, Edison, the king of inventions that lit up the night, Mendeleev, the discoverer of the periodic table of elements, and Copernicus, the scientific giant who founded Heliocentrism.
Among them, the person I respect most is Edison, the "king of invention". He had more than 2,000 inventions in his life, and 1328 inventions were patented. On average, there will be a new invention every 15 days. At the peak of invention, there is an invention every three days, so he is called "the king of invention", and his invention has made great contributions to mankind.
He was curious when he was a child. No matter what happens, he will ask why. Whenever possible, he likes to do experiments easily, so he often makes big jokes. Once, he saw a hot air balloon flying and wondered if a person's stomach was full of gas. After that, he let his companion eat a powder that can produce gas, which almost killed him. His father also gave Edison a good beating, but his curiosity did not diminish. In class, he often asks questions that even the teacher can't answer. The teacher called him "idiot" and "imbecile", and finally he was expelled from school. But his mother is also a teacher and has been teaching him ever since.
The most brilliant achievement in his life was the invention of the electric light. Before electric light appeared, people used dim kerosene lamps. After carefully studying the dazzling arc lamp, he announced that he would invent an electric lamp with soft light. He found 1600 kinds of heat-resistant metals and 6000 kinds of plant fibers, but all failed. Finally, one day Edison thought of trying cotton yarn, and then what they looked forward to day and night appeared in front of them: the light bulb gave off golden light. This day is 1879, 10, 2 1. Later, people designated this day as the invention day of electric light.
What I want to say most is
One thing I want to say most is something that my parents and I met in Beijing.
It was sunny that morning. Our family went to the Temple of Heaven Park in Beijing to play. Just like the little author in The Course of Genius, I also want to listen to the Echo Wall. So, after buying the tickets, our family went in with the crowd.
On the way to the Echo Wall, I saw some old people playing Tai Chi pinball, unilateral diabolo and other fitness toys that we seldom see at ordinary times. I am curious. They all play diabolo and Tai Chi pinball, and they can all do different tricks. I can't help asking them for advice. I tried it once and found it really difficult to play Tai Chi pinball and diabolo. One of the grandfathers told me not to worry, to practice mastering skills slowly, and also told me that practice makes perfect. Seeing that they were burly and ruddy, I asked their ages. This question gave me a fright. The oldest of them is 98 years old and the youngest is 59 years old. I asked them curiously how to live long. Grandpa told me that life lies in exercise. After saying goodbye to them, I continued to walk to the Hall of Prayer and the mound in the Temple of Heaven. The pines and cypresses on both sides of the road are tall and straight. Although it is winter, the leaves are still green, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. I sucked a lot of fresh air along the way, which was particularly comfortable. Now, I stand on the altar of the ball and look up to the distance, and I have a different taste. ...
After visiting the Temple of Heaven, I learned two things: First, life lies in exercise, so we should exercise more. Second, practice makes perfect, and even the most difficult things will become handy.
Ah! A trip to the Temple of Heaven-you told me that success comes from hard work and hard practice. One thing I regret most.
GHJFHTB
Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, so do I, but as time goes by, everything will fade away. But there is one thing that I still regret after two years. But it is also this incident that made me understand a truth, that is, no matter what you do, you should be careful.
I remember it was a day in the third grade. Because I didn't study badly at ordinary times, I didn't review carefully when I knew that I would have a midterm in mathematics the next day. The next day, the test paper was handed out. As soon as I saw that the topic on the paper was simple, it took me about twenty minutes to finish it. After I finished writing, I handed in my paper directly without checking it. Just handed in the paper, I'm still feeling lucky: I'll get full marks this time. What should my mother reward me when I get home ...
In the next day's math class, the teacher was handing out test papers. The name flowed from the teacher. I'm excited to hear that my grades are good. People with unsatisfactory grades are depressed. Hey, why isn't there mine? Just when I was surprised, I heard the teacher's words: "Hui Yuan, 78 points." It was not loud, but it hit me on the head like lightning. I seem to have been poured with a large basin of cold water, and my whole body is numb. What followed was my endless regret. Regret is like a bug, biting my heart bit by bit, making my heart more painful. The teacher said that I was too careless after class. Although this sentence is understated, it hit me like a heavy hammer. This sentence is like someone sprinkled a handful of salt on my bleeding wound, numb and painful. Tears blurred my eyes again.
From then on, I gradually got rid of the bad habit of carelessness. Although it has been a long time since that incident, the scar is still in my heart. It was it that told me during the exam not to be careless, but to be careful, careful and careful again. ...
The person I admire most-Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi is the person I admire most, because her deeds touched me. When I learned about Zhang Haidi's deeds, I was moved by her persistent spirit and determined to be a good comrade like Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi, who was disabled since childhood, lost consciousness from the chest down. The doctor said that the paraplegic patient would not live for 27 years. Zhang Haidi knew that he would not live long, but he was not content to be mediocre all his life. She decided to make people remember her with her own actions, Zhang Haidi.
Zhang Haidi is determined to learn medical skills well and relieve the suffering of others. In order to learn medical skills well, she did experiments on small animals. Finally, it is "much trouble", and Zhang Haidi has mastered the medical skills skillfully.
Because Zhang Haidi is very helpful at ordinary times, people around her ask her for help if they have any difficulties. Once again, an old man came to her with a bottle of imported medicine and asked her to help translate, but Zhang Haidi didn't understand. She watched the old man leave in disappointment and made up her mind to learn a foreign language well. Through hard work, she has learned a foreign language well. She translated the foreign novel The Beach Clinic. When she showed the translation to the editor-in-chief, the old comrade, who was over 500 years old, shed two lines of tears excitedly and wrote a preface enthusiastically: The Road Extends at the Foot of a Paralyzed Girl. This is Zhang Haidi, a girl who is unwilling to bow to her fate. She has always inspired us.
The person I respect most.
Wang Ruicheng 3, Class 5 (B), Ke Qiao Primary School Education Group, Shaoxing County, Zhejiang Province
There are many scientists who have benefited mankind in history, such as Nobel, the king of bombs, Edison, the king of inventions that lit up the night, Mendeleev, the discoverer of the periodic table of elements, and Copernicus, the scientific giant who founded Heliocentrism.
Among them, the person I respect most is Edison, the "king of invention". He had more than 2,000 inventions in his life, and 1328 inventions were patented. On average, there will be a new invention every 15 days. At the peak of invention, there is an invention every three days, so he is called "the king of invention", and his invention has made great contributions to mankind.
He was curious when he was a child. No matter what happens, he will ask why. Whenever possible, he likes to do experiments easily, so he often makes big jokes. Once, he saw a hot air balloon flying and wondered if a person's stomach was full of gas. After that, he let his companion eat a powder that can produce gas, which almost killed him. His father also gave Edison a good beating, but his curiosity did not diminish. In class, he often asks questions that even the teacher can't answer. The teacher called him "idiot" and "imbecile", and finally he was expelled from school. But his mother is also a teacher and has been teaching him ever since.
The most brilliant achievement in his life was the invention of the electric light. Before electric light appeared, people used dim kerosene lamps. After carefully studying the dazzling arc lamp, he announced that he would invent an electric lamp with soft light. He found 1600 kinds of heat-resistant metals and 6000 kinds of plant fibers, but all failed. Finally, one day Edison thought of trying cotton yarn, and then what they looked forward to day and night appeared in front of them: the light bulb gave off golden light. This day is 1879, 10, 2 1. Later, people designated this day as the invention day of electric light.
What I want to say most is
One thing I want to say most is something that my parents and I met in Beijing.
It was sunny that morning. Our family went to the Temple of Heaven Park in Beijing to play. Just like the little author in The Course of Genius, I also want to listen to the Echo Wall. So, after buying the tickets, our family went in with the crowd.
On the way to the Echo Wall, I saw some old people playing Tai Chi pinball, unilateral diabolo and other fitness toys that we seldom see at ordinary times. I am curious. They all play diabolo and Tai Chi pinball, and they can all do different tricks. I can't help asking them for advice. I tried it once and found it really difficult to play Tai Chi pinball and diabolo. One of the grandfathers told me not to worry, to practice mastering skills slowly, and also told me that practice makes perfect. Seeing that they were burly and ruddy, I asked their ages. This question gave me a fright. The oldest of them is 98 years old and the youngest is 59 years old. I asked them curiously how to live long. Grandpa told me that life lies in exercise. After saying goodbye to them, I continued to walk to the Hall of Prayer and the mound in the Temple of Heaven. The pines and cypresses on both sides of the road are tall and straight. Although it is winter, the leaves are still green, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. I sucked a lot of fresh air along the way, which was particularly comfortable. Now, I stand on the altar of the ball and look up to the distance, and I have a different taste. ...
After visiting the Temple of Heaven, I learned two things: First, life lies in exercise, so we should exercise more. Second, practice makes perfect, and even the most difficult things will become handy.
Ah! A trip to the Temple of Heaven-you told me that success comes from hard work and hard practice.
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