A joke adapted from a historical story or idiom story

I wonder if the new explanation of idioms is an idiom joke you said. Attach a few copies.

Kill the goose that lays the golden egg: Once upon a time, there was a man who kept an old hen at home. This hen has a strong ability to lay eggs, but she never lays eggs for a while and is sick. The man thought it was useless to raise chickens without laying eggs, so he killed them and found that gallstones were the cause of their illness. Gallstones of all sizes are like eggs. When killing chickens, it happened that Xianglin, the quick-talking sister next door, came to visit. When I saw it, I talked nonsense everywhere, saying that this man was short-sighted and killed an old hen who could lay eggs.

Mao Sui volunteered himself: Mao Sui is a young man of literature and art who often writes short articles and publishes them on the Internet, but moderators and netizens don't like his articles because they are too bad. I have been on BBS for one or two years, and few people have replied to the articles I wrote, and the moderator has not given me a word of recommendation. I am very distressed. Therefore, when Mao Sui publishes articles on BBS in the future, he should add a word "recommendation" to the title of the article. For example, "Don't shout if you have pleasure" and "recommend". I am a great clown. Writers and moderators are dumbfounded by his self-deception, so they describe it as self-recommendation.

Three visits to the thatched cottage: During the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei wanted to invite Zhuge Liang out of the mountain to help him conquer the world, so he went to Longzhong to invite him. Liu Biao, Liu Bei's boss, has always been dissatisfied with Liu Bei. All the meals he cooks on weekdays are leftovers. On this day, Liu Bei sat in Zhuge Liang's place after dinner, and his stomach began to hurt. He went to the toilet three times in a short time. Zhuge Liang thought that Liu was in poor health today and came to see me with a bitter kiss. He was very moved and went out of the mountain. Toilets are also called latrines, latrines and huts in rural areas. Therefore, later generations described this allusion as an idiom, caring for humble abode.

Quench thirst by looking at plum blossoms: Cao Cao once marched to fight, and the soldiers were tired when they walked, and they had no spirit and no fighting spirit. Cao Cao lied to them and said, "There is a Mei Zhuang ahead, and there is a Mei girl in Mei Zhuang. She is gorgeous and beautiful. Whoever goes to the battlefield first, I will give her to him as his wife. " Hearing this, the soldiers came alive and drooled. Finally arrived in Guandu at the specified time and defeated Yuan Shao. Later, people called this allusion "looking at plums to quench thirst".

Waiting for unexpected gains

In the Song Dynasty, a man kept a litter of pigs. In winter, pigs are afraid of cold, so the Song people put a lot of grass in the pigsty to keep the pigs warm. A rabbit ran to the pigsty in the middle of the night to steal the grass from the pigsty, but because it was dark, it accidentally fell into the pig manure pool next to the pigsty and drowned. The next day, the Song people were very happy to see the dead rabbit, so they stayed beside the pigsty every day, hoping that another rabbit would steal the grass from the pigsty and drown in the pig manure pool. This is the origin of waiting for pigs and rabbits. Pigs and strains are interchangeable words, so they are also called waiting for pigs and rabbits in history books.