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Yue Lao and Meng Po
"If you miss her forever, I will let her be reincarnated forever until she forgets you." The jade emperor is angry.
"If I have a golden hoop, if I have a mountain axe, I will definitely mess up this paradise."
"Nonsense! As a fairy, some things can't be touched. What happened to my sister and my daughter? I am here to protect you. "
"As an elder, I have been matchmaking for the world for thousands of years, but I can't dominate my marriage. This is the biggest joke in the world! "
"Somebody, put the old man in prison!"
There are too many people asking for marriage in the world, but God has no choice but to let me go and continue to do my duty as the elder of the moon.
It is said that the Great Sage of Qi Tian stirred up hell, checked the book of life and death, and escaped from reincarnation. I wonder if this will make me stay with her all my life.
I went to hell and tried to find her in the forgotten Sichuan, one day in the sky and one year in the ground, although I was only imprisoned for a few months. But for her, she spent her whole life thinking about you.
2
She met him for the first time on July 7th. When everyone is an old man in Yue Bai, she is different. He couldn't help wondering if he had spent a day in the old ancestral temple. She became an old man and walked beside her.
"Why didn't the girl propose?"
"Everyone wants to get married, but I heard that immortals can't be emotional. On the seventh day of July, every woman came to propose. Isn't Yue Lao alone? "
He saw that she was born with fine features and sentimental.
Coincidentally, love will be wonderful, and he can't help wondering what it would be like to match himself.
"Since the girl doesn't ask for a visa, can I sign it for the girl?"
"The little girl thanked the old man."
"In March of the next year, there was a peach grove three miles west of here. At that time, the girl will meet your lover." Say it, and I will disappear.
I still remember the girl's dumbfounded eyes. Maybe she was thinking, maybe she met a real old woman.
three
March of the following year. I turned into a teenager in Tsing Yi and strolled in Taolin. Sure enough, I saw the girl again.
"Can a girl be surnamed Meng?" She looked back with a little joy and affection in her eyes.
Every day after that, I traveled with her and forgot the world. I know life is short, and I want to be with her from beginning to end.
On the wedding day, she sat in front of the dresser. Wedding clothes are like fire. I also know that the people above will come soon. A woman may have a sixth sense, and she knows that something unexpected will happen. Look at me and make a book.
Countless heavenly soldiers will arrest me in the underworld. I can't help it I am not the Monkey King, nor am I agarwood. I'm just a matchmaker.
four
"Fairy, why are you free to come and play with us today?" Meng Po came out slowly.
"I want to find Cui Panguan."
"People looking for Cui Panguan have only one requirement. Please go to the fairy. "
Meng Po took me to Cui Panguan.
"I've heard that I'm going to see a fairy, but there's no one on the book of life and death. Please go back to the fairy. " The judge said with a straight face.
"Impossible! How can mortals not be on the book of life and death! " I fumed.
"Maybe you want to run in hell!" The judge took one last look, but he was angry.
I left.
five
Back to forget Sichuan, I sat in front of Meng Po.
"I wonder if the fairy can draw a red line for the old lady."
"Hell is none of my business."
"I want to see what the legendary red line looks like."
Looking at Meng Po's firm eyes, I drew a red line from the cuff.
Speaking of which, the wind that forgot Sichuan that day was very strange. Blow the red line at sixes and sevens, wrapped around my hands and Meng Po's, and I can't throw it away.
I had to untie the red line.
"You say, I propose to you all over the world, and finally I can only drink a bowl of my soup, forget the past and go to Naiheqiao. What's the point? "
I didn't speak.
"You said that the world proposed to you and tied the red line, but it was predestined friends, but it didn't end up together. What is this? "
I can't help feeling disappointed, "doomed love."
"What a doomed love. I should propose a toast to you for these two words, but there is no wine in the underworld, only soup. If I do, you will be free. "
I also picked up the soup on the table and gulped it down.
I seem to have had a dream, but I don't remember the person in it. My intuition tells me that that person is very important. I feel something empty in my heart, but I can't say it.
I don't remember what I came to hell for.
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
"The fairy in charge of marriage, the old woman cut off the string. Is it a good match? " Meng Po suddenly asked.
I just stopped. "Meng Po is joking."
"It's getting late. I'll go first and visit the hell another day."
"Please go back to the fairy, I won't send you an old woman. There are still many people waiting to cross the bridge. "
After I left, I don't know when, the judge came to Meng Po's side, toying with a newly opened manzhusha flower in his hand, which was very enchanting.
"This is the five hundredth time, he has stepped onto the bridge. Meng Po, can you stay willingly? "
Meng Po didn't answer. It's strange to forget the wind in Sichuan today. He blew away the red line in Meng Po's hand, and I don't know where it was taken.
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