Students' philosophical jokes

1. Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied airily: "People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! 」

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. It was the son who looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it. 」

"How do you know? 」」

"She didn't call names. 」

Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )

3. There are two Taiwan sightseeing groups traveling to Izu Peninsula in Japan. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked. On the other hand, another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "Ladies and gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Aotu Avenue in Gu Liang." . 」

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How wonderful it is to think, how to think is up to you. )

Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown. China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!" ! Teachers who bring foreign countries will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world! 」

(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also have a narrower definition of success. )

In the Palace Museum, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I asked you why you walked so slowly. So you always stop to look at these things. 」

(Note: Some people only know how to run on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband has been nagging: slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Level the tofu! "Well," the wife blurted out, "I know how to cook." "Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. I just want you to know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around. 」

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )

7. A bus full of passengers is driving fast on the downhill road, and a man is running after it. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! " "I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car!"

(Note: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )